spiderpool x

  • Peter: Don't say a word!
  • Wade: ....fergalicious.
  • Peter: I said no words!
  • Wade: Oh, I see how it is. Two weeks ago, playing Scrabble, it wasn't a word, but now it is. How convenient for you.

“I’m sorry for my husband’s behaviour. You’ll be nicer, right Tony? Welcome to the family, Wade.”

“Dont feel too welcomed.”


You're not rival for me
  • Me: *reading fanfics in class in my phone*
  • Substitute teacher: Student give me your phone and pay attention to the class.*take away my phone*
  • Me: *take out the other phone*
  • Substitute teacher: Pay attention!*take away the other phone*
  • Me: *take out the iPad*
  • Substitute teacher: The fuck?*take away the iPad*
  • Me: *take out the iPad mini*
  • Substitute teacher: Stop!*take away the iPad mini*
  • Me: *take out the laptop*
  • Me: You're not rival for me *continue reading*
  • Substitute teacher: She's always like this?
  • Student 1: Only when is about gay ships
  • Student 2: You're lucky that she bring all her stuff
  • Substitute teacher: Why you said that?
  • Student 1: Yesterday she only bring one phone
  • Substitute teacher: And?
  • Student 2: How do you think our teacher end in the hospital?
  • Substitute teacher: Oh
  • Wade: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was Mozzarella?
  • Peter: Don't ever text me again.

SuperFamily texts!

“What have you done Wade?!” Peter exclaimed

“It’s just dinner with your parents, babe.”

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  • Wade: What's your biggest fear?
  • Peter: Being forgotten.
  • Wade:
  • Wade: Fuck, that's deep. Mine is the Kool Aid Man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now

is falling asleep whilst reading smut at 2am classed as virtual sleepy morning sex?