spider quotes

  • Tony: Spidey, honey, could you come in here, please? Would you please inform Cap that I'm no longer speaking to him.
  • Peter: Captain Rogers, Mr. Stark is no longer...
  • Steve: ... I get it. Thank you, Peter.
OTP Quotes Challenge

A belated celebration for reaching 5000+ followers! Here we have a list of random quotes for you to use for your OTP! You can have followers tell you numbers to draw your OTP as, or you can write stories based on your favorites, or both! Take these quotes in any direction you like for your creative use. Have fun!

  1. “Aah! That tickles!”
  2. “whAT IS THAT?!”
  3. “woah what happened while I was gone”
  4. “wait no that’s mine what are you doing”
  5. “No, I’m paying”
  6. “It’s fine, stop worrying about me”
  7. “dON’T TELL ME I CAN’T DO THAT I WILL DO THAT THING ALL I WANT”
  8. “Come over here— oh crap no don’t fall— why does this always happen”
  9. “just tAKE THE JACKET”
  10. “I’m so hungry I could eat a— stop looking at me like that in public”
  11. “Well, that was certainly awkward”
  12. “waIT DON’T RUN AT ME I’LL FALL”
  13. “are… are you awake? Did you fall asleep already”
  14. “great, what did you bring home this time?”
  15. “I don’t know why you don’t like this outfit on you. You look splendid.”
  16. “aaah I can’t stop blushing… No you’re not helping at all”
  17. “I can’t believe they spelled your name wrong again”
  18. “enOUGH! ENOUGH WITH YOUR PUNS”
  19. “I can’t… I can’t believe you actually remembered…”
  20. “Put some clothes on already, jeez! We have company coming!”
  21. “okay, and how much money did you spend on that thing?”
  22. “I wish we could stay here forever”
  23. “who was that? oh… your cousin…”
  24. “You okay? You seem a little off today”
  25. “I’m fine
  26. “I don’t know, what do you want to do?”
  27. “c-can I hold your hand?..”
  28. “GIVE ME YOUR HAND”
  29. “oh, remember when you used to wear that all the time? Good times.”
  30. “you can’t run so it’ll be faster if I just carry you”
  31. “You don’t need to tell me— I’ve memorized your order by now”
  32. “y-you look… you look very nice.”
  33. “did that person just take a picture of us?”
  34. “c’mon, let’s dance!”
  35. “oh mY GOD ARE THESE YOUR BABY PICTURES???”
  36. “oh, we are not letting you drive when you’re like this”
  37. “you’re a nerd. but my favorite nerd.”
  38. “why do you find those cute I hate those pictures of myself”
  39. “you’re very warm… It’s nice.”
  40. “You know what? I wasn’t even surprised by that. I’m that used to you.”
  41. “Wait, stay right there— I’ve got a song for you”
  42. “oh thank goodness… I didn’t think you’d still be here.”
  43. “You don’t have to do this if you’re scared”
  44. “EVERY TIME I SAY THAT YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE SAME PUN”
  45. “I can’t believe you actually bought that”
  46. “that… that was a lot different than I thought it’d be”
  47. “no stop i’M HURTING FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH”
  48. “let’s pretend I didn’t see you do that”
  49. “You’re too sweet”
  50. “ah, you’re up. how’d you sleep?”

[1st attempt]

Peter: Hey, dad can we do this thing that you probably won’t approve of? 

Bucky: Ask your other dads. 

[2nd attempt]

Gwen: Hey, pop? Can we do this thing you most certainly won’t approve of? 

Steve: Ask your other dads. 

[3rd attempt]

Miles: Baba? Can we do this thing? 

T’Challa: Ask your other fathers.

[4th attempt]

Gwen, Peter & Miles: *collected the trio in frustration* Can we please do this? 

Steve, Bucky & T’Challa: Ask your mother. 

[final attempt]

Gwen, Peter & Miles: *surrendering* Can we -

Tony: No.

  • Wade: Did you know a spider can hold eight guns at once?
  • Peter: How does it walk?
  • Wade:
  • Wade: Did you know a spider can hold seven guns at once?

Peter: Can you take me to the market to get a dress?
Tony: Okay. First of all, I’m so glad you felt comfortable enough to come to me with that, and you know what? If this is a thing you want to explore-
Peter: Oh, it’s not for me. It’s for Aunt May, but you handled that really well.

‘There will be dark days ahead of us too, and there’ll be days where you feel alone, and that’s when hope is needed most. Keep it alive.’

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Peter: [after breaking up with Wade] I miss him.
Tony: Yeah. He was your first real boyfriend.
Peter: I keep expecting him to show up. He used to come by at night and I’d sneak out to see him.
Tony: Yeah, I know.
Peter: You knew?
Tony: His car’s thirty years old and doesn’t have a muffler. And he honked.

  • tony: i am a very bad person. i am a very very bad person. i am a horrible person.
  • steve:
  • bucky:
  • sam:
  • natasha:
  • wanda:
  • scott:
  • clint:
  • t'challa:
  • rhodey:
  • peter:
  • tony: "no you're not tony, we still love you tony"

Wade: Okay. Oh, boy, we’re just married to a couple of ballbusters, huh, Barnes?

Bucky: That’s my husband and son you’re talking about.

Wade: Great couple of guys.

Bucky: I wouldn’t go that far.

Bucky:Your father’s single, right? There’s nothing long distance or anything…

Peter: No.

Bucky: Good, good. And if he had, like, a type - if you can have a type - what would that be?

Peter: He kinda goes for, like, bad boys.

Bucky: Really?

Peter: Yeah.

Bucky: That’s cool.