spiritus-tattoo

Tell me all about yourself you keep talking I'll be back later.
  • 1:Virgin? Yes. All 4 of my kids came to me by divine intervention. Never even seen a peen. 
  • 2:Shoe size Started as a 7 and after 4 kids I’m an 8.5 Good thing I had shitty taste before I invested in 150 pairs of shoes. 
  • 3:Do you smoke? Ganja. And most people at the track. Say whattt. 
  • 4:Do you drink? Only when I’m awake. I kid. Sometimes I sleep drink too. 
  • 5:Do you take drugs? I’ve done the pot. And I ate a piece of “paper” at a music festival once. I don’t get out much. 
  • 6:Age you get mistaken for: early 50’s. I’m 32. 
  • 7:Have tattoos? 5 shitty ones. Don’t look to me for spiritual tattoo guidance. 
  • 8:Want any tattoos? I want an arsenal of them. I lack the money. And the artist. 
  • 9:Got any piercings? My nose and my vagina. Vaginal piercing sounds better than episiotomy. 
  • 10:Want any piercings? I want to stab someone. That count?
  • 11:Best friend? Turned out to be an asshole. Good thing I bleach mine. 
  • 12:Relationship status: To go. 
  • 13:Biggest turn ons: Being into me. Being funny. Having a penis. 
  • 14:Biggest turn offs: Being not in me.  pretentiousness. Having a penis. 
  • 15:Favorite movie: Clueless, Se7en, Mean Girls, Dumb & Dumber. 
  • 16:I’ll love you if: You give me money. Never love anything that doesn’t give you something in return. I learned that the hard way. 
  • 17:Someone you miss: Papa Johns. 
  • 18:Most traumatic experience: I still don’t want to talk about it. Living in Alabama is a close second. 
  • 19:A fact about your personality: It’s the only thing about me I’m not self conscious of. 
  • 20:What I hate most about myself: My stomach. My body. My teeth. My life. 
  • 21:What I love most about myself: My tenacity, my willingness to love without measure. My sense of humor. 
  • 22:What I want to be when I get older: Younger. 
  • 23:My relationship with my sibling(s): They tolerate me and like my posts on Facebook. 
  • 24:My relationship with my parent(s): My mom is deceased and my dad hasn’t spoken to me since I posted my boobs on my blog. 
  • 25:My idea of a perfect date: June 21 2014. It’s the day I stopped believing in something that wasn’t real. 
  • 26:My biggest pet peeves: Chewing. Braggarts. 
  • 27:A description of the girl/boy I like: He’s got kind of a green Face. I call him Benjamin. 
  • 28:A description of the person I dislike the most: Dead to me. 
  • 29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend: her shoes were hideous. 
  • 30:What I hate the most about work/school: That I don’t have school to go to and that my work sucks. 
  • 31:What your last text message says: I may be fat but I can lose weight you also need to lose my number
  • 32:What words upset me the most: You don’t make me happy anymore. 
  • 33:What words make me feel the best about myself: Damn girl are you a McDonalds drive thru because I want to be in you. 
  • 34:What I find attractive in women: Everything. Boobs. 
  • 35:What I find attractive in men: Nothing. Penises. 
  • 36:Where I would like to live: Colorado mothafuckahs. 
  • 37:One of my insecurities: My appearance. 
  • 38:My childhood career choice: Supermodel. HAHAHhahaah. Trash lady. 
  • 39:My favorite ice cream flavor: I don’t like Ice Cream. Give me cheesecake or give me death. 
  • 40:Who wish I could be: Anyone successful. Wonder Woman. 
  • 41:Where I want to be right now: A music festival. 
  • 42:The last thing I ate: a skittle I found. Shut up I licked it first. 
  • 43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: The dude on the $1000 bill. 
  • 44:A random fact about anything: I hate everything.