Episode 12: Seventeen going to the laundromat to do their laundry because dk broke it a few weeks ago in the SHINee concert episode.
A/N: Finalllyyy I’m sorry for making you all wait, this is procrastination at its finest. So actually i’ve been pretty caught up with school stuff and all :’( it’s the exam period rn now but i will try my best to post another one soon~ :) would love to hear what you all think of my ‘scenarios’ :3 much loveeeee
tell me again why we’re going to the laundromat when we have a washing machine
DK:*creeps away* #culpritseokmin
Scoups: “Hmmmm I
wonder why….” *glares at hoshi*
Hoshi: “Who? Me?”
Scoups: “Yeah who on
earth do you think I’m looking at?”
Joshua: “It better
not be Jeonghan”
Jeonghan: “What do you
mean it better not be Jeonghan, IT HELLA RIGHT BE ME”
Hoshi: “At first I did wonder if you were looking at me, but then again you looked a little constipated…”
Hoshi: “You looked constipated”
Scoups: “YEAH I HEARD IT THE FIRST TIME SOONYOUNG”
Hoshi: “But you said what?”
Scoups: “That’s just… ugh never mind why do I even try”
Hoshi: “You need to try to poop so you won’t get constipation coups hyung”
Scoups: “GUYS THAT’S
NOT THE POINT”
Seungkwan: “it’s not
the right time to be talking about you because IF YOU DO NOT HAPPEN TO REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED 20 MINUTES AGO LET ME REFRESH YOUR MEMORIES”
Dino: “Om nom nom
nom yummy yummy chicky nuggety” :>
Dino:*tries to bite the nugget but flies off his
Seungkwan: “ARE YOU
SEE-RI-OUS CHAN DID YOU JUST DROP YOUR CHICKEN NUGGET ONTO MY SHIRT?? NOW THERE
IS KETCHUP AND ALLLLL ON ITTTT”
Mingyu: “What a
waste of food, the five second rule applies to shirts too right?”
Wonwoo: “I want to say no because I don’t want you to eat that…”
Jun: “Then yes its a yes EAT THAT CRUSTY OLD NUGGET!”
blaming everything on my child BOOSEUNGKWAN”
Seungkwan: “THEN PLEASE
TELL YOUR CHILD TO EAT HIS NUGGETS PROPERLY”
Mingyu: “Mingyu will
be the first to start that petition”
*end of flashback*
Seungkwan: “MY SHIRT IS CURRENTLY COVERED IN DINO’S NASTY CHICKEN NUGGET KETCHUP SAUCE IT IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME
TO BE ARGUING ABOUT YOU”
Vernon: “Oh so that’s what happened? I thought you got into a car accident or something…”
Jeonghan: “Hmph It’s
always the right time to be talking about me”
Seungkwan: “YOU THOUGHT I WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND DIDN’T ASK ME IF I WASS ALRIGHT??!”
Mingyu: “MINGYU IDEA!!!
What happens if I put in my dirty dishes into the washing machines? My dishes
will be clean!!”
Wonwoo: “and broken…”
Mingyu: “Mingyu will
never have to do dishes again!!” \^^\
Jun: “What a
genius, someone give him an award” *rolls eyes*
Vernon: “Dude, there
is something called a dishwasher”
YUCKKK GROSS WHAT IS THAT STENCHHH?!?!” *pinches
the baby’s diapers”
Dino: :< #seungkwanisouttogetchan
Jeonghan: “Oh no my
baby did you poop your pants?”
Dino: “I AM NOT A
Jeonghan: “WHAT DID
YOU SAY?!!!” *rages*
Dino: “I-I erm
mean oopsie channie made a poopie”
Jeonghan: “Awwwwww my
lil’ baby did his first poopie”
Dino:*internal cries* #helpchan2017
Mingyu: “OKAY MINGYU IDEA
Woozi: “As if the first one wasn’t dumb enough”
Mingyu: “What if I put different fruits inside and if I don’t add
detergent, it’ll give me fruit juice!!”
called a blender”
Jun: “What dumb
question are you going to ask now?”
DK: “How do I
use this thingy?”
Jun: “Step one,
open. Two, put your dirty clothes inside. Three close- and add detergent. Four,
select water cycle. Five, put the coin-”
hold-on-wait I didn’t catch what you said hyung, can you repeat it again??”
Jun: “One, open.
Two put your stinky-ass laundry ins-“
DK: “say what? I
got lost at step one”
Jun:*SIGHS* “first open the door”
where’s the door?”
DK: “JUN WHERE
ARE YOU GOING? ARE YOU GOING TO FIND THE DOOR FOR ME???”
Mingyu: “I don’t get
why we have to go to the laundromat when we could be going to that new bbq restaurant instead”
The8: “Of course
typical unhygienic Mingyu rather eat than wash his clothes”
Woozi: “Tall in
height, low in hygiene”
DK: “I am very
tempted to make a comment”
Woozi: “TRY MEH”
DK: “Low in
Woozi:*eye twitch* “GET ME MY GUITAR”
Mingyu: “You guys
make me sound like I don’t even wash my hands” *frowns*
Vernon: “Won’t be
Mingyu: “It’s not
like you will die if you don’t wash your clothes or have poor hygiene, but you
do know you will DIE if you don’t eat, right?”
Wonwoo: “Why does
everything that Mingyu says, make sense to me…”
Vernon: “ERM have
you perhaps heard of cholera?”
The8: “Dude and you
just ate 30 minutes ago, why are you still thinking about more food?”
Mingyu:*gasps* “30 MINUTES WITHOUT FOOD HOW AM
Joshua: “You are
living because of the grace of the lord”
Mingyu: “Okay I
think his grace is fading, I can feel myself dying, me needs food NOW!”
Seungkwan: “ALRIGHT LISTEN
UP GERMY I’VE BEEN WEARING THIS SAME SHIRT FOR 3 WEEKS. ALL BECAUSE OF SEOKMIN
AND HIS LACK OF LAUNDRY KNOWLEDGE AND NOW MY SHIRT SMELLS REAL BAD BECAUSE OF
THAT BABY AND I WILL WHOOP YOUR TOL ASS IF YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD”
DK: “Wow someone
woke up on the wrong side of their bed”
lucky that you even woke up from any one side of your bed today my dearest
dokyeom, there might not be a tomorrow for you”
DK: “Remind me
to lock my bedroom before I sleep tonight”
Woozi: “I may or
may not have a hidden copy of the key”
MASTER LEE WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR FAITHFUL BUTLER SEOKMIN TO DO YOUR ROYAL LAUNDRY
Driving Miss Hazy was the episode that made me love Leni and headcanon her as autistic, or at least she has a unique learning disability. Her learning style IS different and she uses her own words to describe things (calling a turn signal a blinky blink and a steering wheel a spinny thing). And once her siblings understand the way she understands things they’re able to help her learn the basic rules of how to drive. Plus Leni has her rituals for the driving lesson; she needs a special driving outfit to practice in, which doesn’t seem to serve a purpose except to make her feel more confident behind the spinny thingy.
It’s played for comedy, but I think this is a very sweet episode that proves Leni isn’t just a dumb blonde stereotype. She tries really hard to learn driving the traditional ways, but it just doesn’t work for her, and she feels discouraged about her constant failures until Lincoln starts helping her. She feels like she’s a screw up because she can’t understand something that everyone else seems to know intuitively, but once Lincoln and her younger sisters make an effort to understand her she starts having success. Soon she’s able to drive a lawn mower with no trouble, and she could have easily passed her next driving test if Lori hadn’t interfered.
Tldr; I will headcanon Leni Loud as autistic to the end of my days and nobody can stop me.
What makes you think Reid is autistic? (I have aspergers and I feel like me and him are sooo alike so I agree with you btw!)
• he keeps doing repetitive motions throughout the show (in the 1st ep he does that spinny thingy w the chair, later he sways from side to side when standing up; when they have those movable chairs he goes up/down with them or spins on them; he carries that paper clip w him everywhere & keeps spinning it)
• the bag (he takes it. everywhere. though this might be a ptsd thing too)
• the canon baiting (s1 that ep with the twins, Blakes “what about you?” comment)
• his seeming lack of understanding of social cues (has no idea when it’s Appropriate to say stuff; the seeming social awkwardness)
• his dislike of touching ppl
• his Obsessions with some specific topics which he’s very very good at (math;statistics) and what he uses to understand other stuff (relating catching unsubs to playing chess, playing piano to math, finding similarities in human faces to math (again))
• the way he breaks human behavior to science; the way he talks about behavioral traits in a way that distances him from it or in a way that discusses it in a deeply scientific way
• the open mouthed stare he does sometimes that looks very natural for him
• the way he seemingly prefers to be alone
in conclusion: Spencer Reid is canonically™ autistic sorry I don’t make the rules
Summary:You and Peter had been best friends for years, and after a issue with a vaccination for you and a spider bite for him, you two became New York’s newest vigilantes. After coming home from school one day after a horrid Calculus test and a quick stop by some garbage cans, you get the opportunity of a lifetime.
As a child, you
never thought that boys like Peter even existed. Of course, after reading
hundreds of books about a young girl meeting “the perfect boy”, you had hope.
You imagined that one day, you’d meet someone who was sweet, thoughtful,
intelligent and kind. However, going to a high school dance in tenth grade gave
you a much needed reality check.
seeing groups of boys from your high school, Midtown High, jumping around and
making stupid inappropriate gestures and dance moves, you came to the
conclusion that those perfect boys in the books were complete fiction. All the
boys your age were immature children with raging hormones. Well, everyone
except your best friend, Peter Parker. But that’s the thing. The
most “perfect boy” that you knew was your best friend, not a potential
had moved into his apartment building in the fourth grade and lived across the
hall from him. While trying to organize the boxes in the kitchen, you heard a
knock on the door and went to go open it. Your parents were hardly around since
they were always on business trips to Canada and Europe. At that point, they’d
been around to sign the papers and then left the next day, leaving you to
unload the moving trucks and put things away. Growing up without parents most
of the time made you very independent and you knew how to take care of
a big sigh, you blew the hair out of your face and walked over to the door.
Pulling it open, you saw a young boy about your age standing there with a plate
wrapped in foil in his hands. He gave you a nervous smile.
I’m brownies I-I mean I have Peter-wait no-I mean,” he stuttered, looking at
the floor and adjusting his grip on the plate.
“Well hello, Brownies nice to meet you. Want to come inside?” You said with a wink, opening
the door wider. He nodded vigorously and stepped through the door.
Requested? - Yes! :D Hey love, so if its not too much to ask, could you make one where Calum gets REALLY jealous that you are hanging out and having fun with Mikey and he publishes you (if you know what i mean 😉😉 lol)? Thanks
Pairing(s) - Calum Hood/Reader
Word Count - 2,108
Summary - You and Michael have been spending so much time together over the past couple weeks that Calum begins to get jealous. At the carnival, he makes you two leave early and makes you pay for it at home.
Author’s Additional Comments - This. Is. So. Long. I’m sorry guys lol. Oh! And btw, when you send me requests, please know that I do try to get to them as soon as I can. I wasn’t expecting to take this long to make this request, but so many things are happening in rl right now so I’m sorry.
were out with the boys at a carnival, having a great night out. Well,
most of you were. It just so happens that your boyfriend, Calum, is the
only moody one. He’s been like this ever since you two got picked up
from Ashton and you and Michael were talking in the car. Sure, you were
laughing loudly at his jokes, but Michael’s a funny guy. You couldn’t
help it. You tried talking to Calum, but all you got out of him were one
word answers or a head nod, so you just continued talk to Michael.
Maybe that’s why he was so moody.
“Y/N, you wanna go on that spinny-thingy?” Michael asked you.
“Sure!” You accepted. “Anyone else wanna come?” You asked and Luke and Ashton both declined. “Calum?”
only shook his head and headed off to a game where you have to knock
down all the cans for a prize. Probably to let some anger out. You
shrugged and you and Michael started walking to the ride, then you heard
a loud clash of cans fall everywhere and you two quickly whipped your
heads around. It was the game Calum was at. He definitely went to it to
let anger out because he threw the ball at the cans so hard, some of
them flew out of the booth. Instead of getting a prize, he simply walked
away to catch up with Luke and Ashton.
“What’s up with him?” Michael asked as you two started walking again.
don’t even know.” You half-lied. You had a good idea what was wrong,
you just weren’t sure if you were right. Plus, you didn’t wanna hurt
Michael’s feelings by telling him that he’s unknowingly pissing Calum
off. Well, its not all him. Partly you too.
line for the ride was long, but with Michael, it went by really quick.
One of the things you loved about Michael was that he almost never
stopped talking and he’s super funny. Out of Michael, Luke, and Ashton,
you were closest with Michael. When Calum introduced you to his friends,
you and Michael hit it off pretty good. He knew that and he had no
problem with it, mostly because Michael had a girlfriend of his own at
the time. They broke up two weeks ago because he caught her cheating.
that’s when you realized, Calum’s only pissed because since Michael and
his ex broke up, he’s been spending more time with you to get over her.
You spent every day for the past 12 days with Michael, getting him to
feel better since the other boys couldn’t. You could’ve sworn Calum had
no problem with it though. ‘Shit…’ You thought, suddenly feeling
guilty that you’ve been spending more time with your boyfriend’s best
friend than you have been with your boyfriend.
“Michael, I gotta go talk to Calum. I just remembered something.” You spoke up.
He said, his facial expression slowly dropping, which made you feel so
bad. “Okay. Will you be back in time for the ride?”
“I don’t know. Probably not.” You admitted.
only nodded. You stood on your tippy toes and gave him a tight hug,
before making your way back down the line. You made your way around the
carnival walking at a fast pace, looking around frantically for your
tall Kiwi boyfriend. You didn’t exactly spot him, but you let out a sigh
of relief when you spotted dirty-blonde hair that belonged to the 7’’
man that is Luke Hemmings. You jogged over to him and soon spotted
Calum. Without a word, you grabbed Calum by the wrist and dragged him to
a spot that gave you two a little privacy.
“Oh, now you wanna talk to me? What, is Michael taking too long in the bathroom?” He spat angrily.
felt more bad at his words. “Okay…I guess I deserved that. But,
Calum, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that I was basically ignoring you, I
was only trying to help Michael feel better about his shitty break up. I
didn’t mean to hurt you.” You apologized sincerely.
well you did! I’m so fucking pissed that I can’t even think straight! I
almost punched Ashton in the nose just for saying he had to go to the
bathroom!” He exclaimed. “You know what? We’re leaving. C'mon, let’s
round up everyone.” He decided and grasped your wrist, pulling you back
to where Luke and Ashton were.
“No, Calum! We can’t ruin everybody else’s time just because you’re mad!” You protested.
Watch me.” He simply said and went to them. “Hey guys, Y/N’s not
feeling well. Sorry to cut this short but can we go?” He asked in a
totally different tone of voice than the one he had earlier.
“Well, I can just leave, drop you two off, then come right back.” Ashton suggested.
nodded and Ashton told Luke to go find Michael and stay with him while
he was gone. Being the baby of the group, Luke complied and did as he
was told. We all walked to the car.
car ride home was silent. Very silent. Ashton dropped you two off at
your house and you thanked him before getting out. You walked to the
front door and waited for Calum to come and unlock it. He did and he
slightly pushed you in, slamming the door behind him. You sighed.
“Calum please ta–” You started, but he cut you off.
“Shut up.” He said in a low, deep voice.
You were taken aback. Did he just tell you to shut up? What the hell?
“What did you just say to me?” You asked, slightly offended.
said, shut up.” He repeated, clenching his jaw. You knew that when he
does that, he’s really mad. You decided not to push it further. “Get
your ass upstairs and you better be naked and laying in the bed by the
time I come up. I’m giving you a minute.” He ordered.
quickly followed suit, running up the stairs and stripping as you go.
As soon as you jumped in the bed and got comfortable, Calum busted into
the room in only his boxers. In his hands, he held a tie, handcuffs, a
vibrator, and a thin whip. You felt yourself get excited at the thought of
all the things he could do to you with just those four items.
I don’t think you’ve been very nice to me these past couple weeks, do
you?” He asked in a fake calming voice, sauntering toward you. You shook
your head no and he smirked, satisfied. “Put your wrists together and
put them against the headboard bars.” He demanded and without question,
you did as you were told.
He cuffed the furry black handcuffs
around your wrists, making sure not to do them too tight. Next, he
blindfolded you with the tie. With that sense gone, your other senses
were automatically highered and you shivered just when he ran two
fingers down your torso. He ran them back up and used only his index
finger to rub around your nipple, then taking the nub in between his
index and thumb, pinching it. You let out a soft whimper and bit your lip, loving how this was going.
tell me. Have you and Michael ever done anything…” He paused, trying
to find a correct word. “Unfaithful, behind my back?” He asked.
wrinkled you eyebrows at that question. You and Michael? What? Well,
you weren’t gonna lie, Michael is pretty damn hot, but no. You would
never betray Calum like that.
“No, never.” You answered.
a good girl.” You heard the smirk in his voice and you felt his cold
thumb begin to rub circles onto your clit, causing you to let out a moan
at the feeling. “Have you ever thought about fucking Michael?” He
hummed in satisfaction and slipped his index finger into your wet heat,
rubbing it against your walls while still rubbing your clit. You arched
your back slightly and moaned in pleasure, loving the feeling of
Calum’s fingers work you.
“Did you enjoy spending all that time with Michael?” He asked.
“Yes.” You muttered without thinking.
you felt him hit your clit and your thighs clenched together as you let
out a holler in pain and pleasure. He slapped your inner thighs before
making a 'tsk tsk tsk’ sound.
“I knew I was
gonna have to punish you.” He sighed, pretending to be disappointed.
“Open your legs wide, baby. Keep them open, no matter what the fuck
happens, alright? And. Keep. Still.” He ordered.
gulped and nodded, scared but excited for whatever was gonna happen
next. You heard the vibrator turn on and it was on the lowest setting,
then you felt him gently press it on your clit. You bit your lip to try
to keep still, considering you were already majorly turned on by how hot
Calum was being right now.
“Hm.” He said as if he was impressed and he turned it up higher, pressing down harder.
my God Calum.” You muttered, trying hard to keep your hips still now.
It took so much willpower. You grasped the headboard bars and squeezed
as hard as you could, trying your absolute best to keep your hips still.
chuckled darkly and turned it to its highest setting, pressing it down
harder. You felt yourself already reaching your first orgasm and began
to mindlessly buck your hips. Suddenly the vibrator turned off and it
went away, but what came back was a sharp sting to your heat, which
caused you to gasp in surprise, pain, and pleasure all at once. That
must’ve been the whip.
“You just don’t like
to listen, do you?” He said in mock disappointment, whipping your heat
again, causing you to let out a loud moan. He whipped you once more
before tossing the whip aside. “I’ve got something else up my sleeve.”
He said and you could literally hear the mischievous tone in his voice.
felt the pillows dip at both sides of your head, which could only mean
one thing. Right when you mentally guessed what it was, you felt his
cock on your chin.
“Open up.” He demanded.
did as you were told and he slid himself in, not going down your throat
just yet. He pushed himself back and forth like that for a while,
letting out little moans and whimpers before he went deeper, pushing all
of him down your throat.
“Fuck…your throat’s so tight.” He moaned loudly, taking a handful of your hair and gripping it harshly.
began to fuck your throat, occasionally keeping his hips pinned to your
mouth as he throws his head back in unbelievable pleasure. His breaths
got heavier and his moans got louder, then he reached behind himself and
started rubbing your clit at a fast pace, causing you to buck your hips
up in pleasure. When he felt himself about to cum, he pulled out of
your mouth and took his hand off of your clit, licking your juices off
of his fingers. He untied the blindfold from around your eyes and you
blinked a few times to get used to the dim lighting of the room.
wanna see your face when I fuck you.” He sharply whispered. He lined
himself up with your entrance and slid in with ease, considering how wet
you were for him. “Mmm, is all this wetness for me?” He smirked.
“Yes.” You breathed out, your eyes rolling back at the feeling of Calum filling you up.
groaned and slowly began moving back and forth to let you get used to
his size, then eventually picked up his pace. He sat up and wrapped your
legs around his waist, gripping your hips harshly. You were, no doubt,
gonna have thumb-shaped bruises on your hips by the morning. All of a
sudden, his thrusts became angry. Desperate. Controlling.
“You’re only fucking me.” He growled.
“Yes, Cal. Only you.” You moaned, arching your back as you felt your orgasm approaching.
noticed your pussy clenching and unclenching around him and he propped
one of your legs up on his shoulder and at the new, deeper angle, you
hit your climax in no time. You shouted his name as you came, him
filling you up with his cum shortly after. After that, he collapsed
beside you onto the bed. He reached up and unlocked the handcuffs,
taking them and tossing them somewhere in the room. He pulled you into
his chest and started softly stroking your hair.
“You do love me right?” He asked, almost as if he was afraid of the answer.
“Of course.” You nodded. “I promise you, Michael’s just a friend. I would never do that to you.”
“Okay.” He said and kissed the top of your head. “I love you too.”
This is pure fluffity fluff fluff. Which isn’t so surprising coming from me. But I hope you like it!
He kinda wished he’d never
Not because he didn’t love the
big white picket fence mansion. Not because he didn’t love his giant fluffy bed
and numerous gaming systems, the entire study his mom had dedicated to his books
and his new authoring job. He loved the house and he loved who was in it – his wonderful
mother and her not-so-dastardly pirate.
He just didn’t love what he saw sometimes. Sure, the hand-holding,
the quick kisses, the cuddling and googly eyes were par for the course of True
Love. He was thirteen – not an idiot. But the gross adorableness didn’t end
Which is why he should have
known to call first. Or knock louder. Or never come home in the first place.
When he heard the giggles, he
should have turned away. Killian’s usually deep rumbling laughter was nearly
maniacal and his mother’s giggles were ab-busters for sure, and Henry should
have just assumed they were joyously trying for little pirates and scurried off
up the stairs.
But, as little as he really
knew about those kinds of intimate
relations, their noises didn’t sound quite right to be that. So curiosity won out (curiosity and the need to know and, of course, record if whatever was making them giggle
was part of their story), and Henry
walked into the wide open living room to a sight he’d never imagined.
CC prompt!!! How about Snart thinking Sara was dead after the mission and he is all mopey, but they reunite at Star Labs. Extra creds if you throw in a jump hug spinny thingy and some Barry, Cisco, Caitlin, Oliver, Laurel, etc reactions!! Thanks you are the best!
dis: i don’t own LOT
Sara knew what he was planning as they ran their way to Mick. She knew he was going to try and take his place. She felt something for the crook, something fresh and new that made her heart hurt now as she flipped the gun up with her foot and fired shots at the reinforcements. She rushed forward and Leonard pulled down his goggles to speak to Mick. She took a few more shots before getting between Leonard and Mick. He’d been ready to his Mick, ready to take his place and make HER be the one to carry him back. Of the times he saved her from herself, including saving Stein, it was time she saved him.
“Sara, what are you-” She grabbed him by his jacket and pulled him close before kissing him. It was a kiss she’d wish he’d stolen back in her room filled with nothing but a sad goodbye. He broke the kiss, looking at her with half-lidded eyes and she smiled.
“Sorry, Leonard,” she whispered before attacking his pulse point, making him drop. She looked to Mick, her eyes now determined and practically on fire. “So, you have two options. You get him out of here, or we all die together.”