spitting goat

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Me when someone pisses me off.

anonymous asked:

Honestly I wish they would pull a spider man and reboot the damn franchise and let it be free of bay's influence

AGREED. as much as I love the movies, namely #1 and 3, I would be first in line to support a reboot!

just imagine … new, proper designs. Starscream looking like a badass and not a metal dorito spitting goat crossbreed. Jazz living for 3+ movies. Ironhide and Ratchet not dying also. imagine the possibility of [gasp] cutting down Bumblebee’s screentime for other characters! imagine Cyclonus showing up with Galvatron. Ultra Magnus and Rodimus showing up together. a complete seeker trine. imagine the females running around in proper footwear with normal-sized lips, dirty wrinkled clothes, and maybe even [gasps again] they can be part of the military!!

and the biggest one of all … imagine … [single tear rolls down cheek] … the rebooted movies have … a real, continuous, sensible plotline :`)

ok now my imagination is just running wild. a plot?! ha ha!

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This is essentially the best thing

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Please can everyone just watch this hilarious video, my stomach is killing me from laughing so much omg

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Just laughed for 5 fucking minutes holy shit

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I am way too easily amused, I should not be laughing this hard, and yet I am.

I can’t stop watching this and laughing.

“EUAAAAAGH!!!!”

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Man argues with spitting goat 

I almost terminated a customer bc in Austin you can’t give out bags so she bought TWO SMALL THINGS definitely not requiring a bag and when I gave her the receipt she said,
“Oh, I guess I’ll just hold them in my hands and walk out without a bag then??” like she was pissed and I was like ?? “No, Austin doesn’t allow the distribution of bags but you can have this brown paper sack” and homegirl was honestly embarrassed after I told her that like “well….it’s better than nothing…sorry, I forgot where I was”
And I was like you SURE DID YOU GOAT SPIT like as if the Austin bag ban was my personal choice and executive decision like there’s no reason to ever get mad at cashiers for policies they have no control over

anonymous asked:

You kill my vibes so hard with your negativity. God damn.

Then unfollow me punk ass goat spit, I didn’t invite you here. No one cares about your vibes, I’m gonna continue to call out problematic and damaging shit and I don’t care about you