I am all over the place today
Most days I’m like an ass kicking, fan fiction writing, house cleaning, maxi dress rocking, sarcastic comment flinging, flirty wink dropping, kizomba dancing, margarita drinking, pansexual bundle of fucking fun.
And today I keep looking at my phone all sad like “why hasn’t my friend texted me back”
“Why didn’t I get any comments on AO3 today yet”
“Why did I eat a whole bag of m&ms instead of my spinach and banana shake like I should have”
lol you guys save me from myself and my insane pmsing.