You know what is disappointing? Really wanting a white spinach artichoke pizza, ordering said pizza, waiting 40 minutes for the pizza to arrive, smelling the delicious pizza when it’s finally in front of you, and then opening the box to see the pizza is burnt! I mean overcooked to the point it’s hard as a rock! The salt from my tears isn’t making the crust any softer! I’m pretty sure even the worst sex I’ve ever had wasn’t as disappointing as this. Maybe I’m overemotional today, maybe the rain outside is just putting me in a foul mood, or maybe this really is the second most disappointing thing to ever happen to me. Goldfish for lunch it is!