SERIOUS EPILEPSY WARNING FOR SPIDERMAN: HOMECOMING

A VERY prolonged sequence at the climax of the films takes place surrounded by flashing lights, the screen spinning etc.

My epilepsy isn’t usually triggered directly by flashing lights but even so I had to close my eyes as this went on for like five minutes and I was genuinely worried

I haven’t seen ANY warnings about this and would NOT have gone without a friend if I’d known, I’m literally typing this on my phone outside the cinema and I’m genuinely worried to walk home on my own in case one comes on.

PLEASE BOOST AND STAY SAFE

peter parker is a trans boy
  • peter getting bullied for being trans is 10x more believable than him getting bullied for being a nerd
  • “penis parker” is actually a transphobic insult. when peter first started packing, it fell out of his pants and flash has never let him live it down.
  • ned asks him “do you lay eggs?” even though only female spiders lay eggs because ned knows peter is trans
  • peter is shorter than the entirety of the cast
  • even though most 15yo boys have tied ties before, aunt may has to teach peter how to do a windsor knot bc this is his first school dance as a boy
  • honestly the entirety of the “I know what a girl sounds like.” “I’m not a girl! I’m a man! I mean, I’m a male!” scene is good evidence
  • cis guys can start puberty as early as 9 years old, but peter is just now getting the “your body is flowering” comments at 15 because he recently started T

feel free to add more!!

Spider-Man: Homecoming Iconic Realistic High School™ Moments
  • “I’ll just be myself” “Peter nobody wants that" 
  • Oblivious shop teacher 
  • DIVERSITY 
  • Michelle reading a book while pretending to work in gym class 
  • Liz and her friends playing FMK with the avengers 
  • Peter getting defensive about him being 15 not of 14 
  • Peter grabbing gummy worms and a sandwich so he has a snack while he’s off being spidey 
  • Ned’s party hat
  • Flash bullying Peter verbally using really lame puns of his name
  • Liz checking her makeup in her selfie camera and showing Peter funny/cute pictures on her phone on the way to Homecoming
  • Super awkward morning announcement videos from the film class and/ or student council 
  • Apathetic gym teacher showing required videos 
  • “What are you doing?” “Uhhhh… looking at porn?”
  • Ned and Peter’s secret handshake
  • Lego deathstar 
  • “What are you doing?” “Nothing… you?” “…Chess” 
  • “Where are you going we have a Spanish test?”
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