spiderpool x

  • Peter: Don't say a word!
  • Wade: ....fergalicious.
  • Peter: I said no words!
  • Wade: Oh, I see how it is. Two weeks ago, playing Scrabble, it wasn't a word, but now it is. How convenient for you.

“I’m sorry for my husband’s behaviour. You’ll be nicer, right Tony? Welcome to the family, Wade.”

“Dont feel too welcomed.”


I Used to be Pretty Too

Wade Wilson x Reader x Peter Parker

Summary- You are a hero called nightshade, who works alongside Deadpool and Spider-Man to keep New York City safe. The three of you had been dating for about six months when you decided that it’s time to reveal yourselves to one another.

Message- This is Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man. Both him and the reader are in their early-mid-twenties. The reader is enhanced, she has enhanced senses, super strength, quick reflexes and can run really fast (basically Caps powers.) Her costume covers her whole body (it has a hoodie- like spider Gwen) and is completely black. Sorry if it sucks!

Word Count- 1486 

“Hey, Spidey.” You say as Spider-Man swings down into the alleyway, that you were waiting for him in.

“Hey, Nightshade.” Spidey says as he moves to give you a hug. “Are you ready for tonight?”

“Yeah, I’m actually really excited. I can’t wait to see what you guys look like under those masks and I’m excited to finally be able to kiss my boyfriends.” You say as you giggle. “How about you? Any second thought?”

“No, I’m excited to. I can’t wait to go one real dates with the two of you.” Spidey says as he wraps one of his arms around you and then he uses he webs to swing the two of you to the roof where you planned on meeting Deadpool.

“Hey, Wade!” You say as Spidey puts you down. Wade had told you his name when you had all first started to date. When you and Spidey would ask why he wore the mask around the two of you if you already knew his name, he would always say he wore it for another reason.

“Hey, Baby Girl. Hey Baby Boy.” Wade said as he hugged you and Spidey. “Y-You ready to do this?”

“Yeah, we are. Are you?” Spidey asks.

“Y-yeah.” Wade says as he nods his head. “Who should go first?”

“I’ll do it.” You murmur. Then you take a deep breath, pull your hood down and then you take the mask that completely covers your head off. “My name is Y/F/N Y/L/N.”

“Y/N! Oh my God!” Spidey says as he takes off his mask.

“Peter!” You say. “Everything about you makes so much more sense now!”

“Yeah, same.”

“H-how do the two of you know each other.” Wade asks.

“We go to Empire State University together. Where both seniors this year.” Peter answers. Then you and Peter turn to Wade.

“Okay, it’s your turn.” You say to Wade.

“I-I can do t-this. I-I’m sorry.” Wade whispers before running to the ledge of the building and jumping off. You and Peter run to the edge and watch as Wade hits the ground and starts to run away.

“W-W-What was that? Does he not want us?” You whisper as your eyes start to tear up.

“I-I don’t k-know.” Peter whispers as he pulls you into a hug.

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Public Menaces

Wade Wilson x Reader x Peter Parker

Summary- You and your boyfriends have been labeled as public menaces by the press in New York. The Avengers decide to take action against the 3 of you thinking you’re the bad guys.

Message- This is the same reader as I Used to be Pretty too! You can read this without reading the other one! This is Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man. Both him and the reader are in their early-mid-twenties. The reader is enhanced, she has enhanced senses, super strength, quick reflexes and can run really fast (basically Caps powers.) Her costume covers her whole body (it has a hoodie- like spider Gwen) and is completely black.  Should I do a part 2?? Sorry if it sucks!

Word Count- 1246

“This is bad.” You murmur as you read the newspaper. “This is really bad.”

“It’s not that bad.” Wade says as he rolls his eyes.

“The Daily Bugle is calling for Peters arrest and yours!” you snap.

“So we get thrown in prison. Big deal.” Wade says as he rolls his eyes. “We’ll make sure the lawyers get me and Pete into the same cell and you can come for conjugal visits.”


“Oh shit!” Wade says as he jumps up and starts to pace around. “Why didn’t they call for your arrest?”  

“I am a rumor. No one can actually prove Nightshade exists. ” You say. “I never took pictures of myself and sold them to a newspaper or jumped off a building and walked away in the middle of the day.”  

“Yeah, that’s fair.” Wade says. Then there’s a knock on the door. “Do you think Baby Boy forgot his keys?”

“No, why don’t you go into the back room and I’ll answer the door. Just in case.” You say and Wade nods and moves to the safe room the three of you added to the apartment. Once you heard the lock click you went to answer the door and you were shocked at what you found behind it. “Y-You’re Tony Stark and you’re Captain America.”

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  • Wade: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was Mozzarella?
  • Peter: Don't ever text me again.

SuperFamily texts!

“What have you done Wade?!” Peter exclaimed

“It’s just dinner with your parents, babe.”

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  • Wade: What's your biggest fear?
  • Peter: Being forgotten.
  • Wade:
  • Wade: Fuck, that's deep. Mine is the Kool Aid Man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now
You're not rival for me
  • Me: *reading fanfics in class in my phone*
  • Substitute teacher: Student give me your phone and pay attention to the class.*take away my phone*
  • Me: *take out the other phone*
  • Substitute teacher: Pay attention!*take away the other phone*
  • Me: *take out the iPad*
  • Substitute teacher: The fuck?*take away the iPad*
  • Me: *take out the iPad mini*
  • Substitute teacher: Stop!*take away the iPad mini*
  • Me: *take out the laptop*
  • Me: You're not rival for me *continue reading*
  • Substitute teacher: She's always like this?
  • Student 1: Only when is about gay ships
  • Student 2: You're lucky that she bring all her stuff
  • Substitute teacher: Why you said that?
  • Student 1: Yesterday she only bring one phone
  • Substitute teacher: And?
  • Student 2: How do you think our teacher end in the hospital?
  • Substitute teacher: Oh

anonymous asked:

What about Spideypool headcanons? And maybe in some au?

Spideypool is my drug dear anon, I know it better than anything. And I love HighSchool au with two of them so let’s start this party!

1. Wade is older of course, but he is at the same year as Peter. It’s because he is trouble kid and don’t really pay attention in education. But he is smart, he just don’t care about it.

2. Peter get’s in trouble all the time, but differently than Wade, he get’s in trouble with his class mates. He just can’t stop his sarcasm, and it allways ends with broken glasses or him pushed into the locker.

3. So one day Wade is skipping class and he he see Peter who is pushed against he wall, but this nerdy kid is smirking and holy shit thats the prettiest face he ever saw. He doesn’t really heard what Peter just said, but he is sure that was some nerdy pun. He wants to marry this kid.

4. Wade occasionally stalk Peter. But only in school. And he always show up when some duchebags are bullying his little precious nerd. He don’t have to do anything, he just stare at them with this psycho look he know he can do. He learned it from Logan and it always work.

5. After months of stalking Peter FuckingAwesomeGenius Parker he decide to become friends with him. Cause he adore his face, and body, but he also heard some of his conversations, and this is little king of nerdy sas. He is perfect for Wade.

6. Wade found him in the hallway on the lunch period. He just grab his arm and demand his phone. So Peter gavr it to him, he wasn’t stupid, he knew who Wade was and he had no chance in fight with him, so giving up on phone was better than giving up on his face.

7. Peter was quite shocked when Wade gave it back to him. “I need help so I can pass this year and I thought that maybe you can help me. So, if you want to text me”

8. So Peter did. And now they text each other all the time, and he need to admit it, Wade is fucking hilarious. And he is smartass. There is no way he need his help. But he didn’t mention that. He like to study with Wade. They sit in the library, at the corner and they actually don’t study at all. Peter always try to, but Wade always made some terrible puns.

9. Wade always wear hoodie and never rolls up his slaves, and Peter is curious about this but he don’t want to push on him. But one day, before exams, Peter is at Wade place so they can study whole weekend, and they are sitting at the roof and they talk about everything. Peter says that Wades roommate is kinda scary, but he also remind him of his uncle. Kind of. So he start to talks about uncle Ben and his death and he even don’t know when he start to cry.

10. Wade have no idea what to do so he just hug him softly, and it’s all weird but also really nice. And then he talk about his shitty life, abusive family and his suicide attempt and it actually feels good to say it loud.

11. They sit like this and it’s perfect for both of them, until Wade decide that it’s go big or go home time and he kiss Peter. Its quick and he barely touch his lips, but it’s best kiss in Wade life.

12. So they sit there and it’s more awkward now, cause shit he just kissed hot and beautifull Peter Parker who probably think that Wade is disgusting and he fucked up only friendship he ever had. But then Peter kisses him and whole world is just blowing and Wade hear Katy Perry singin about fireworks and damn, girl is right, cause his mind just explode.

13. They spend whole weekend n playing video games and cuddling and kissing and Wade is so happy that he can’t belive it’s not a dream.

14. After exams they discuss their answers, and it looks like Wade can have more points then Peter and he just can’t belived it “you pretend to be fucking idiot just to be my boyfriend?” “I pretended nothing I am idiot!” there is silence when Wade gets it “Wait. So we are boyfriends now?”

Ohmygod it came almost like a fic not really hc but I needed to do this. I love them so much and this au makes them even better and sorry not sorry? Hope you like it anon. I like it. Next time I will do more headcanons and less almostfic. But they are so sweet together.