Petition for Jack to be a sports announcer

“Really wish someone would score a fucking goal so I could go home and see my kids for once”

“Everyone’s clumped into the middle here now there’s only two three spinosauraus left on the light side it’s like a big prehistoric orgy”

“There goes a filet minon I like mine medium rare”


“Shame about you though even though you lost the game you still have a face that looks like that and your mother will never love you”