spiders and shit

Tony Stark is the type of person who would meticulously research corny dad jokes on the internet just so he can recite them to Peter during Superhero Outings and embarrass him.

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Spider-Man/Deadpool (2016) #18

  • Persona 3: you're now living in a hip room in a cool new dorm. not only is it huge and clean but there's only a few people living there so you get lots of space!
  • Persona 4: you're now living in a small room in your uncle's house. it's small but comfortable and to you, it soon becomes home.
  • Persona 5: you're now living in a filthy, cluttered attic with lots of dust and spiders. enjoy your spiders, you piece of shit.
Spideypool Proposal
  • Wade Wilson: [goes down on one knee, and presents the finest of candy ring pops] Peter, will you marry me?
  • Peter Parker: Aren't rings supposed to be like 10% of your salary?
  • Wade Wilson: I stopped killing people with your help, so I am officially out of the mercenary business. In fact, I don't even have this month's rent.
  • Peter Parker: [starts tearing up] We're both so poor.
  • Wade Wilson: Are you okay?
  • Peter Parker: I'm just a little upset.
  • Wade Wilson: [stands up] Why??? Did I do something wrong? If you need more time, that's okay!!! I'm sorry for rushing things.
  • Peter Parker: No, it's just-- [gets down on one knee] You beat me to the proposal. [presents a plastic Spider-Man ring]
  • Wade Wilson: [gingerly takes ring and puts it on his pinky since that's the only finger that it barely fits] You've made me the happiest man alive, I'll keep this until it breaks! Which might not be too long because I will probably lose my hand during a fight or some shit. [pulls him into a hug]
  • Peter Parker: [smiles] Don't worry, I have more. [pulls out a whole bag]
  • And I'm sorry, but I'll probably eat yours when the ramen supply runs out.
  • Wade Wilson: You have a problem. But I got you covered, babe. [pulls out bag of ring pops] And they're all red.
  • Peter Parker: [smiles] I love you. [pulls him into a kiss]
The Hamilsquad and spiders

Alex: can’t even be bothered. doesn’t mind killing them if asked to though

Laf: does not approve of them in his flat at all & once found one in his hair. 0/10, wouldn’t recommend to a friend

Herc: scared of spiders yet respects their existence bc he loves and protects all animals. leaves the room when encountering one though.

John: country boy, not afraid of the spids. takes them out so alex doesn’t kill them. agreed to watch a friend’s pet tarantula only to freak herc out

anonymous asked:

But you do rag on Peter/Spider-Man A LOT. Why?

i do not!! i rag on deadpool equally as much, if not more,, ask anybody. deadpool is a literal murderer. i’ve had trouble writing this finale of ask-spiderpool because i believe that wade has Far more to apologise for than peter, (wade is absolutely selfish and nearly every action wade’s taken on ask-spiderpool has been driven by selfishness – wade lied to peter for a very long time to keep peter’s attention on him) and on TOP of that i fully believe wade is stubborn enough to not apologise for some of the things he did. wade is flawed. he’s so flawed that he’s either a writer’s dream or a writer’s nightmare. i figure that’s pretty much a given. do you know deadpool? everything he does is terrible, mostly. do you want me to harp on about how terrible deadpool is?? i will. he kills people. also!! he’s profoundly interesting. and what else is interesting? poking flaws in other characters. flaws are interesting. conflict is interesting. wade and peter arguing is the interesting part of their relationship, to me. and it’s so much harder to root for a couple when there’s only one character in the wrong. if wade was the only screw-up,, wouldn’t you be like “fuck.. why does pete even waste his time, man..”  spider-man has a million reasons to dislike deadpool. deadpool can’t just have unwavering respect for spider-man. that relationship isn’t fair. that relationship isn’t interesting. that relationship is one sided. spider-man needs to be taken down a peg or two. they both need to have something to learn by the end of it. at least,, that’s how i feel. i wouldn’t have invested so much into it if that wasn’t the case. 

look,, i love these characters and the reason is because their flaws are interesting and are something i want to see being conquered. neither of them are perfect, please,, that is so bori n g