spicy-night

one word descriptions:

I was tagged by @anxiety-cucumber Thnak!!

Where is your phone: bed
Your hair?: gren 
Your dad: cool
Your other half: me 
Your favorite food: spicy 
your dream last night: never 
Our favorite drink: dietdr.peppercherry 
Fear: annoying 
Your favorite shoes: converse
Favorite way to relax: streams 
Your mood: love 
Love: love 
Where were you last night?: Stream 
Something you aren’t: okay 
Muffins: lemon 
Wish list item: frens 
Where you grew up: massachusetts 
Last thing you did: this 
What are you wearing right now: big 
Something you hate: me
Your pets: majestic
Friends: love 
Regrets: all 
Missing someone: always

ok I will taggg @the-merry-maiden @warmdnp @lovelylilaclester @yukinessecretadmirer @thegraceofebonee @phanwithachanceofmemeballs @mae-your-genderless-bae @awkwardangie410 @j4yj4y99 and @rogueswolfe

if anyone else wants to do it you can say i tagged you and if i did tag you you obv dont have to do it so dont feel obligated! 

Mine (M)

gif credits to Smuttyfairy

Summary: When your shower-drying session gets cut short and you’re left with nothing but a towel, Jungkook couldn’t help but indulge in his thoughts when he saw you. He opened his mouth to speak what was on his mind just before you ran off to your room and slammed the door shut, only to have your fretting thoughts interrupted as Jungkook entered the room uninvited with eyes darker than sin.

Genre: smut w/ plenty of dirty talk c:

Insert Versions: Noona | (Y/N)

Word count: 5613

Written by: Admin Smuttyfairy & Admin Kookfairy

A/N: So this scenario is based on a dream I had long ago in which I did tell Admin Kookfairy about to which in turn she made this soft, innocent & somewhat comedic dream into a turn for the dirty. The dream was basically me having friends (BTS & others) over and at some point I go and take a shower, get kicked out of the bathroom by my friend’s older brother (played by Yoongi in this) and find Jungkook sitting outside in front of my room to where I freak out inside because I’m in nothing but a towel and then I go to my room and see the mess that it is and freak out more. Then I wake up. LOL. At the time I didn’t think to write out the dream in any way but since I had almost forgotten it completely I considered the idea of it. So here it is now, my fluff dream + Admin Kookfairy’s rude words inspired this scenario to fully be written. We hope you all enjoy another collaboration of ours. ~ Admin Smuttyfairy

P.S. How many times have you seen “Mine” as a title??? xD (def fitting for this scenario)

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Klance sickfic prompt (spicy night)

So imagine a modern au where Lance and Keith live together and Keith is away fro a business trip.

Lance decides that he wants to surprise him with a spicy ;-)) night the day he gets back

But that morning Lance wakes up feeling awful but decides to go through with it anyway.

He powers through the day and feels progressively worse but still cooks (even though the smell of food makes his nausea worse) and cleans (even though his legs are shaky and he can’t get enough energy to elbow grease the sinks.)

Then he sets the table and all that makes it really romantic with candles and everything

So this can end two ways, I honestly don’t know which one I like better so:

1.) Keith comes home to find Lance asleep on their rose petaled bed in full lengeri lOL or

2.) Lance is delirious and mIGHT puke or pass out but he’s 10000% DETERMINED to make it though all the activities he has planned

Dating Leo Valdez would include . . .
  • calling each other ‘Hot Stuff’
  • hanging out in Bunker Nine
  • being best friends with Piper
  • tight hugs
  • him teaching you how to build basic things
  • pranks 24/7 with the Hermes kids
  • sitting with each other during campfire
  • being the #1 Jiper Shippers™
  • being lowkey nerds
  • jamming out to over-played songs
  • THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!”
  • “You’re a dude, dude.”
  • sexual innuendos 24/7
  • being covered in grease 24/7
  • he finds it hot, though
  • not that he’ll ever admit that
  • hugs from behind
  • him getting jealous of how close you are to Percy
  • quadruple date night with Jiper, Percabeth, and Frazel
  • your half-siblings making fun of your guys’ relationship
  • Jake Mason treating you like a little sister
  • “If I lit your hair on fire, would it burn off?”
  • “Please don’t try.”
  • spending time with Hazel when you’re mad at Leo
  • temporarily dyeing his hair red as a prank
  • “I mean, it’s on fire half the time. It may as well look the part.”
  • “Dammit, (Y/N/N).”
  • lots of inside jokes
  • being on Team Iron Man™
  • sneaking a pet into Camp
  • hugging Festus and only Festus to annoy Leo
  • him teaching you Spanish
  • lots of spicy food
  • Friday date night
Mine (M) - (Y/N insert vers.)

gif credits to Smuttyfairy

Summary: When your shower-drying session gets cut short and you’re left with nothing but a towel, Jungkook couldn’t help but indulge in his thoughts when he saw you. He opened his mouth to speak what was on his mind just before you ran off to your room and slammed the door shut, only to have your fretting thoughts interrupted as Jungkook entered the room uninvited with eyes darker than sin.

Genre: smut w/ plenty of dirty talk c:

Insert Versions: Noona | (Y/N)

Word count: 5600

Written by: Admin Smuttyfairy & Admin Kookfairy

A/N: So this scenario is based on a dream I had long ago in which I did tell Admin Kookfairy about to which in turn she made this soft, innocent & somewhat comedic dream into a turn for the dirty. The dream was basically me having friends (BTS & others) over and at some point I go and take a shower, get kicked out of the bathroom by my friend’s older brother (played by Yoongi in this) and find Jungkook sitting outside in front of my room to where I freak out inside because I’m in nothing but a towel and then I go to my room and see the mess that it is and freak out more. Then I wake up. LOL. At the time I didn’t think to write out the dream in any way but since I had almost forgotten it completely I considered the idea of it. So here it is now, my fluff dream + Admin Kookfairy’s rude words inspired this scenario to fully be written. We hope you all enjoy another collaboration of ours. ~ Admin Smuttyfairy

P.S. Here’s to the younger readers (hopefully not too young) and same-aged readers <3 The contents of the scenario are pretty much the same with a few tweaks to make it interpreted in a way that the reader is same-aged or younger as Jungkook.

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Some spicy memes from last night.

Story behind this: me & my sister had a long day at camp and we were loopy so we looked at Hamilton memes for like 5 hours (not even joking) and decided to make our own. Enjoy !!!!

SAY NO TO MEMES !!!!!‼️🚨⚠️
Two Long Years

Pairing: Thomas Jefferson x Reader

Words: 756

Triggers: Death Mention

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Thomas walked into Monticello with a bounce in his step. He was finally able to come home to his beautiful and loving wife after being away for the past five months.

“Y/N! I’m home beautiful!” He called into the giant house.

He heard running footsteps coming from behind him. He turned around and saw his wife rushing towards him, a glorious smile on her face.

He grabbed her quickly, scooping her up bridal style and placed a big kiss on her lips.

Laughing he spun her around before setting her back on the ground.

“Oh Thomas I’ve missed you so much,” she said hugging him with all her might.

“I’ve missed you too my sweet. Will you take a walk in the gardens with me?”

“Of course Thomas.”

The couple took a stroll in the gardens before making their way to bed.

Thomas rolled over giving her another wet kiss and put his hands on her hips.

Things got a little spicy that night.

A few weeks later Thomas had to leave to go back to New York.

“I’m going to miss you so much Thomas,” his wife sighed, pressing into his side.

He turned around pulling her to his chest, holding her as close as he possibly could.

“I’m going to go to New York and find a suitable place for you. Then I will send for you. I don’t want to leave you. I need you with me,” He told you kissing your hair.

Her head popped up, a big grin on her face.

“Seriously?!”

He laughed.

“Yes my sweet. I cannot bear being away from you for so long,” He said picking her up and spinning her around again.

Giving their final goodbyes, Thomas climbed into his carriage and left.

——————————-

A few weeks later Thomas had finally found a place that he considered to be suitable for his wife.

He unpacked all of his own stuff and quickly wrote a letter, sending for her.

He tried to fill his time waiting for her with work and rereading all of the letters that she sent him.

The best day was when he came home and she was there waiting for him.

He ran to her, hugging her in the biggest hug that he had ever given anyone. After a crappy day all he wanted was his wife and here she was in front of him.

Everything was going right for once.

“Thomas?”

“Yes my lamb?”

“I’m pregnant.”

———————————————-

Thomas paid for the flowers and went to where his wife was waiting.

He walked across the lawn to where she lay.

“Hey there beautiful. How are you,” he asked her sitting down. “I brought you your favorite flowers.”

A small tear fell down his face.

“I really miss you.”

He rested his head against the gravestone.

His beautiful wife and unborn child had been taken away from him two years ago.

He couldn’t protect them.

He couldn’t protect them.

It was all his fault.

Everyone told him that he couldn’t do anything about it because he wasn’t there, but he couldn’t help but blame himself.

It’s been two years.

It still feels like it was yesterday.

“Oh my beautiful Y/N. I miss you so much. I wish I could come and see you more often, but everything just seems to keep getting in the way. Hamilton and his friends have been pulling me down and I just can’t take it anymore. I need you here with me,” He was choking back sobs by now.

“I wish I could have protected you and our baby. I wanted us to grow old together and watch our children grow, learn, and start their own lives. I could have retired one day and we would spend our remaining days in Monticello just enjoying each others company and walking the gardens.”

Thomas pulled a few petals from the flowers and sprinkled them on the top of her grave stone.

“The bed’s too cold without you in it. The house is too silent. I miss your laughter and the way that you would twirl around the house with no cares in the world. You would always look so happy and carefree. You would have been a great mother. I don’t know if I would have been a good father. I wanted to try. As long as you were the mother. Just come back to me. Please. Please Y/N.”

He placed the rest of the flowers on her grave and wiped the tears off of her face.

“Two long years.”

anonymous asked:

Jeff got into the "great British bake off" after spending the week with his grandparents haha. They tried to replicate some of the recipes. The food they made was good but his grandmother did not have the heart to tell Jeff that he was to heavy handed with the spices haha. Poor Jeff did not measure the ingredients at eye level , but he had a lot of fun cooking with his family haha.

Yes! Because Jeff is super close with his family. And his grandmother just loves how happy he is so she can’t tell him that he’s not doing it right.

And then when Jeff goes home his grandmother warns Clay about his cooking. She doesn’t say what’s wrong with it, she just warns him about it. And it turns out Clay doesn’t like spicy food, and Jeff accidentally makes him something really spicy one night, and Clay just can’t be nice then, he has to tell Jeff that he’s doing it wrong

anonymous asked:

Vandermarin/sparia prompt: sparia go to Vandermarin's apartment to hang out and they realize that vandermarin might be more than friends. Would love a super cute cooking scene!!! -switz🤗

Thanks, Switz!

“Why are we doing this again?” Aria whined.

“We’re going because it’s polite to have dinner with someone when requested,” Spencer explained patiently for the fourth time. “You’ll be fine.”

“I’m missing my show,” Aria grumbled from behind her. She tightened her grip on the plastic-wrapped bowl in her hands.

Spencer rolled her eyes. “This is why we have a DVR. It’s recoding.” She paused halfway in her ascent up the stairs to Hanna and Mona’s apartment. “You’re not behind me, are you?”

“..No.”

Spencer turned around to see Aria still at the bottom of the staircase. “Come on, Ar,” she said affectionately. She walked back down and guided Aria to 3C, the apartment in which Hanna and Mona had moved into three months ago.

Spencer knocked lightly on the door and cast a sideways glance at her girlfriend. “Play nice,” she warned in a firm, albeit gentle tone.

“Yes, Ma'am,” Aria replied sardonically.

The door flew open and there stood Hanna, in a lovely black dress with slight ruffles on the hem and thin straps.

“Spencer! Aria! Come on in!” Hanna moved to the side and shut the door behind them. “It’s so good see you guys,” she said, giving each a quick hug. “Can I take your bowl?”

Aria passsd the bowl off eagerly, and watched as Hanna walked dantily toward the kitchen.

The apartment was much bigger than expected, and decorated with what Aria assumed to be furniture imported directly from Italy.

“Wow,” Aria commented. “This place is sweet.”

Spencer grinned at Aria. “See? This isn’t so bad, now is it?”

Aria huffed. “Ask me after Mona opens her mouth.”

And just as soon as her name left Aria’s lips, she appeared.

Mona was clad in a short, tight red dress and when she saw Aria and Spencer, her face broke into a wide grin and she rushed forward, enveloping them both in a tight hug.

“You have a lovely home,” Spencer said politely. “Right, Aria?”

“Yeah, I have to pee. Where’s the bathroom?” Aria asked.

“Down the hall, last room on your left,” Mona instructed. “Do you want me to take your purse?”

But Aria was only half-listening, her gaze fixated on framed photo of Hanna and Mona. The two had their arms around each other’s shoulders, and their smiles reached their ears. Aria could see a multitude of arcade games in the background, and recognized it as Dave & Buster’s. What the hell? Why weren’t they invited? Rude.

“Aria?”

“Huh?” Aria blinked. “Oh, yeah, here.” She shoved her purse into Spencer’s arms. “Hold this.”

“You’re so polite,” Spencer drawled sarcastically.

As Aria walked down the hall, she could hear her girlfriend chatting conversationsally with their friends. Mona was just so - well, she was Mona. Shouldn’t that be enough of a reason for Hanna to stay away?

“I don’t even know why they’re friends,” Aria grumbled to herself. She came to the second-to-last door on the left, and twisted the knob. The door swung open and Aria walked in, flipping on the light and let out a startled cry.

In the middle of the room, there was a contraception with many straps and padded seating. It extended down from the ceiling, and Aria couldn’t help but inspect it.

“What the hell is —” Oh. OH. It was a sex swing. Aria bent down and read the company’s name that was engraved into a leg.

“WhipSmart Pleasure?” Aria read out loud. “What the fuck…” Why would Hanna have a sex swing in her apartment? Unless…

Oh, God.

“Aria?” Spencer’s voice rang out. “Are you OK?”

Aria jumped and quickly backed out of the room, turning off the light and shutting the door behind her.

“There you are!”

Aria yelped and spun around to see Spencer. “Spence!”

Spencer raised an eyebrow. “Are you alright? You look a little flushed.” She pressed the back of her hand to Aria’s forehead. “You don’t feel warm..”

Aria pushed Spencer’s hand away. “We have to go. Now.” She tugged on Spencer’s hand and tried to drag her down the hall, but Spencer didn’t budge. “Spencer!” she protested.

Spencer exhaled. “Please don’t tell me you clogged their toilet. I told you not to eat so much spicy Thai food last night,” she chastised fondly.

“No!” Aria bristled. “No, just – look!” She forced Spencer into the room and snapped on the light, waving dramatically in front of them. “See!”

There was a brief moment of silence before Spencer started to laugh.

“Wha-?” Aria stared at her girlfriend. “This isn’t funny!”

Spencer smirked. “I’m just surprised this isn’t bedazzled. Come on, let’s go.”

“Aren’t you upset by this?!” Aria shrilled.

Spencer shrugged. “Not really. Why would I be? You really thought Mona and Hanna were just friends?”

“Yes..”

“Well, regardless of that, this isn’t our business. Let’s go.”

-

When Spencer and Aria returned to the dining room, dinner had been served and Mona and Hanna were waiting patiently for them.

“Not a word,” Spencer hissed into Aria’s ear as they sat down. “This looks great. I didn’t know you could cook, Han.”

“Please,” Mona snorted. “I cooked this. Hanna isn’t allowed to microwave popcorn.”

“I set the microwave on fire once,” Hanna grumbled.

“..Twice,” Mona reminded her with a grin.

“Shut up!” Hanna shot back. She shoveled a mouthful of green beans into her mouth.

A few minutes of silence passed as the girls ate, the only sounds being the occasional clank of a fork against a plate and the light thud of a wine glass being set back down.

“So,” Mona began, breaking the silence,“how’s work?”

Spencer groaned. “As grand and remarkable as the last Presidental election.”

Hanna snickered and gave Spencer a high-five. “Nice.”

Mona rolled her eyes and turned to Aria, who had been strangely quiet. “How’s the writing? I loved your first book,” she said earnestly. “It was so good.”

Aria made a small sound and clamped a hand over her mouth. “is ine, I mess,” she mumbled through parted fingers.

“What?” Mona and Hanna asked in unison.

“She said,‘It’s fine, I guess,” Spencer said. She turned to Aria and shot her a look, and Aria slowly lowered her hand.

“I mean, it’s great,” Aria replied. “I’m It really is. I’m almost done with the sequel. I might just swing the last chapter.”

“Swing?” Mona raised an eyebrow.

“WING,” Aria’s face turned red. “I meant wing!”

Next to her, Spencer groaned.

Hanna blinked at Aria. “Are you OK?”

Aria looked like she was fighting with herself before blurting out,“WE SAW YOUR SEX SWING AND I ALMOST SAT ON IT!”

Spencer pinched the bridge of her nose and closed her eyes. “Oh, my God, Aria. Really?”

Silence from the other two. Then, Hanna got up and left, with Aria chasing after her. “Han, wait! I’m sorry!”

Spencer downed her entire glass of wine and immediately poured another. Mona didn’t say anything, and just calmly ate her salad.

“So..”

Mona glanced up. “Yeah?”

“Can Aria and I borrow your swing?”

One Word Tag

Tagged by @unlimited-goldfish (thank you ♥)

Where is your phone? Here

Your hair? Short

Your dad? Asleep

Your other half? Imaginary

Your favourite food? Spicy

Your dream last night? None

Your favourite drink? Tea

Fear? Abandonment

Favourite shoes? Sandals

Favourite way to relax? Music

Your mood? Melancholic

I love? Puppies

Where were you last night? Home

Something that you aren’t? Perfect

Muffins? Alright

Wishlist item? Pet

Where you grew up? Everywhere

Last thing you did? Sing

What are you wearing? Singlet

Something you hate? Tension

Your pets? None

Life? Nty

Regrets? Many

Missing someone? Perhaps

Tagging @clearlynottired @cognitive-exper-ti-se @nerdyintp @the-curious-paracosm @nicetrytopredictme @3xdreamerx3 @vestaceresbigfan @ichijikanme

Mac has spent his entire life trying desperately to become his father and Dennis has spent his entire life trying desperately not to and that’s the spicy meta for the night lads

tag game

I was tagged by the wonderful @olivermellors

One word description:

where is your phone? - missing
your hair? - blonde
your dad? - fantastic
your other half? - doggo
your favorite food? - sushi
your dream last night? - spicy 
your favorite drink? - water
fear? - claustrophobia  
favorite shoes? - waterproof
favorite way to relax? shitpost
your mood? - stable
I love? - gardening
where were you last night? - home
something that you aren’t? - responsible 
muffins? - chocolate
wish list item? - sailboat
where you grew up? - inconsistent 
last thing you did? - gardening
what are you wearing right now? - ragged
something you hate? - parties
your pets? - perfect
friends? - sweethearts
life? - SoFarIt’sAlright.mp3
regrets? - yep
missing someone? - no

tagging: @jxnsnows @thehound-sandorclegane @kittykatknits @bythunder @jen-snow @fedonciadale @malgalo @bisansastarks @notabloodypoet and like whoever else wants to <3

anonymous asked:

The only relationship that matters in this damn mango is the love rectangle between Shadis, Erwin, Levi, and Hange. Which one truly got Shadis’ boyfriend jacket? They’ve all been seen wearing it. What’s the truth here, Isayama? Did Shadis love all three behind their backs? Did he spend the mornings with Levi, relax in the evenings with Hange, and then get spicy at night with Erwin? Seems to me he left the Corps to sweep this love rectangle beneath the rug.

you get me, anon

Rules: You can only answer with one word. Then tag 5 people

1. Where is ur phone? table

2. Your hair? flat

3. Your dad? working

4. Your other half? best

5. Your favorite food? spicy

6. Dream last night? nope

7. Favorite drink? wine

8. Fear? wasps

9. Favorite shoes? expensive 

10. Favorite way to relax? reading 

11. Your mood? overwhelmed

12. I love? vacation

13. Where were you last night? home

14. Something that you aren’t? soft-spoken 

15. Muffins? yes

16. Wish list item? time

17. Where you grew up? boring

18. Last thing you did? e-mail

19. What are you wearing right now? boots

20. Something you hate? ignorance

21. Your pets? gone :(

22. Friends? funny

23. Life? uneven

24. Regrets? eh

25. Missing someone? depends

I was tagged by @alcalina ! I will (non-pressuringly) tag a handful of other people but honestly, anyone who wants to play, go for it: 

@super-happilydancing @albaparthenicevelut @legobiwan @evaceratops @ialreadyreadthatfanfic