“average lusus eats 8 trolls a sweep” actually just statistical error. average lusus eats 0 trolls a sweep. Spidermom Georg, who lives in webbed hive & eats over 10,000 trolls each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
for day 1 i did a harry potter au…. hogwartstuck!!! vriska is in slytherin and terezi is gryffindor! they like to play pranks on first years a lot, but they’re mostly harmless…. lmao
although vriska is good at the practical side of magic, she hates anything requiring studying, but terezi works really hard in class + on homework because she wants to work in the department of magical law, obviously ✨
Brings in her own baked goods because no one wants any of Helen’s gluten-free ‘goods’. ‘ * What did I do to the lemon squares? Why I just gave the hockey team new pucks Ahuhuhu, why do you ask?”
Slams on Linda (Like any good guardian to Frisk) “ *You know Linda you should really take that mask off, it’s scaring everyone.”
Loves to infuriate the unholy trinity with sans or the hell of it
If any kids tease Frisk..well let’s just say “ *Ahuhuhu! It’s lunch time, and I forgot to feed my pet~”
The kids love Muffet, even though the parents bitch about her scaring children because she’s a spider. “ *Oh no, they aren’t afraid of me. However they should be quite afraid of what you look like without make up on, Dianasaur Ahuhuhu~!”*sans gives thumbs up*
Bakes for the bake sale (obviously) and to the parents to complain she has a comeback. “ * ‘Why is the croissant so rubbery?’ You ask? Well…it’s because fake bitches like you can’t digest real food.”
Caters for field trips along with Grillby.
Lets children dance along with her and the spiders.
Only lets Frisk swing on her arms like monkey bars because she trust the cinnamon roll baby, to the PTA mothers’ dismay. “ * Remember Frisk, if you want off tell me okay? I don’t want you to get hurt.”
Sometimes lets children play with her pet…after she fed it…
Overworld sprites are so much fun, but they take a lot longer than I thought they would. Don’t expect every mon to have a overworld sprite.
The Aquanea family
Aquanea (Bug/Water) The Diving Bell Pokemon
“Aquanea cannot breathe water nor hold their breath very long. Instead they fill their subaqueous homes with air bubbles they retrieve from the surface.”
These guys are massively popular. Even if you don’t want to have one in your party, you might as well know how to fight them. My suggestion: bring birds and rocks.
But seriously, why wouldn’t you want one in your party?
Marquanea (Bug/Water) The Drowning Belle Pokemon (Evolves from Arquanea at level 30)
“Using bubbles of air, Marquanea can keep their terrestrial prey alive and fresh for days. They use their prey as live bait, so as to prey on other predators.”
True to their description, they are good at capturing prey. They get Aqua Ring, which restores their health by 1/16 each round. Marquanea also get Spider Web, which is a trapping move that never wears off. If you want a more aggressive variant, mate them with a Jelliatrix till you get a baby with Whirlpool, which both traps and reduces the opponent’s HP by 1/8 every turn, but has pretty bad accuracy and wears off after 2-5 turns. If you want to go the whirlpool route, give Marquanea a Binding Band, to increase the damage from 1/8 to 1/6 of the opponent’s max health.
Marquanea is best played as a defensive mon that whittles away at its opponent.
“Happy Mothers Day Every8ody, or whatever thats supposed to means. I didn’t have what you humans call a Mother, and what I did have wasn’t exactly the 8est su8stitute, 8ut as 8ig of a pain as she was, I suppose I have to thank her in some way. I wouldn’t 8e the troll I am today without her. So, here’s to you, Spidermom, wherever you are.”
(( ☼ Happy Mothers Day! I hope that today you are able to celebrate those special mother figures in your life - mothers, grandmothers, aunts, and the like. My mother passed away last April, and so days like this are quite difficult for me, but I hope that for those who can and chose to honor those special women in your life, that you cherish them completely ♥ ))
TC: aW bRo LeTs MoThErFuCkInG nOt Do ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg LiFeSpAn TaLk AgAiN :0(
CG: NO YOU ASS WERE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
CG: YOURE GOING TO OUTLIVE ME BY THOUSANDS OF SWEEPS AND WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH OF A CRAZY FUCK YOU CAN TURN INTO WITHOUT SOMEONE AROUND TO WATCH YOU AND YOUR STUPID PIES AND I KNOW EVENTUALLY YOULL FIND SOMEONE ELSE AND THATS OKAY I CAN BE DUST IN THE BACK OF A THINK PAN ALL UP LIKE A SPIDERMOM OR WHATEVER
CG: AND I KNOW YOULL NEED SOMEONE THERE I DONT BLAME YOU I KIND OF FEEL BAD FOR THE UNLUCKY TROLL WHOS GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU NEXT BECAUSE WOW ITS HARD WORK
CG: BUT I CANT HELP BUT WORRY ITS MY JOB IM GOING TO BE CULLED AS SOON AS WE HIT FIRST PUPAE AND ILL HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR HUNDREDS OF SWEEPS BEFORE YOU EVEN GET YOUR ADULT CUCCOON BUT IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE I STILL WORRY ABOUT YOU BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE WILL TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU AND HURT YOU AND MAKE YOU HURT OTHERS AND THE THINGS YOULL GO THROUGH AND I WONT BE THERE
AG: Yeah, for Terezi, it’s a 8it of a … sensitive topic. AG: Im sure shell 8e a8le to answer questions like a mature adult soon enough. AG: I don’t find it 8ad though!!!!!!!! Ask me anything you like a8out my lusus, I got nothing to hide!!!!!!!! AG: She’s so cool. No8ody wants to mess with me, cause my lusus will go88le them up whole!!!!!!!! AG: Hahahaha, s8metimes I worry I’m gonna fall into her we8 and sh8’lll accidentally gulp me!!!!!!!! 8ut thats totally unrealistic. AG: Anyway I gotta deal with this kid’s anger issues— hey Tavros, fucking give that 8ack! AT: }:(