spent!

Actual war goddess and possible werewolf Ember Moon is the NXT Women’s Champion and I couldn’t resist painting her any longer, she’s amazing and I love her.  (Maybe one day I’ll spend more than 3 hours on wrestlefanart, but today is not that day, I have to get back to work.  On the plus side it helps on the endless “learn to loosen up” quest.)

i really cannot with kylo ren. i probably shouldn’t watch the next movie in the theatre, seeing as a theatre is a public place and yet i cannot guarantee that i won’t just scream DO YOU KNOW WHO YOUR PARENTS ARE??????? they are FINE and BEAUTIFUL and BRAVE and HILARIOUS PEOPLE who happen to be like THE GREATEST CINEMATIC SHIP OF ALL TIME and you TEAR THEM ASUNDER FOREVER by BECOMING EMO/EVIL and then MURDERING YOUR BEAUTIFUL DAD?????? who do you think you are, sonny???????????? don’t you know how badly you RUINED THIS FOR ME??

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RANDOM ROMAN QUOTES

“Look I really don’t have the bandwidth for this”

Season 2 - Episode 8

* Roman, you don’t even know where the modem is, STFU about Bandwidth like you know what you’re talking about! 

In a conversation about how Obi-Wan/Anakin/Padme OT3 could have SAVED THE GALAXY, this is 
a) why @forcearama and I should never be left unsupervised and
b) how everyone in the galaxy can’t help themselves when it comes to Obi-Wan Kenobi’s stupid handsome face.

gffa:
      GO ASK OBI-WAN FOR HELP, ASK HIM TO JOIN YOU AND PADME IN A FOREVER THREESOME, TELL HIM THAT YOU’LL DIE WITHOUT HIM AND SHOW HIM THAT IT’S TRUE AND THEN SAVE THE GALAXY.

forcearama:
      God, just. Imagine how pissed Palpatine would have been.
      “I was gonna join you buuuuuuut then Obi-wan started having sex with Padme and I and long story short I’m here to kill you now.”
      He already hated Obes. Now he REALLY hates that guy.

gffa:
      Palpatine has never hated anyone so much as he hates stupid handsome Obi-Wan Kenobi with his perfect hair and stupid perfect face.

forcearama:

      And like, what can he even say? There’s no way you’re gonna talk someone OUT of sleeping with Obi-Wan.

gffa:
      No wonder he tried so hard to get Anakin to see Obi-Wan as a father figure.

forcearama:
      “That guy is like SO OLD and GROSS AMIRITE.”

gffa:
      He could see that teenage crush coming a mile away, WHO WOULDN’T?, he had to try to head this off at the pass.

forcearama:
      “He’s like, not even a DAD, he’s more like a GRANDFATHER.”
      “But Chancellor he’s sixteen years older than m–”
      “HE’S GOT GRAY HAIR STARTING.”
      “DON’T LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIM ANAKIN.”

gffa:
      “And he has a beard, only old men have beards, that’s SO OLD and I bet he has wrinkles around his eyes when he laughs and an amazing smile and the bluest eyes you’ve ever seen and– wait, what was I talking about again?”
      “But he’s much too old for you, Anakin, why he could be your father! Why, he’s practically MY age! It would be more appropriate if *I* were to date him than you were, it would be far more fitting for the two of us to go to an art gallery to appreciate the history there and have a nice dinner over fine wine and–wait, what was I talking about again?”

forcearama:
      Anakin just ends up being like YOU’RE SO RIGHT HE’S A DREAMBOAT. Palpatine’s not even sure what his point was anymore.

gffa:
      I think I just giggled so hard I actually teared up a little, imagining Palpatine sighing dreamily over Obi-Wan Kenobi.

forcearama:
      LOL I KNOW. Him staring out his giant picture window. Little cartoon hearts over his head.

gffa:
      OH NO I JUST– I was thinking. “Hmm, what should I do for my G'night Fuckos post tonight?” And thought, oh, hey, something from the TCW micro-cartoon.
      And then that moment of Palpatine staring out the window sipping his tea occurred to me.
      And I’m gonna put “p.s. I really love Obi-Wan Kenobi” over it.
      And then quote this convo.
      Because THAT IS WHAT MY BLOG IS ABOUT.

forcearama:
      LOL YES. I support this.