spit on them why don't you

  • Women: Why do men spit in public?
  • Men: Where ELSE should we spit? On you??? Do you want us to spit on YOU!?! Alright, FINE.
  • Women: A teenage girls bra strap shouldn't be a reason to send her home.
  • Men: Okay. Okay, alright. Alright, okay, okay. Well why don't I just PULL MY DICK OUT IN CLASS THEN!?!?
  • Women: A person should have the right to an abortion.
  • Men: Ohhhhh women want abortions! Well men should be able to rape them, that seems like the logical equivalent of this situation.
  • Women: Women need to defend themselves from violent men.
  • Men: Oh, what, you can hit me but I can't hit you!? why CAN'T I hit you? WHEN can I hit you??? Tell me when I can hit you, please. I want to know. I need to know.
  • Women: Men overreact a lot.
  • Men: WHOA. Why would you go there? Why do you generalize all men like that? I feel so attacked. This is so hurtful.
  • Men: This is why no one likes feminists.
  • Rebels Thrawn: I will bide my time, waiting for all the rebel cells to assemble so I can destroy them all at once. I will accept no surrender. My victory will be complete. Batonn was just the beginning. I will take other people's art and no one can stop me.
  • Rebels Thrawn: *scary fade to black with red eyes glowing in the dark*
  • Hera on Rebels Thrawn: An evil so terrible it tried to black out the stars...
  • Book Thrawn: Hey Eli, what does 'insubordination' mean? Krayt spit? I don't get it. Why is everyone yelling and promoting me at the same time?
  • Book Thrawn: Hello Mr Nightswan, terribly sorry about this whole battle we're having. Would you mind surrendering maybe? Like less people would die and stuff. Do you need a job? I can put in a good word for you.
  • Book Thrawn: I like art. A lot. Eli, we must save the art and return it to its people. I made digital copies so I can check them out on my datapad :)
dmmd boys' reactions to being called "daddy"
  • Aoba: spits out his beverage immediately
  • Koujaku: blushes profusely but goes along with it if it's what you want
  • Clear: "you must be mistaken, i don't have any children. do you need help finding your father?"
  • Noiz: smirks and proceeds to get really into it.
  • Mink: grunts. because that's what mink does in just about any situation.
  • Ren: Loses the ability to speak. blushes. stutters a lot. probably freezes up because wow he did not see that coming.
  • Sei: .....why would anyone call Sei "daddy". he's the least daddy-ish of them all
  • Mizuki: "what, me? ME? you actually mean me??????"
  • Virus and Trip: of course they're digging it. They'll probs be crazy about you acknowledging your submissiveness.
  • Toue: probably confused by it at first but being the pervy old man he is, it eventually becomes on of his biggest kinks and makes all his sexual partners call him "daddy" from that point forward.
Coffee
  • (Not part of RoseGarden Snippet Stories) After that one RWBY Chibi episode of Nora drinking coffee, I'd think the new guy wouldn't understand to NEVER give Nora coffee.
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): Oscar. Have you ever thought of...getting coffee?
  • Oscar: No, not really. My aunt never let me have any.
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): But your aunt isn't here now is she?
  • Oscar: yeah, so?
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): cofeeeeee sounds really good right about now.
  • Oscar: Are you okay?
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): Never been better.
  • Oscar: Sure.
  • Nora: *slides up next to Oscar* Hey...Oscar. Can you do me a favor?
  • Oscar: Sure Nora.
  • Nora: could you...buy me some coooofeeee?
  • Oscar: First,the professor now you?
  • Nora: pleaseeee? Ren won't let me get some, and Ruby and Jaune refuse to listen to me!
  • Oscar: Nora, I may have just met you, but I personally think if you drank coffee, you'd explode.
  • Nora: I wouldn't explode. Maybe you would. It happens.
  • Oscar: fine. It can't hurt. I'll buy you one and oz one.
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): well. I mean it's not like I can taste it.
  • Oscar: then why'd you ask me, huh?
  • *Ozpin and Oscar bicker all the way back to their seats, where an attendant with a cart is waiting for them.*
  • Oscar: Where is Ruby, Nora and Ren?
  • Attendant: Your friends saw a Grimm in the last train car.
  • Oscar: Nora...don't you think you should help them?
  • Nora: *with a crazed look in her eyes* They'll be fine...I mean it's coffee!
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): C'mon...
  • Oscar: I'll have two large coffees. One black and one with extra sugar and cream. *"I'm totally going to regret this"*
  • Attendant: *makes coffee* Here you are, sir! This coffee is on the house! Or on the train!
  • Oscar: Really? Why?
  • Attendant: Cause one of your friends are really cute.
  • Nora: *spits out coffee* Which one? If it's Ren...
  • Attendant: The blonde one. He's so handsome and funny.
  • Nora: Wow. Um, okay.
  • Oscar: Yeah.
  • *awkward silence*
  • Attendant: Okay! I'll get going now.
  • Oscar: *sits down, takes first sip of coffee, spits it out* Ugh, how do you drink this stuff, Ozpin?
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): I lived and breathed coffee. You haven't lived if you haven't drank it.
  • Oscar: It's awful. And there's no point in drinking it if you can't taste it. How's your coffee, Nora?
  • Nora: *jittery, from all the coffee*
  • Oscar: Nora?
  • Jaune, Ren and Ruby rush back in
  • Jaune: We stopped the Grimm—Nora!
  • Ruby: Oscar! Did you give Nora coffee?
  • Ren: Seriously, does ANYONE listen to me?
  • Oscar: Sorry...
  • Ren: *sighs* It's fine. Nora will probably break the fourth wall, or pass out, but she'll be okay soon enough.
  • Oscar: Well, okay.
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): I don't know what to say. You children never cease to amaze me.
  • Oscar: Says the old man whose souls is intertwined with a teenager
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): Point taken.
  • Honestly, I love Oscar and Ozpin's interactions. It's so funny. I've seen many posts where people think Oscar is 12...which is very odd when it comes to RoseGarden stories...let's pretend he's 15 too, shall we?
  • Spawn: Uncle Simon, have you seen any ghosts?
  • Me: No. Ghosts don't exist. They are just pretend.
  • Spawn: No such thing as ghosts
  • Me: No.
  • Spawn: Uncle Simon, have you seen any monsters?
  • Me: Every day, child. Every single day.
  • Spawn: Uncle Simon eats monsters. Chew em up, and spit em out. Paaa-tooey!
  • Me: *tilts head* Who told you that?
  • Spawn: Mommy.
  • Me: she has it slightly backward, I think. Uncle Simon is a monster. Uncle Simon eats people.
  • Spawn: *stares hard at me* You won't eat me! Or Spawn2! Or Mommy!
  • Me: No. I will not eat you.
  • Spawn2: Uncle Simon eats naughty people.
  • Spawn: Why?
  • Spawn2: *shrugs* Somebody has to.
  • Spawn: Why?
  • Spawn2: Because if no one eats them, then they just stay naughty.
  • Me: Think of it as a permanent time-out.
  • Spawn: *sniffles and looks increasingly upset* But you won't eat me?
  • Me: No. I know you don't understand, but some people are very very naughty. Naughtier than you could ever be. They hurt people, and so they go on time-out.
  • Spawn2: And then they get eaten.
  • Me: *stares at Spawn with increasing certainty that this is going to become a very complicated conversation* Shall we make cookies?
  • Spawn: Can we make ghost cookies?
  • Me: Yes. And then I will eat them all up. But there will be no spitting out. Ghost cookies are delicious.
  • Spawn: *climbs into my lap* No monster cookies.
  • Me: Well, I suppose it's only fair if you make monster cookies and eat them in effigy.
  • Spawn: *makes face of confusion* Baby loves you. You're not naughty.
  • Me: Would that you were the voice of my conscience, but forget that. Cookies!
the signs as chris (Simpsons artist) quotes
  • Aries: what have i become xox
  • Taurus: i used to live inside my mum when i was a little boy xox
  • Gemini: good night sleep tight i hope that you dont die tonight xox
  • Cancer: dont be afraid to cry because it is just eye spit anyway xox
  • Leo: i like it when kanye west makes his voice sound like a restaurant xox
  • Virgo: hey i just met you and this is crazy but i have brittle bone syndrome xox
  • Libra: why don't eggs taste like chicken xox
  • Scorpio: if you're sick just be sick if you love someone tell them xox
  • Sagittarius: every day is like monday if you let it be xox
  • Capricorn: when life gives you lemons make some lemon earrings xox
  • Aquarius: the internet xox
  • Pisces: i would rather have a sensitive heart than no heart at all xox

hi my name is commander lexa and i have long curly brown hair with braids that reaches my mid-back and emerald green eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me i look like my mentor anya (AN: if you don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). i’m not related to clarke griffin but i wish i was because she’s a major fucking hottie. i’m a warrior but my teeth are straight and white. i have pale white skin. i’m also the commander and i rule over the 12 clans (i’m twenty one). i’m a badass (in case you couldn’t tell) and i wear mostly black. i love tondc and i buy all of my clothes from there. for example today i was wearing black leather armor with a red sash and some shoulder guards and black combat boots. i was wearing lots of black eyeliner that look like the tears i cried after clarke spit on me. it was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which i was very happy about. a lot of azgeda warriors stared at me. i put up my middle finger at them.

tell them

listen with your throat sometime,
why don’t you
lean a little further back
in the passenger seat

why don’t you 
kick your habits until 
your feet ache, until your
soles give out 

and if you listen
with your throat sometime,
you tell them not
what they want to hear

why don’t you
tell them what you want to
say, spit it in their faces 
until they’re drowning 

in your viscera, your heart
the things in the pit
of your body, why don’t
you go ahead and gross them out

 

releasethenonbeenaries  asked:

So I've figured before from how you write about them that you don't like elves that much (I don't blame you, I find them pretty pretentious world building wise and I always felt they don't really work as people), but could you articulate why?

so my main beef with elves is not so much about the elves themselves, but the way that Tolkien (and, by extension, the narrative) favors them. I identify a lot with Andreth, who in the Athrabeth Finrod ah Andreth, spits out: “We may be ‘Children of Eru’, as ye say in your lore; but we are children to you also: to be loved a little maybe, and yet creatures of less worth, upon whom ye may look down from the height of your power and your knowledge, with a smile, or with pity, or with a shaking of heads” (Morgoth’s Ring 308).

Tolkien himself confirms this, that he gave to his Eldar “the artistic, aesthetic, and purely scientific aspects of the Humane nature raised to a higher level than is actually seen in Men” (Letters 236). Elves embody of all the best of humanity—the wisdom, the creativity, the joy and beauty—supposedly untainted by humanity’s uglier sins. What’s more, they exist on a scale that dwarfs most men; only epic heroes such as Aragorn and Beren can hope to match.

and it just…it’s unfair. It’s so fucking grating, if you don’t buy into it at the start, because these are the fuckers who made Silmarils and slaughtered their kin and took each other captive and went to war and denied the valar and we are supposed to consider them greater than dwarves and men and orcs, because….why? they’re good at arts and crafts? they’re immortal? they make great music?

no reason is ever given for why elves are better. They just are.

they own the story, and the history, and the culture, everything is theirs—even gondor measures worth on an elven scale, how like the elves are you, how sindarin are you, how numenorean—the narrative loves Faramir over Boromir because Faramir is like the elves; Dol Amroth is better than Minas Tirith because they speak Sindarin like breathing; The Hobbit likes Thranduil better than Thorin (despite the similarity of their fixations) because Thranduil is an elf.

Bilbo—who undergoes this terrible harrowing journey to reclaim Erebor with companions whom he has learned to love and trust—Bilbo doesn’t want to return to Erebor, when he is old and grey. He doesn’t want to see the halls that his friends have built, the great dwarvish kingdom that Thorin died for finally restored to its former glory—

Bilbo wants to go to Rivendell. Because who would want to go to some dwarf’s cave when you could stay with the elves?

But we’re supposed to love them, because they are beautiful, and we are supposed to agree to this standard of measurement because why not, and when you are in this for anyone else—the Edain or the dwarves or the hobbits or the orcs—you want to scream because one of those groups is special because they were made to be, and the others just sort of struggled along, inventing semaphores and mills and languages and trade routes and mining techniques and farming techniques and genetic experimentation (apparently)

but Tolkien doesn’t care, because the elves sing about stars, and the natural world does what they want because they ask, and why wouldn’t you love these creatures who have had all the aces before they even started playing

why would you choose anyone else

13 Dwarves of Durin/Christmas

*Lobelia storms into Bag End shortly before second breakfast*

Lobelia: ”Bilbo Baggins! What was all that racket in your home last night!?”

*Bilbo wrings his hands*

Bilbo: “Oh Lobelia! It was awful! Thirteen dwarves and a wizard invaded my home and they made a mess of my smial and-and ruined the plumbing and-!”

*Lobelia sits Bilbo down*

Lobelia: ”Bilbo calm yourself! Take a deep breath and then tell me what happened. From the top.”

*Bilbo takes a shaky breath*


Bilbo:

“On the first day of Durin

A wizard sent to me:

Balin with a contract for me

Keep reading

things you should know about the signs
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>aries:</b> some people want to watch the world burn. specifically, aries. they're going to strike a match and set your mind a blaze. you won't mind it. sure, they're destroying everything you've ever known, picking it apart piece by piece, but it's kind of endearing?<p/><b>taurus:</b> they won't start the conversation. they'll watch you type, watch you go offline just to come back, finally come up with a 'hey'. they're pleased that you took the time. they're also kind of amused that you mispelled at least one word in every message you've sent them for the past hour.<p/><b>gemini:</b> they're beautiful, why would you expect them to not be shallow at times? they chat up a storm, they make flower crowns in the backyard, twist stems into a heart. they don't mind that you're not talking about anything of importance. not everything has to have a deeper meaning.<p/><b>cancer:</b> when you phrase it a certain way, it's easy to paint them nurturing, caregiver, emotional and nothing else. they're more than tears and bandaids and fresh baked cookies- not that they're not that too. they're also anger and furious attempts to bite their tongue and not spit out what everyone else is thinking.<p/><b>leo:</b> they'll tell you they're vain, tell you they're awful, tell you they want everything wrapped in gold. sometimes they mean it. sometimes they want to come home and be wrapped up in warm arms and be told they look cute when they look awful. hang out in the bathroom while they're putting on makeup, you'll see.<p/><b>virgo:</b> put everything in order, okay? they won't notice but they'll appreciate it when they're looking for a particular book or a pair of keys. they're supposed to be organised but they're terrible at finding anything on time. maybe you should find their hand and hold it with yours.<p/><b>libra:</b> sugar and spice and everything nice, that's what libras are made of. oh, and a fair share of jealousy and resentment and a bunch of love. it tastes better if it's made with love, right? libra has no idea what they're doing, they just want your attention and affection and maybe a cup of tea.<p/><b>scorpio:</b> they're not serious at all, they're just tired. talk about something they love, watch their eyes light up, watch their face brighten. sure, you can go ahead and accidentally fall in love with them. they'll appreciate the effort it takes to keep them around.<p/><b>saggitarius:</b> they're not flighty, they're just scared shitless. just make them feel secure and safe and warm. let them know how much their eyes make you melt. let them know you're not going to leave unless they want you to. if they do, then go.<p/><b>capricorn:</b> they're not humourless. they really like puns. make a pun. make their bed. make them breakfast. stop treating them like everything they say should be taken at face value. they're sarcastic and loud and they never mean what they say.<p/><b>aquarius:</b> you don't need to say anything. they're probably barely listening anyway, they're lost in thought. maybe they're thinking about you. it doesn't matter really. they'll be in your dreams no matter what. imagine them listening.<p/><b>pisces:</b> they don't care! they don't. they're tired and they want to take a nap. stop bothering them. they just want to love you from afar. and yeah, if you message them about aliens at 3 am, yeah they'll probably reply. they need to go to sleep, they think too much.<p/></p><p/></p>
random lyrics sentence meme
  • "A guy like you should wear a warning."
  • "You don't have to put on that red light."
  • "Judgement day is coming, we're always being warned."
  • "Save your prayers for when we're really gonna need them."
  • "Lady Peaceful, Lady Happy, that's what I long to be."
  • "Everybody loves a winner, so nobody loved me."
  • "I get it. I'm dead."
  • "Just leave everything to me!"
  • "Now when we fight, we fight for bread."
  • "I'll never talk again."
  • "We've tried to fight this, but we can never win."
  • "I just need company, I can't stand it here by myself."
  • "I want to spit in their faces, but then I get afraid what that could bring."
  • "Figures that my courage would choose to sell out now."
  • "You're the perfect man for me -- I love you, I do."
  • "Why, it's a pleasure to meet you, you look like one incredible creature."
  • "Let them all say whatever they may."
  • "All the birthday money that my parents sent was spent on the phone bill and paying my rent."
  • "Don't lie to me, tell me where did you sleep last night?"
  • "Light a light, leave it in the window. I'm coming back home to you."
  • "I'm only frightened by the things that I've done."
  • "Your love's the finest thing I've ever known."
  • "I want to come home."
  • "I was so young that it barely affected my life."
  • "The Avon is calling us to come and swim."
  • "We'll make a very good girl of you."
  • "It's not like they matter."
  • "It's not fair, and it seems impossible that it happened at all."
  • "I have no doubt that I could love you forever. The only trouble is, you really don't have the time."
  • "All those years of dark nights could make a person blind."
  • "I like lots and lots of wine, and I like it 'cause it gets me drunk."
  • "I followed the voice you think you gave to me."
  • "I think I've finally grown up and got myself a lover now."
  • "It's so nice to be back home where I belong."
  • "Promise you'll never go away again."
  • "Put on your Sunday clothes, there's lots of world out there!"
  • "But oh, it's heaven nowadays."
  • "There was nothing missing on the day I died."
  • "It's hard to say goodbye, my love."
  • "I don't want to be free."

anonymous asked:

~Jenna~ It was after school one day and Kai and I were headed to grab some food. "Kai... I don't want to be so forward about it but..." I sighed. We've been dating for a while and I'd gotten really, well basically completely comfortable with him. Except for like... Going all the way... "Is there a reason you haven't introduced me to your family?" I feel like it's something to do with me... Why else wouldn't he want me to meet them?

~Kai~

She’d asked after I’d taken a sip of my drink. I almost spit it out.

“What? Why does that matter?”

*smashes a brown recluse on the wall*
*it falls somewhere around my desk*
*can’t find it*
*gives up looking and sits back down to work*
*sips coffee*
*SPITS COFFEE OUT BECAUSE WHAT IF HE FELL IN MY COFFEE*
*looks down at coffee.  It is spider-less*
*settles back in*
*STANDS UP AND DECIDES TO SHAKE OFF MY SHIRT BECAUSE WHAT IF IT FELL ON ME???*
*realizes there’s no spiders falling off, I’m probably good*
*starts to sit back down BUT TURNS AROUND TO CHECK THE SEAT BECAUSE MAYBE WHEN I SHOOK MY SHIRT THE SPIDER FALL ONTO THE SEAT????*
*no spider on the seat, settles back in*
*types this entire thing out on tumblr*
*drinks coffee*
*SPITS COFFEE BACK OUT BECAUSE MAYBE HE SUNK TO THE BOTTOM AND THAT’S WHY I DIDN’T SEE HIM BEFORE????*

anonymous asked:

No offence but that edit with Luke's face over the rest of the characters is really disrespectful to the rest of the cast. Yes Luke is a main character but don't shade the rest of the cast to make your point. That was really rude. All 7 mains work their asses off for us and you just spit in the face of 6 of them. I'm sorry but that edit set is just so disrespectful and rude.

anon means this edit. oh, and sorry, i didn’t notice this ask while on mobile. 

let me explain why i did that post first because my point was so crucial and i needed people to see it. so, since the first day i joined this fandom i saw a lot of people forgetting about luke/isaiah. it bothers me a lot because luke is not just the dad cop who sometimes helps. he has his own story and let me clarify, his story affects everyone. people keep forgetting him, cutting him out from the photos, whitewashing him, saying that he’s not a main, also saying that he’s older so that’s why they eliminate him from the post (when we have magnus who’s more than 300) etc. and i guess we all know the reason. i can talk for hours about it but let’s stop there. the point is i’m sick of it.

so, as we come to your point that me being very rude and disrespectful to the rest of the cast and spitting in their faces, i really don’t think that way but maybe you’re right in a sense so i’m sorry that i made you feel that way. it was not my intention obviously. but i’m thinking like if the cast saw it what would they think? i think the holy shader parabtri™ would love it. i mean we know that matt hates the attention he gets when people keep forgetting the others and putting him on the spotlights. so, i want to believe that he would enjoy this edit for example. but of course, i cannot know for sure. 

anonymous asked:

66 AND 67 for Jamilton?? Is that possible? Please don't break my heart with this fic.

A/N: HAHA fortunately for you my brain spit out this idea (the first fic was super angsty). Sooo have this (totally out of character) Jamilton fluff :) (Send me a prompt and I’ll see if I can write it!)

“But I love you!” / “But I hate you!”

Alexander huffed. He was currently sitting alone by the snack table while his friends danced together in the center of the gym, drawing quite the crowd. It wasn’t like them to leave him out of things, that’s why they invited him to the dance in the first place, but it was completely like Alexander to exclude himself and then feel bad about it. He should have turned down the offer to come in the first place; he would have enjoyed watching a movie at home much better. But at the same time he knew that he’d feel left out, which would lead to frustration even if it was his decision not to go.

It wasn’t that he wasn’t having fun; John knew how to make the most fun out of a school event where most things were prohibited. He was currently having a dance off with Lafayette, who was definitely losing, though he was enjoying it an awful lot. It made Alexander chuckle when the French boy fell when trying to copy John’s extravagant moves. He saw Hercules motioning him over, but he just shook his head and made a gesture for them to go on without him. Besides, he was tired. He thought after his friends had forgotten he was there, he’d go home.

“You know, when you’re quiet like that it’s hard to tell that you’re here,” said a voice beside him. Alexander snapped his head up. He must have been zoning out. It was strange how he could do that when the music was so loud. The person standing next to him was someone he didn’t want to see, and he wished he could zone out again. Thomas Jefferson had settled beside him, sipping punch from a clear plastic cup.

“Jefferson,” he mumbled, resting his head in his hands. “And here I was thinking that it was a good night.”

This is a good night for you?” He gestured to him. “Sitting alone while your friends have fun without you? Doesn’t seem like a good night.”

“I just need to rest,” Alex said, rubbing his thigh. “I know you’re probably not used to it, but introvertism is something that exists.”

“I’m very aware,” Jefferson assured, setting his cup down on the table. “Have you even been on the dance floor once tonight, Hamilton?”

“Precisely once,” Alex replied. “John managed to drag me into one song when we came in. I don’t feel like embarrassing myself a second time.”

Jefferson glanced at the dance floor. A slower song was playing now, various couples dancing together while others stood off to the side quietly chatting. He returned his attention back to Hamilton, who looked like he was zoning out again. “Well… I find it incredibly difficult for anyone to manage embarrassing themselves during a slow song.” He held out his hand in quiet invitation. “How about it, Hamilton?”

Alex winced, staring at the hand before looking up at Jefferson. “Really? You want to dance with me?” He barked out a laugh, “But I hate you! And I’m pretty sure you hate me too.”

Jefferson gestured for him to take his hand. “Oh, come on. One dance with your mortal enemy isn’t going to kill you. Honestly, dancing with you is humiliation enough.”

Alex exhaled sharply through his nose, taking Jefferson’s hand rather harshly and pulling himself up. “Touche.” He allowed Thomas to lead him to the dance floor, most of the other students too preoccupied to notice them. Jefferson took his other hand gently, leading him through the dance. Though it was nice, Alexander couldn’t help the glare that had settled on his face. “What are you planning?”

“I’m sure I don’t know what you mean,” Jefferson hummed, his signature smirk set on his lips. “I just want a dance, Hamilton. Is that too much to ask?”

“From you, anything is too much.” Jefferson laughed, and Alex was surprised from the lack of hostility. “Really Jefferson, what do you want? This has to come with some consequence.”

He shrugged. “Well, you’re right in some ways and wrong in others, but aren’t you always?” He grinned when Alex’s frown deepened. “I’m not planning something devilish, if that’s what you’re assuming. I just want to… talk, and this seems like the best way to get the message across.”

Alex quirked his brow. “The message? What message, that you want to dance with me?”

“Well, that’s the more obvious one,” Jefferson said with a sigh. He looked to be holding something back, but Alex couldn’t read his face. “Hamilton, do you really believe that I hate you?” he asked, a look of hurt flashed over his face.

“Well… Don’t you?” Alex squeaked.

Jefferson chuckled with a small shake of his head. “No. In all honesty, I find it rather difficult to loathe you as much as I want to. You’re insufferable sometimes, impossible in others. Everything we talk about ends up turning into a debate. It was annoying at first, but you’re so passionate and energetic. You never hold back. It’s become one of my favorite hobbies, arguing with you.”

“Thomas.” Alex grew weary as Jefferson brought his face closer. He could smell the fruit punch from his breath, a hint of mint also detectable.

Jefferson looked at him through half-lidded eyes, but Alex was staring at his chest, too flustered to look directly at him. “You may hate me, but… I love you.” Alex made the mistake of looking up, Jefferson taking the chance to kiss him. It was light, and brief, but it was definitely on purpose. Alex looked up at him with wide eyes, to which Jefferson just chuckle softly, almost sadly. “Well, I guess I just messed up any of my chances, if there were any at all.”

Alex blinked, reaching his hand up to rest behind Jefferson’s head. “No… No you haven’t.” He pulled him back down for a second kiss, this one more rough and forceful. Thomas was right: Alexander was full of passion and energy, and he was never one to hold back.

anonymous asked:

I don't get how this episode was a slap in the face to klaroline? this episode had nothing to do with them, they're on different shows, in different cities and have been for almost two years. I don't get it???

Do you know anything ABOUT Klaroline? WHY it is so upsetting? WHAT Klaus said to her in the 4x23 episode?! If not, let me give you a refresher!

Yeah. All that happened and now Julie takes something we Klaroliners held so dear to our hearts, something that is basically our mecca and spits it back out, and in our face, right down to the kiss on the cheek. 

anonymous asked:

I don't understand why you would be mad at gays for voting liberal. People vote for what effects them, Why are you mad at them for wanting to get married? Tax benefits? While i agree that the tax system is screwy, gays are just trying to circumnavigate it like you and me. They want to be able to start a family. No they shouldn't spit at you, but they figure you more than anyone should get it.

I hate what they are doing to the country with their foolish and short sighted support of a party that is for gay marriage, but will slowly destroy our economy and our country’s strength as well as many of the personal freedoms that we have in this country.

If that’s not worth being pissed about, then I don’t know what is frankly. 

Great you can get gay married, lets see how that helps you when you can’t get a job or your health insurance is shit because your precious liberal ideals have bit the dust. 

Tax benefits? You mean the fact that getting a family plan is WAY more expensive under Obamacare? The way that single parent families are almost encouraged by the welfare system, because you don’t get as many benefits if you are married. 

Those tax “benefits”?

Personally I’m all for starting a family, but there is no reason why A.) you have to be married by the government to do so B.) the government should be involved in marriage at all in the first place.

See: Oklahoma REPUBLICANS trying to get the state’s nose out of my personal life completely. 

The figure I deserve to spat on because the are idiots who don’t actually understand anything about politics that hasn’t been spoon fed to them by the racism-mongering idiots at MSNBC.

So yeah, I’m mad at them.