spider quotes

Tom: My mother didn’t raise a fool.

Harrison: She raised a psychotic idiot.

Tom: But not a fool.

Sam: Fall - it represents the beauty of death. The essence of life. The fragility of life.

Tom: Or it’s a new fucking season.

Sam: …You could say that I guess.

  • Ned: Is the suit secure?
  • Peter: Check.
  • Ned: Web-shooters loaded?
  • Peter: Check.
  • Ned: Did you have breakfast?
  • Peter: What? That's not on the checklist.
  • Ned: I added it because I care about you.
  • Peter: No, I did not have breakfast.
  • Ned: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
  • Peter: *pulls out a granola bar* Hey, there're little chocolate chips in this!
  • Ned: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

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Tom: I miss Harrison.

Zendaya: Well, you still have me.

Tom: It’s not the same, Zendaya. I could talk to Harrison about things that I can’t talk about with you.

Zendaya: Okay, well like what?

Tom: Well, for instance, all the annoying things you do.

Zendaya: TOM!

Tom: See, I can’t talk to you!

  • Me: I need to stop obsessing towards my faves and everything they do.
  • Them: *breathe*
  • Me: *inhales* you are the cutest thing i love you so much and i would die for you and keep you safe and give you lots of hugs and lots of kisses and make you breakfast in the morning and i'd make sure you were always happy and make you smile and laugh *exhales*
  • Peter: I made tea.
  • Tony: I don't want tea.
  • Peter: I didn't make tea for you... This is my tea.
  • Tony: Then why are you telling me?
  • Peter: It's a conversation starter.
  • Tony: That's a lousy conversation starter.
  • Peter: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
  • Tony: Spidey, honey, could you come in here, please? Would you please inform Cap that I'm no longer speaking to him.
  • Peter: Captain Rogers, Mr. Stark is no longer...
  • Steve: ... I get it. Thank you, Peter.

Peter: You beat people up and charge money?

Bucky: Yeah.

Tony: Sad, isn’t it?

Peter: How much would you charge to beat up Flash?

Tony: [horrified] What?

Bucky: How much you got?

Peter: Thirty bucks.

[Bucky nods in acceptance]

Tony: That’s good, this conversation is over.