spider in sand

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➋ *fingerguns and jumps out the window like spiderman

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Envy (Part 1 of Spideypool Series)

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Hey everyone! I decided to do something just a little bit different with this one. Well, two things, really. 

The first is that it’s written in Wade’s perspective, third-person. The second is that, while I usually try to keep reader as gender-neutral as possible, this time I’m going to specify female. I hope it’s not too horrible, and I hope you like it. Enjoy!

Warnings: Swearing. A LOT of swearing (come on, it’s deadpool.) Also, it’s pretty long.

Well, fuck a duck, there it was again. Wade hunched down, chest pressing into the rough stone of the roof. He squinted and peered through his binoculars at his target. 

“Y’know, usually when I spy on people I intend to shoot them,” he mused out loud. “I must be getting old.” And he laughed with nobody to hear him. Well, that in itself was sad, now that he thought about it.

“Hello, Spidey,” he said. Damn, that boy was fine. And a real sweet guy too, even though Wade annoyed the shit out of him. But hey, that wasn’t Wade’s fault, was it? It was a natural special feature of his personality. 

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I love how he just doesn’t even care. He’s basically sending them to their death looking for a creepy Holocron while he’s sitting there on his sand throne being all mysterious and stuff. Pfft. Classic Bendu.

HEADCANONS

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  • Are vegetarians- Jehan and Cosette are the only Vegetarians due to being insane animal lovers. One time Bahorel paid them both $50 to eat a hotdog and they ended up crying after the first bite and begging the hotdog for forgiveness. 
  • Are Lactose intolerant- Feuilly was born prematurely and cannot drink milk
  • Are arachnophobic- Joly of course. He thinks every spider is deadly. meanwhile Jehan has a pet sand spider living in a turtle tank in his apartment.
  • Are scared of clowns- Grantaire and Enjolras both are deathly afraid of clowns.
  • Laughs like a hyena/donkey/pig- Bahorel I mean it has to be him. Also Jehan snorts along with Eponine.
  • knows how to breakdance- Grantaire and Chetta can move it like there’s no tomorrow 
  • THINKS they know how to breakdance- Marius/Bahorel/Joly/Bossuet
  • Will randomly quote Shakespeare out of context in a conversation- Jehan and Grantaire do this all the time and once had a conversation with each other while only quoting lines from hamlet.
  • Wears socks to bed- Jehan and strangely Enjolras
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Tyrion: I will never sit on the Iron Throne.
Varys: You could help another climb those steps and take that seat … The Seven Kingdoms needs a ruler loved by millions with a powerful army and the right family name.
Tyrion: Good luck finding him.
Varys: Who said anything about him?