spider dead man

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“if you’re in your apartment and a spider crawls along the floor. are you gonna kill it? or are you gonna let it out in a safe, humane fashion?”

  • Mary Jane: Hey! This is my boyfriend, Peter, and this is Peter's boyfriend, Wade.
  • Stranger: Hey! Oh. Wait, sorry. What's the situation?
  • MJ: What do you mean?
  • Stranger: How does this work?
  • MJ: Peter is gay but he's straight for me and gay for Wade and Wade's really gay for Peter. And I hate Wade.
  • Peter: It's not that complicated.
  • Wade: No.
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“Oh my god, that was the definition of awesome, that was fantastic! My heart can’t take this, Tom, it really can’t, and the part where-”

“So I’m guessing that you liked it?” your boyfriend grinned, pausing the Youtube clip. You put a hand on his shoulder, trying to calm down your inner fangirl a little.

“Robert Downey Jr. was pure perfection,” you finished your rant, making Tom give  you a dead-panned look. “What?”

What is love?

Love makes us selfish

Originally posted by mygifdump

And love makes us selfless. 

Originally posted by s-e-h-n-s-u-ch-t

Love makes us weak

Originally posted by inhislight

and love makes us strong.

Originally posted by andrewserkis

Love makes us sad 

Originally posted by moan-s

and love makes us happy. 

Originally posted by bunnykillian

Love builds us up

Originally posted by ky-ngsoo

And love breaks us down.

Originally posted by cas-tiel-trash

Love hurts 

Originally posted by wtfunnelcake

And love heals. 

Originally posted by kingly-bitch

Loving is flying

Originally posted by niklausunsesi

 And loving is falling.

Originally posted by yoimspiderman

Loving is enduring 

Originally posted by thorinshielding

And loving is leaving.

Originally posted by queerdraco

To protect 

Originally posted by eonline

To neglect.

Originally posted by priincessleia

Laughter.

Originally posted by pottermede

Smiles.

Originally posted by darkwinterpoem

Frowns.

Originally posted by sukimann

Tears. 

Originally posted by gurl

It all comes from love.

Originally posted by toksuri

And if there’s one thing you must know about love 

Originally posted by piinklady

It’s that, 

Originally posted by reedusnormanbr

Overall, 

Originally posted by witharthurkirkland

Love makes us fools. 

-Anonymous

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