• Jason loves visiting Billy at his desk before class starts to just check in on him and ask him how his day has been and Billy just loves it and rambles on like he does. The teacher even has to kick Jason out because he doesn’t realize the bell has rung because he’s listening so intently.
• Billy loves Jason’s hair! Like “it’s just so curly and pretty Jason!!!” And Jason just gleams with his head in Billy’s lap while he’s on his phone letting him twirl it around and massage his scalp because it feels so good and like “Billy you stopped playing in my hair, Ima need you to stop doing your homework and finish playing with my hair.”
• When Jason gets into fights with his dad he low key goes in his room and cries and wants to throw crap. He doesn’t like talking about his personal drama with his dad to the other rangers but Billy can always tell when something is up so whenever they are over each other’s houses Billy’s just like “Jason, I know something is wrong so please don’t tell me that your fine and tell me why you’re upset.” And Jason is so dumbfounded??? He’s so???? Like how do you know??? But then he lets it all out and ends up crying on Billy’s shoulder.
• Billy feels that it’s only right to ask Jason if he can walk with him to class or sit next to him at lunch because he’s afraid that one day Jason will get tired of him and be annoyed with him because he’s unapologetically himself but little does he know Jason finds him like SUPER sexy it’s so funny. One day they’re like making out and Billy’s like “Jason is this okay???? Am I bothering you??” And Jason is just shook he’s like “Billy… we’re kissing…”
• Jason is a little possessive sometimes and has to check himself because he gets jealous easily. After Billy accidentally knocked out the bully, he quickly became a ladies man and pretty popular so when a bunch of people are crowded by Billy’s locker, Jason runs up and grabs his hand like “HEY BABE LETS GO GET LUNCH I REALLY MISSED YOU” and Billy just covers his face because he’s blushing so hard and is slightly embarrassed but low key loves it so much.
• Billy gets super upset and confused one time because he’s sees Jason talking to his ex boyfriend from the football team and Jason is smiling while talking to him and it leaves him really hurt but he doesn’t understand because he’s like “they were just talking” but it still hurts so he doesn’t talk to Jason for a while and like avoids him which leaves Jason so confused as well because he has no clue what he did wrong. When he catches Billy at his locker and is like “can you please talk to me? If I did something wrong let me fix it Billy please.” And Billy gets really emotional and overwhelmed and is like “listen Jason I really like you but if you like someone else that’s okay I understand I don’t want to be a bother I just really want to be your friend and I know Brad from your team is a really nice guy-” and Jason shuts him up with a hug, realizing what he was talking about and he’s like “Billy, he was just asking me how I was and all I could do was talk about how happy you make me.”
• Jason sometimes visits the football field and watches the players which gets him in his feelings. Whenever he comes back to where the rangers are he doesn’t talk for a minute and tries to hide how much he misses playing the game but Billy ain’t no fool. So he’ll throw himself on to Jason’s back and kiss him all over and is just like “I WUV U SO MUCH LETS GO GET YOUR FAVE ICE CREAM!” And Jason can’t help but smile with tears of joy because he doesn’t know what he did to deserve someone as kind, loving, considerate, and just damn he’s so fine like Billy.
• Billy can be really flirty when he wants to be and he loves leaving Jason flustered like when they’re at his house and no one is in sight he’ll nibble on Jason’s ear and whisper things while Jason is trying to be a good student and do his homework but dang it’s so hard. So he ends up putting his homework away and they do “other things”.
• After Billy’s death, Jason sometimes can’t sleep without hearing Billy’s voice so he’ll FaceTime him and Snapchat him like their streak on Snapchat is over 500. Billy will let it be known that it’s “3 in the morning Jason I’m fine” but then Jason just smiles because he knows he’s with him and safe and that they’re okay.
• Jason is extremely fashionable like his Instagram has thousands of followers because everyone thinks he’s so cute and stylish and his pics are on fleek. Little do they know that Billy is Jason’s personal photographer and manager. Even when they’re walking and Jason sees something super “aesthetic” he’ll be like “Billy! Check this wall out!” And Billy is like “already got you” and pulls out his phone and goes into professional photographer mode, getting on his knees or any position to take good photos of Jason for his social media. Billy isn’t a picture person himself because he has low self esteem but he gives in when Jason gives him puppy dog eyes and is like “please take this selfie with me?! Everyone deserves to know how awesome and cute my bf is!” And Billy is like “sometimes I don’t feel cute…” and Jason is about to beat someone ass like “who said you weren’t cute?? Did someone say something to you?? Was it in detention??” And Billy’s like “nooo Jason staaahhpp noooo” and then Jason realizes it’s Billy who feels this way and all he can do is hug him and tell him how perfect he is, just the way he is.
• Jason has a very hard time controlling his anger sometimes so when Billy almost gets himself hurt when they’re fighting Rita’s monsters, he freaks out and starts yelling like “Billy how could you?! You could get yourself hurt or even worse and I can’t handle losing you Billy please-” and Billy kisses and hugs him with tears in his eyes once Jason starts to cry too because they’re soft boys and they care too much for each other.
• Billy is a huge nerd for super heroes and Jason can’t help but to surprise him with super hero themed adventures and movies, especially when the local theatre starts playing older super hero movies Jason surprises him with tickets to each one and Billy freaks out and is like “I HAVE THE BEST BF IN THE WHOLE WORLD!” And Jason wears his captain America shirt and Billy wears his spider man shirt and Jason is high key a DC guy but he doesn’t really care as long as Billy’s happy… but also “Jason, how can you like DC more than Marvel????? Like???”
• Jason is a classic movie and theatre buff (just like Dacre) and Billy buys him a huge box of classic movies from the thrift store because they were each like a $1 each and Jason can’t even handle all the emotions he’s feeling he’s like “you fouND GONE WITH THE WIND????” And they spend the night eating and watching all of them until Billy falls asleep but Jason is stubborn and is like “nope, I’m not sleeping till we’re done with the first tape” but most of the classics come with two or three tapes.
• Don’t let that sweet boy fool you Billy can be possessive too and he’ll leave hickies all over Jason’s neck and chest and shoulder and Jason LOVES it but when he goes to school he has to wear his dads big sweaters and hoodies and shirts and just runs to Kimberly in the halls like “Kim I REALLY need your cover up” and this is basically how the other rangers find out and they FLIP OUT! They kinda had a deal with Zack on whether or not they’d found out in the next few days. Billy gets a little embarrassed but he knows what he’s doing. “I’m sorry Jason but it’s not my fault you’re so pale and pasty!!” And Jason scoffs like “um… excuse me? It’s not my fault that I’m the only white person here…” and the other rangers just laugh so much like he’s so white it’s funny asl.
• One day Jason and Billy are hanging out and Billy honestly asks him “will you be mad at me if some days I don’t want to be touched or kissed?” Because some days Billy just doesn’t feel comfortable and Jason smiles and holds his hand “Billy you tell me what you want and when you’re ok and I won’t mind, ever.” And Billy nods and hugs the crap out of his bf because he couldn’t have found someone more patient and loving than Jason.
hunter x hunter and why they shouldn't be teachers
gon will literally just. give everyone fucking good grades and give out candy and shit no matter what.
killua is a gym teacher. those kids could easily do 500 more pushups. dodgeball is not a game.
kurapika is a pretty good teacher but he’s not allowed near the school anymore after someone wore a spider man shirt
leorio is a good nurse but he just. fucking. hits on everything with boobs and short skirts. mostly that science teacher across the hall.
hisoka teaches chemistry. they make bubblegum. did you know that bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum
what the fuck does illumi teach anyway??? no one knows because he’s always just fucking sitting at his desk and silently evaluating all of them. most fail. what he teaches remains a mystery
chrollo is a librarian but again he just won.t stop??? reading??? the f??ucking?? books??????????? books are missing from every classroom. he took multiple of each copy. there’s a fee to check out books at the library.
machi is in charge of sewing class but she just fuckin,g threatens every snobby kid with her needles
ging is just the worst teacher ever. what the fcuk. actually no one knows who the fuck he is, he never shows up for work. pariston is always the substitute. the students debate on who they would rather have teach the class after ging actually comes to school one day
pariston is the worst fucking substitute teacher like do you know how much fucking glitter he steals from the art room for projects???? this is fucking social studies not arts and crafts
kite got a restraining order after he punched a kid in the face for going up to a fox on a field trip
James wears eyeliner
Peggy has braces
Samuel has braces
Theo is a god
Sam likes to draw to get rid of stress. Another thing he does, for the same reason, is putting all his books in alphabetical order
James speaks Hebrew when he’s super angry
Theodosia Sr is a strong believer in horoscopes and plam reading
Thomas goes Sherlock crazy with his violin sometimes
Lafayette is nonbinary
Ace Burr is cuddly as fuck and needs a lot of hugs sometimes
Thomas is the biggest David Garret fangirl
Samuel has a lisp
Charles listens to Punk music
James and Thomas met by Thomas wearing an Iron Man shirt and James wearing a Spider-Man shirt and they got into a fight over who is better and that’s how they became friends.
Peggy wears Bee Movie pajamas
Peggy has a subscription to Netflix only so she can watch the Bee Movie.
Burr loves bacon
James has feminine lips
Samuel loves it when he gets kissed all over his face, it makes him feel super warm and fuzzy inside. And when he’s cuddling he tends to nuzzle and purr a LOT
George is a terrible cook
James has a lot of stuffed animals because he can’t stand something not sleeping next to him. He favorite one is a sheep named Jane.
LAF KNOWS EVERYTHING
Theo is Asexual and Biromantic
Laf is aroace.
Theo only wears short and dresses. She doesn’t own any pants
Theo also really loves rain
Sam secretly listens to Bo Burnham
James listens to emo bands and drags Thomas to concerts and Thomas will never admit he likes them
they’re finally selling spider-man: homecoming merch here at the malls and i may or may have not bought official spider-man shirts. i was surprised! the movie’s not until july but homecoming merch are everywhere aaaaaah
Scenario: Fine Dining + Reader wanting revenge on Cap
Y/N has started a chat.
Y/N has invited Peter, Wade.
Y/N: Help me, spoderman!
Y/N: and bring chimichangas daedpewl. I’m hungry.
Peter: I thought you were in serious trouble for a second!
Wade: Peetie almost wet his pants.
Y/N: I am!
Peter: We’ll see when Wade and I get there. Aren’t you supposed to be having a celebratory mission dinner?
Y/N: I was but I had to flee.
Wade: I told you those fancy restaurants are crap! What’s wrong if I want to dine in the nude? it’s freeing. Did you at least get any breadsticks?
Y/N: Yeah I got like 6 for you.
Wade: I need more.
Peter: So wanna tell us what happened? We still have 10 minutes until we reach you.
Y/N: wait i didn’t tell you where i am
Wade: It’s totally normal for a teenage boy to have a tracker in their girlfriends phone.
Peter: We’re not dating, Wade! I activated the tracker Mr. Stark put in your phone.
Y/N: Now I need a new phone!
Peter: He said it’s to keep us safe since we’re the youngest ones in the team!
Wade: Peetie stalks you. You should close your blinds at night.
Peter: Shut up, Wade.
Y/N: Anyway … Moving on.
Y/N: NOBODY CAN KNOW WHERE I AM
Wade: My lips are sowed shut.
Y/N: So what happened was: Everyone was having a good time, except for Bucky because Sam kept stealing his food. Then I see this person wearing a really cool Spider-man shirt and i was like, okay, wade would totally love this since he’s been looking for one.
Peter: Wait, what?!
Wade: Shhh I’m listening to the story.
Y/N: But I didn’t feel okay with going and asking them so I thought I’d take a picture of the shirt and just get Tony to scan for where it’s from. But I didn’t feel comfortable with doing that so I asked Cap.
Wade: Him? He’s so serious all the time there’s no way he’d do it. Maybe he should take that shield out of his ass, then he’d be more fun.
Peter: This is why you’re not on the team.
Y/N: Cap owed me a favor so he agreed.
Wade: WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER?
Y/N: So i was about to hand him my phone when i remember that time he never let me go on the mission to the Caribbean
Peter: that was fun
Wade: I wouldn’t know SINCE I’M NEVER INVITED.
Y/N: So as revenge, I turned on the flash. Cap took the picture, the flash went off, and omg i swear everyone in the restaurant stopped what they were doing and started staring at him
Wade: Yes, Barry. Get some.
Peter: Who’s Barry?
Y/N: AND THEN BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T RECOGNIZE HIM THEY STARTED CALLING HIM A PERVERT AND THEN THE WAITERS STARTED CROWDING AROUND TRYING TO THROW HIM OUT
Y/N: THEN SOMEONE WAS LIKE “IT’S CAPTAIN AMERICA!”
Y/N: And then all hell broke out so i bailed.
Peter: Oh man Cap must be so angry!
Wanda has joined the chat.
Wanda: Y/N where are you?!
Y/N: YOU WON’T TAKE ME ALIVE!
Wanda: I am not mad at you. It was very funny and the way the Captain started blushing. Too cute. But he is furious, so I hope you’re in a good hiding spot.
Wanda has added Clint, Nat, Bucky, Bruce.
Y/N: The whole point of staying hidden is to not draw attention to yourself…
Nat: Don’t worry, we were just worried about you because you left so quickly.
Wade: Hi, I’m Wade. Nice to meet you.
Nat: And for the last time, stop hanging out with Wade! He is twice your age!
Y/N: So since only the few of you were worried, I’m guessing the rest are mad?
Bruce: Tony is livid. That was his favorite restaurant and now he can never go back.
Peter: Don’t worry Y/N, you’re too cute to stay mad at.
Clint: NO MY CHILDREN YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO DATE!
Bucky: Shut off your dad mode. They’re adorable together.
Peter: Oh and Wade and I might be late since Wade has ordered way too many chimichangas and we’re in our suits so I’m not sure how we’ll bring them over.
Bruce: You know where Y/N is?
Sam has joined the chat.
Sam: Tell me and maybe the Captain won’t be too mad.
Peter: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Bucky: Were you really spying on the chat and waiting for the right time to join?
Sam: I was enjoying my dinner! And then that had to happen!
Y/N: You act like I murdered someone.
Wade: I once killed a man with nothing but a buttered lobster.
Clint: Someone ban him!
Sam has added Steve, Tony, Thor.
Steve: Young lady you come back to the base right now!
Y/N: Who? Me?
Steve: You are in so much trouble!
Peter: Give her a break, Cap!
Bruce: Yeah it was just a small joke.
Tony: SMALL JOKE? REPORTERS WERE THERE! I would track her but it’s not working.
Y/N: Really, Tony?
Peter: Y/N, open up, we’re outside.
Steve: OUTSIDE WHERE?
Peter: I’m sorry, but I’m not telling.
Y/N: Thank you! I could kiss you!
Peter: Well… I did carry a ton of chimichangas here.
Y/N has left the chat.
Peter has left the chat.
Wade: My Peetie and Y/N are talking about… Feelings. Ugh. I’m also sure they’re going to start sucking each others face off any second.
Clint: Oh god please don’t tell us anymore.
Thor: Has anyone checked the news yet?
Steve: What does it say?
Thor: “Captain America, beloved hero: A Pervert? Is this the man you want your kids to look up to?”
Bucky: This is hilarious!
Tony: You’re right. Why was I on Steve’s side? Someone smack me if I ever side with him again.
Bruce: I volunteer.
Tony has left the chat.
Bruce has left the chat.
Steve: I’m not a pervert!
Wanda: Calm down. We know that. This will pass in a few days.
Steve: Yeah, you’re right. I should apologize to Y/N when she’s out of hiding.
Wanda: And since our dinner was interrupted, can we PLEASE go get something else to eat?
Steve: Of course :)
Wanda has left the chat.
Steve has left the chat.
Sam: Since those two bailed on us like Y/N, can we all go get something as well?
Thor: My stomach is making noises, so yes.
Thor has left the chat.
Clint has left the chat.
Bucky has left the chat.
Sam has left the chat.
Nat has left the chat.
Colossus has joined the chat.
Colossus: Wade, I thought you said you wouldn’t get into more trouble.
Colossus: Sending Professor X love letters signed as Magneto isn’t funny. If you would just accept my offer to join the X-men you would spend your time more wisely.
Wade: Out of all the surprise characters, him? Fucking Balls of Steel?
Colossus: Who are you talking to?
Wade: Will you at least let me send love letters to Wolverine?
You and Jordan had been best friends since he moved from Alabama to Virginia in first grade. You spilled paint all over your new sweater and started crying. Jordan saw how upset you were, so he put a big stripe of red paint on his Spider-Man t-shirt. In that moment, you knew he was going to be your best friend. From there on out you two were inseparable; you did everything together. You went trick or treating together, you two went to prom together—your parents even let you two pick out your first cars together.
Going to the same school together but being too nervous to actually talk to one another
Sharing glances at each other in class while the other isn’t paying attention
First talking to Peter when you ask him to help tutor you in Chemistry
Peter being a totally flustered dork around you during your study sessions
Peter growing completely confused when he realizes you’re passing Chemistry with a high A
“I just don’t understand, all your test scores say you’re exceeding in class and-” “The truth is, I sort of made up the whole needing a tutor thing so I could hang out with you. I know it’s lame and stupid but I couldn’t come up with a better reason to talk to you.” “Wait… you wanted to hang out with me?”
Peter asking you out on a real date that doesn’t involve books and homework
Going to see the new Star Wars movie together and him trying to contain himself the entire time and not geek out in front of you
Him asking you to be his girlfriend in the most romantic way; you two would be over at his place hanging out and he’d order a pizza then when the food came Peter would let you open it only to find written on the inside of the pizza box in black sharpie was ‘I know this is cheesy but will you be my girlfriend’
Aunt May watching the whole thing from the doorway of her room
Being the two biggest dorks on the planet together
Trying to cook together but failing miserably and turning to takeout instead
Purposefully going the extra mile to keep his Spider-Man business a secret from you
Peter being protective of you
Especially at school he always keeps an extra eye out for you to make sure no one is giving you a hard time
Cute nose kisses
Meeting at your locker in between classes
Holding hands in the hallway
Stealing all his clothes, especially his warm hoodies and sweatpants
Let’s be honest, the two of you would totally have a snapchat streak
Surprising the hell out of Peter when you walk into school with a Spider-Man shirt on
“Oh… uh, you like Spider-Man? I didn’t know that.” “Yeah of course I do! He’s amazing so heroic, brave, and strong. I bet he’s got a million girls chasing after him.” “Well I bet there’s one girl out there that’s got his heart.”
Forcing Peter to take cute couple selfies with you
Exploring New York city together
Peter buying you, with the help of Tony Stark, front row tickets to see Hamilton for your birthday
“Peter this is insane, honestly you’re the best! How did you score these? They must have cost you a fortune!”
“Believe me, Y/n, you’re worth it and besides I had a little help.”
Peter gushing to Tony Stark and the rest of the Avengers about you
“She’s smart, funny, gorgeous- and oh she’s got this one of a kind smile and laugh. Don’t even get me started on her eyes.”
Natasha giving Peter dating advice
Aunt May being your biggest supporter
Very light PDA
Long talks about your future together
“After I graduate from John Hopkins and get a steady job as the best Pediatrics surgeon in the universe, I want three kids; two boys and a girl. I want to have a home in Boston maybe, possibly stay in Queens but get a bit of an upgrade from my crumbling apartment. Then once I get rich enough off my award winning world changing surgeries I’ll buy a penthouse in New York City or Brooklyn and then buy a private island in a country of my own and live the rest of my life there.” “I’d say that’s a pretty reasonable plan, babe. Hopefully there’s room in there somewhere for me.” “Oh yeah, sorry I got so caught up in all my high achievements I forgot about marrying my best friend, I thought that would be assumed.”
Walking to and from school with Peter
Thousands of cuddle sessions
Struggling to fit on his twin bed together
Watching The Office together
Aunt May comparing you two to Pam and Jim
“I mean obviously Y/n wasn’t engaged before you two dated but you guys are just as adorable as them!”
Coffee shop dates before school
Strolls around the city during winter
Freaking out to Peter when you see Iron Man flying in the sky one day, of course not knowing Peter had met him on multiple occasions,
“He was so close, Peter. You wouldn’t have believed it! And he swooshed down and oh my goodness I almost had a heart attack! It was life changing truly amazing!”
Innocent make-out sessions
Testing out all the pizzas shops in Queens and Brooklyn to figure out which place is the best
Forcing him to watch romantic 80s movies
Him forcing you into watching Back to the Future and The Big Bang Theory
Endless inside jokes and stupid science puns
Having girls days with Aunt May
Becoming suspicious of Peter when he starts canceling on your dates, disappearing, and showing up to school late with random bruises
Barging into Peter’s apartment after school and walking straight into his room ready to yell at him for missing yet another date but instead finding him struggling to get out of a red and blue onesie
“Listen here Parker if you want to break up with me then do it, alright? I’m sick of you skipping out on all of our dates, ignoring my text messages and… is that- where did you- are you… are you Spider-Man?”
After a long, long, talk with Peter you finally come to the realization that your boyfriend is Spider-Man
All of your previous anger evaporating and fangirling for a solid minute
Making him try on the suit for you
“You look so handsome, Peter. Wait does this mean you know all the Avengers?”
“Where’s Spiderman’s home page? On the world wide web!”
“Hey Peter, What does Spiderman put in his beverages? Just ice!”
Constantly worrying about Peter when he sneaks off for his ‘saving the city’ business
Him stumbling into your window late at night and patching him up
“I’m so sorry, Y/n. I didn’t mean to wake you up It’s just Aunt May can’t see me like this again or she’ll worry sicks and I had no where else to go.”
“You can always come to me, Peter. Never forget that.”
Small disagreements here and there about petty things like space, the importance of math, and how many pizzas it would take to cover the planet
Peter constantly fearing that he isn’t enough for you
“It’s just… well you’re gorgeous and everything a guy could ever dream of. Y/n you’re practically the ideal image of a perfect girl and I can’t help but feel like you deserve more… that I’m not good enough for you. I mean maybe if Spider-Man-”
“Peter Parker you could not be more wrong. I love you- I fell in love with Peter Parker not Spider-Man. He’s not a bad bonus but it’s you that I love. You’re more than enough if anything I should be the one worrying about losing you. You mean the world to me!”
Peter buying you a Spider-Man t-shirt as a joke
Meeting the Avengers and freaking out over Captain America much to Peter’s dismay
“Y’know Spidey, I hate to say this but to be completely honest… I’m team Cap.”