spiderman upside down kiss

Conversations you’ll most likely have with Wade Wilson

(A/N): I haven’t written one of these in forever but then I was thinking about it and Wade showed up in my mind so take this lil thing

“(Y/N), I was thinking, what if we made our own chimichangas?” 

“Do I trust you enough in my kitchen to do that?”


“If I figured out how to do an upside down Spiderman kiss would you willingly participate?” 

“Wade, the last time you tried you fell and broke your neck, we’re not starting this again,” 


“Wade Wilson a sub, huh?” 

“Don’t mock me, I can tell you’re mocking me,” 


“(Y/N), my skin hurts, it all hurts,” 

“I’m so sorry Wade, I don’t know- I don’t know what to do to help,” 


“I was once told I looked like an avocado had sex with another avocado,” 

“Well…that’s creative…” 


“Wade, we’ve been over this, you don’t have to hide behind a mask when you’re around me,” 

“I’m afraid one of these days you’re gonna wake up and realize how much I look like a monster,” 


“One of these days I want you to meet Eleanor, I think she’d really like you,” 


“I swear to god Wade if I wasn’t dating you you’d be dating Peter,” 

“I don’t think Tony approves of me so I’m going to have to say no to that statement,” 


“Aren’t they so beautiful?” 

“Wade, it’s 3 in the morning, who are you talking to?” 

“The readers,” 

“The who?”

“Nothin’, just go back to bed,” 


“God bless america!” 

“Wade, you’re canadian, stop with this nonsense,” 


“Why do you love me?”

“Because you’re beautiful inside and out, plus, who else is going to put up with my crazy,” 


“You’re insecure, don’t know what for-” 

“I look like a volcano exploded on the moon that’s why,” 


“Your ass is lookin’ fine today Wade,” 

“Trust me, I know,” 


“Wade we have spent almost a grand in mexican food this month,” 

“So I’m guessing that if I asked for tacos tonight you’re gonna say no?”


“Oh my god Wade! Don’t ever do that again!” 

“(Y/N), I’m fine, really, It’s just a little scratch,” 

“Wade your arm is actually missing shut the hell up,”


“If you ever so casually chop your fingers off again I swear I’m going to withhold sex from you for a week,”


“Did you know I love you?”


“The voices in my head love you too,” 

“…Wade what the hell,” 


“Wade this is so gross, I can’t do this,” 

“Come on (Y/N) just stitch me up and I’ll be good as new- If you throw up into the gaping hole in my chest I will never forgive you,” 


“Wade I feel sick and If you don’t stop trying to pet me with that broom I swear I’m going to rip your hands off,” 


“I can’t believe you tried to use a fucking tide pen-” 

“I was young and inexperienced god,” 


“I think I got the suit wet with my blood and now I can’t get it off of me and I need help,” 


“So I may be a little late tonight, I’m kinda in the middle of somethin’,” 

*Casual sounds of screaming and gunshots in the background*

“Fine but I’m not making your chimichangas so you’re going to have to pick them up,” 


“I like you better without the mask,” 

“Do you now?”

“Yeah, You got a pretty nice face,” 


“I’ll love you till the end of time,” 

“Well you keep up with all this vigilante shit your time is running out buddy,”

“So…do you love me back or what?”


“If I have to come pick you up from a disappointed Fury one more time I may never take you out for food again,” 


“We don’t deserve you,” 

“Yeah you do buddy,” 

Zodiac signs as kisses
  • Aries: The Neck Kiss.
  • As the name suggests, neck kissing involves kissing someone’s neck. Most people love doing it after French kissing for a while.
  • Taurus: Mistletoe Kiss.
  • Surprising your lover by capturing them with a gentle holiday kiss under the mistletoe. This is also a great method for shyer individuals to steal a kiss from a potential lover. This merry kiss means you're in the mood for holiday love.
  • Gemini: The Biting Kiss.
  • This is an open mouthed kiss that incorporates the tongue just like the French kiss. The only difference between this kiss and the French kiss is the fact that the teeth are also put into use. The teeth gently grab your partners tongue as you kiss.
  • Cancer: Nose Kiss.
  • Leaning forward slowly to their face and softly kissing their nose. This is a good way to get your partner's attention and it always makes them smile! This kiss literally tells your partner that you want to get silly together.
  • Leo: Collarbone Kiss.
  • Kissing your partner's neck, all the way up by the ear, then slowly working your way down their neck to their collarbone. This is very sensual and arousing.
  • Virgo: Hand Kiss.
  • Gently raising their hand to your lips and lightly brush your lips across the top of it. Historically, this kiss was performed with a bow to show deference to a lady. A gentle kiss on the hand generally means "I adore you", but also is a sign of respect and kindness.
  • Libra: French Kiss.
  • This is an erotic kiss that involves the tongue. Some call this the "Soul Kiss" because the soul is thought to pass between 2 people when their tongues touch.
  • Scorpio: The Teaser Kiss.
  • This kiss begins from the forehead, to the lips and then down to the arms and hands. On reaching the hands, the sequence is reversed from the hands then up to the lips and forehead. This kiss can be quite useful if you want to turn on your partner and make them want more.
  • Sagittarius: Laughter Kiss.
  • Lean in like you're going to kiss your partner. Get close enough to where your lips slightly brush theirs and then whisper a joke. Once they begin laughing, start kissing them. A funny kiss meaning you like to have fun together.
  • Capricorn: Quickie Kiss.
  • When you're in a rush. Often the nose gets it rather than the lips. A quick way to show you care when you're in a rush.
  • Aquarius: The Upside-Down Kiss.
  • This type of kiss originates from the Spiderman movie. it is a romantic kiss It is also known as the spiderman kiss. It involves kissing a person whose head is upside-down from yours. This way your bottom lip kisses their top lip and vice versa.
  • Pisces: The Angel Kiss.
  • This kiss involves kissing someone gently on the eyelids or on a spot near the eyes using the lips. This type of kiss indicates deep affection and is mostly used when saying goodbye to someone or when waking up a loved one.

Quick little Underswap Sansby pic,
Grillbz used a little rope of fire to surprise the precious blueberry.

Finally found a good way to use an upside down/spiderman kiss! I’d been wanting to do one for these two for a while.
I really enjoy making fanart for this ship, so let me know if you like it and I’ll be sure to post more.

Underswap AU created by @popcornpr1nce


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Everyone knew Warren wasn’t just inviting Kurt into his room to “study”

featuring Nightangel cause what better subject to practice with<3

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So, I have some fluffy post-Volume 4 episode 9 Black Sun headcanons!

-Blake kissing Sun’s chest, both on and around the scar he got from Ilia.

-After discussing the three infamous face slaps and Sun’s incredibly flawed methods of helping, the two become super open with each other and always ask if the other is okay with something, regardless of the situation.

-Blake kissing Sun’s cheeks where she had slapped them.

-Sun making Blake laugh by kissing her cat ears, since they’re super ticklish.

-Both of them just being super gentle and considerate with each other.

-Ghira warming up to Sun after witnessing the two comforting each other.

-Sun wrapping his tail around Blake’s waist whenever they sit together.

-Sun giving Blake upside down Spiderman kisses.

-Sun falling from a tree while trying to give Blake a Spiderman kiss, making it necessary for Blake to kiss him and make it better.

-Blake just giving him fond “Oh my goodness, you’re such a freaking dork and I love you!” looks.

-Sun asking for first dibs on punching Adam in the face. (”Please, Blake? He has such a punchable face!”)

-Sun giving Blake the extra push to approach Yang when they reunite with Team RWBY.

-The rest of Team SSSN basically adopting Blake as their sister.

-Blake listening to Sun’s heartbeat to remind herself that he’s okay.

anonymous asked:

hello!! may i please request rfa (+v and saeran) seeing that their s/o LOVES LOVES LOVES spiderman, and wants to do an upside down kiss like in the movie???


Please feel free to send me a feedback, if this is NOT what you wanted, I’ll do it again in no time!
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  • He loves your passion for the spider man
  • He likes it too! You guys look perfect together.
  • When you said that you wanted to do like spider-man and do an upside down kiss
  • He’s super flustered and with his face all red
  • He wants to do this right!
  • He somehow managed to put a rope on the ceiling, you don’t want to know how and when he did this.
  • He said he was going to climb that rope, and then he would bow to you with his face and then it’s done!
  • That’s no way this would end badly…Right?
  • Oh, and he put a cap on his head to be just like spider-man!
  • He’s not even seeing what he’s doing
  • And then the obvious happens, he falls to the ground, you keep asking if he’s fine
  • He makes a thumbs up, and you lean into him while he was sitting on the ground in pain
  • You take that cap off, and he looks at you, you are behind him, you’re leaning to him while he’s looking up to you.
  • And then you kissed him, spider-man style.
  • He forgot the pain…


  • Do you like that movie? No, watch his movies.
  • What?Do you want to remake that scene? He’ll keep that in mind.
  • When you go to him to see him rehearsing, he sees a rope attached to the ceiling, probably it’ll be used for some training.
  • He’ll use it to kiss you.
  • We have to take the opportunity!
  • He’ll not put a mask, cap, anything to cover his pretty face!
  • While you were not looking, he goes to that rope and be just like spider-man.
  • Instead of Yoosung, he can hold himself there.
  • And when he called you, you laugh and run to him.
  • He’s prepared for the kiss, come on!
  • Oh, the excitement!
  • And then you kissed him, looks so cinematic, so romantic!
  • He looked at you right after that, looks like he’s in the clouds.
  • “I like spider-man now…”


  • This is child’s thing,right?
  • Jaehee, stop.
  • Ok, that’s fine, she prefers to watch and read about Zen.
  • When you mentioned the kiss from the movie, she secretly searches on the youtube.
  • This is impossible!
  • One day you were lying down on the bed, well, kind of, only from your stomach to below, your chest and everything above it was lying down on the bed.
  • You were upside down, with your hair touching the ground, and your head almost too.
  • You were whining about getting up.
  • Jaehee saw the opportunity there.
  • She got on her knee in front of you and kissed you.
  • An upside down kiss!
  • You froze, this is the best day of your life!
  • Jaehee just smiled as she leaves the room
  • This was not a bad idea.


  • Who is spider-man?
  • It’s a new species of spider?
  • What you mean is a superhero?
  • Superheroes don’t exist.
  • Who would call himself SPIDER-MAN?
  • You commoners are so strange.
  • So you must watch the movie with him, then he would understand.
  • At the kiss scene, you said how much you wanted to do this and he just said: “Oh i see…”
  • On the other day, Jumin was upside down on the couch, looking at you seriously.
  • That’s a funny thing, Elizabeth it’s just like: I don’t know him.
  • “Kiss me.” He said, now you understand, you go to him, get on your knee and kiss him.
  • After that kiss, he looks at you “How about you bend over now? You can do this is bed”
  • Jumin Han doesn’t fuck play man


  • You fucking made a mistake
  • You told him about your love for spider-man, you fucking told him
  • And you told about that kiss.
  • The next day…I will let you guys guess…
  • Did you guess it?
  • why
  • And he has the glasses even with that mask
  • How those glasses are not falling down??
  • And he’s upside down on the ceiling, with his feet on the chandelier
  • Wait…Was this chandelier here before?
  • Before you could say something Saeran is beside you “Please kiss him, he’s in there for 5 hours…If he throws one more synthetic spider web in me…I’ll kill him”
  • You laugh at that and you run to Seven, lifting a little that mask so you can kiss him.
  • And you did, he kissed you fervently, he waited a long time for that.
  • After that you laugh “I’ll do something to eat” and you walked away
  • “Uh…Saeran?” Saeran looked at him “Could you…Help me get down?”
  • Saeran gives him an evil laugh and get closer to him “Call me Venom”
  • And he walked
  • away ,Seven gasps


  • To your surprise, he knew about spider-man, and about the kiss.
  • People always want photographers taking a picture of it.
  • So he was not surprised when you say that one day you wanted to do one upside down kiss.
  • One day, you were sitting on the couch, V just walks to the back of the couch.
  • “Hey, love…” You lift your head up, and then he kisses you like that.
  • You were not upside down, but this was a spider-man kiss!
  • Don’t even say otherwise
  • After that kiss, he just smiles
  • That smile that kills you
  • “Maybe sometimes we should take a picture kissing like that…What do you think?”


  • You showed him who was spider-man…He prefers Venom.
  • When you said that you wanted a kiss like the one in the movie, he starts to think.
  • He always tries to give you an upside down kiss here and there, but he always fails miserably.
  • If you ask him what he’s doing, or if he wanted to give you an upside down kiss, he doesn’t answer.
  • Maybe you could help him…But he’s too grumpy to it.
  • When you saw him with his head almost on the ground, upside down on the couch playing on his cell phone you ran to him and then kissed him.
  • He was surprised, but he kisses you.
  • After that, he sat properly, looking at you, and then he gives you a little smirk.
  • “I’m not a fan of spider-man, i’m a fan of Venom, what me to show you what can i do with my tongue too?” He laughs getting closer.
  • Oh god…
All Work and No Play

Another fic for my 200 Follower Celebration!  I’m still accepting prompts, so please check out what’s available and send me an ask!

@rattyretro-blog-blog asked for prompt #4 “Why are you still awake? It’s 3 in the morning.” with single!Jensen, and she requested fluff to smut.

Warnings: fluff, smut, unprotected sex, and oral (female receiving)


word count: ~2500

You were typing away furiously on your computer, doing your best to finish this section of your dissertation while it was all fresh and flowing in your mind.  You didn’t know how long you’d been typing, only that you were on a roll and couldn’t stop yourself.

You knew you had been working since before dinner, as Jensen had brought you a plate before he left for his night shoot.  You had eaten it, promising him that you’d take a bite after finishing every paragraph. You had gotten up a couple times to go pee, but other than that you’d been sitting, writing, and feeling super confident about your progress for hours.

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My Hero - Spider-Man/Peter Parker x Wayne Reader

Originally posted by yahooentertainment

Request: Can you a imagine Where the reader is the teenage daughter of Batman ,and is dating  her childhood friend Peter Parker( she also knows Peter spiderman because he told her  when he first got bitten)The reader is in a alleyway and a gang try’s to mug her.Then spiderman saves her. He later gives her a upside down spiderman kiss , but what they didn’t   know a photographer stumbled on them kissing and took a pic . So the next morning poor reader try’s to hid because it’s all over the news.

The world of superheros was one thing but dating one was another, and for you it so happened to be the kids favorite superhero as well. Yup that’s right you were dating not only your childhood friend but your favorite person of all time Spider-Man which you knew as Peter Parker.

He trusted you enough to tell you himself who he was and why he was doing these things, naturally you were shocked and worried for his well being but then again you couldn’t really say much since your father was Batman and you were in the line of training to being the next Batgirl.

As you walked home you decided to try to take the short-cut which was through an ally then again it might not have been a good idea since two guys you passed by looked at you then smirked  at one another, nodding they put their smokes out then followed behind you.

“Hey sweetie where you going?” One asked.
“Yeah we might be better to play with though.” Another said laughing.

Ignoring them seemed to have just got them more annoyed, when you tried to walk fast they quickly rushed after you and one grabbed your arm.

“Don’t touch me!” You shouted.
“Can’t tell me what to do, so come with us pretty face.” He smirked.
“I said don’t touch me!” You shouted hitting him.

That only seemed to get them more mad, considering you were still in training you knew what to do but since it would look bad on your part since you were Bruce Waynes daughter it would be on the front page if someone were to pass by.

But before the two thugs could reach you once more a familiar voice decided to finally speak out.

“The lady said to leave her alone.”
“Who the hell are you?” One asked.
“Me? Oh well I’m Spider-Man.” Peter replied, climbing on the side of the wall to prove his point.
“Whatever be a good little boy, and stay out of our fun.” The other replied.
“Now that I can allow.”

After those words were said the fight broke out, smiling to yourself you saw how your boyfriend seemed to have gotten to you on time to protect you. After that he seemed to have left.

Frowning you stepped out from where you were and looked around, silently Peter used one of his webs to bring him down to where you were. Of course he was upside down.

“My girl sure knows how to attract trouble.” He said after a while.
“Well I don’t try.” You chuckled.
“What do I get for saving the girl?” Peter asked.
“Oh? You want something for saving the girl hm?” You teased.
“Well I was your savoir just now…doesn’t it deserve a reward?” He asked.
“Well my hero, it does.” You smiled.

Raising your hands you gently pulled at his mask and made sure not to take it off him completely since you knew that having his secret identity revealed would be bad, so you just took it off slightly passed his nose.

“How about a kiss for my hero?” You asked.
“Sounds about a good reward.” Peter smiled.

Giving out a small chuckle you cupped his face in your hands and gave him a kiss, it last a bit before you decided to pull away and fix his mask up for him. You knew he had to go since he needed to get home as well as you so you both could see one another at school. Whispering goodbye to one another you watched him leave with a smile.

But one thing you both missed at the moment of your kiss was a guy who worked for the newspaper saw Bruce Wayne’s daughter kissing Spider-Man.


“(Y/N) can you explain this?” Bruce asked as he set down a news paper in front of you.
“Explained what?” You asked but paled when you saw the front page.

‘(Y/N) Wayne kisses Spider-Man’

“What the?!” You stood up.
“Eh? Little sis got kissed by a different superhero?” Dick teased.
“Wow didn’t know you’d be that.” Jason laughed.
“When did that happen?” Tim asked.
“Big sis kissing someone? That’s gross..” Your little brother Damian sighed.

Blushing to the point where your face was red you stuttered out words, you couldn’t really said Peter was Spider-Man but then again you wouldn’t be surprised if your father knew that already.

“I didn’t think there would be someone there!” You managed to say.

From there things got worse and you didn’t want this much attention at all, it even followed you in school which caused the whole school to whisper at how you were either ‘lucky’ or just ‘cheated on Peter’ but that wasn’t even true since you pretty much kissed your own boyfriend but it wasn’t like they would ever have to know who Peter really was.

So when she arrived at school you rushed to the girls bathroom and hid in one of the stalls, calling your father or if he wasn’t picking up you’d call either Dick or Jason to get you the hell out of there and back home to hide for a while.

If you were able to get out of there quickly and back home you’d be seen texting Peter on this. He was rather sweet with it since he could understand you were uncomfortable with all the attention despite having more whenever your father brought you and your brothers to a party that was pretty much something you and the boys were suppose to go to.

‘Don’t worry babe, it will blow over when the next big story comes out’ - Peter

‘I hope so cause all this attention is making me nervous…’ - You

‘It will be alright, just come to school tomorrow again and I’ll do whatever I can to make you feel less nervous.’ - Peter

‘Thanks Pete, your really sweet you know that.’ - You

‘Only for you, (Y/N)’ - Peter

||A/N: I actually liked doing this request! Personally because I am a huge fan of Spider-Man but also cause I can see how you brought both Marvel and DC to interact somehow. Nice request I hope you like this though!||

You’re the (Spider)man for me

Pairing: Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago
Words: 1.6k
Summary: “Huh,” Raphael breathes. “You kinda look like Peter Parker.”
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@lazy-queen requested: “Things you said I wouldn’t understand.

Raphael hates to admit it, but the fledgling has some kind of influence on him.

It’s not like he suddenly turned in a pop culture expert, staying up all night (day) to watch cartoons meant for children with oddly adult themes or reading comics until his head spun. But Simon managed to rub off at least some of his interests on him.

Raphael doesn’t even notice until Simon shows up in front of him, wearing his old glasses.

Instead of questioning him about the unnecessary accessory on the bridge of his nose, he just tilts his head and huffs.

“Huh,” Raphael breathes.

“You kinda look like Peter Parker.”

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My bestfriend Jay is possibly a demon because they sit there making me squeal and draw things by sending me scenarios for ships we just kinda discovered, let me quote;


So yeah Hanaiwa spiderman kiss doodle! For all you hanaiwa spiderman kissing needs! 

( I will so draw more hanaiwa i am trapped in this delightful hell)

Marauders Movie Night Headcanon

I have this Jily/Marauders headcanon where Lily likse to show James muggle movies and they have like muggle movie night every friday or something like that. 

Hear me out tho 

  • Lily shows James Spiderman and he loves it 
  • He calls Lily Mary Jane for weeks 

  • Lily yells at James to stop using spells to try to stick on the wall 

  • Somehow James figures it out and surprises Lily with the classic Spiderman-upside down-kiss 

  • James’ guilty pleasure is musicals 

  • Lily hears him singing in the shower 

  • Sirius walks in on him singing along to songs and makes fun of him 

  • But then James shows Sirius 

  • And he becomes a bigger fan of it than him 

  • Sirius fvckin loves Grease 

  • the leather jackets, the singing he loves it so much. but he won’t admit it when someone asks him 
  • Remus gets in on it too 

  • He already enjoys movies and musicals a lot 

  • But Lily shows him Marvel and DC movies 

  • Remus REALLY Likes Marvel 

  • like Hulk is one of his favorites 

  • cause of the whole monster can’t control it thing

  • it makes him happy because sometimes he thinks that maybe he could be a hero 
  • one time Remus called lily mary jane and she hit him 
  • James gave him a high five

  • You see Remus carrying around books all the time but in the mix now are comic books 
  • Instead of date night with James and Lily it because Marauders Movie Night where every friday night Sirius and Remus suddenly shows up on their doorstep to watch movies. 
  • Maruaders Movie Night