Okay, but wait. Let me just say that I have been SCREAMING about how they let Jonah have the curls and THEY LET HUNTER HAVE HIS CHEEK BONES. I MEAN SERIOUSLY GUYS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE DAY THAT THEY RELEASED THEM
DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND
THEY ARE ONE WITH THE GODS
Title: First Aid Pairing: Chris Evans x Ellie Spencer-Evans Rating: NC-17 Warnings: semi-graphic sex
Ellie was in the kitchen of their LA house when she heard Chris swearing downstairs. Curious, she dried her hands on a towel and then made her way to the basement.
“What’s going on -” her voice trailed off when she saw their kitten, Mickey, sitting on the back of the couch, using a shredded Patriots jersey as a blanket. The kitten hissed at Chris when he tried to grab the jersey and took a swipe at his hands, his claws connecting with the skin of Chris’s hand.
Lay Your Hands On My Soul Tonight is also hot and also not exclusively Brallon. In this one, Brendon gets some soap from Pete which gives off this scent that makes all of Brendon’s bandmates want to fuck him like an animal.. so that’s what happens. Brendon/Dallon, Brendon/Ian, Brendon/Spencer, Brendon/Dallon/Ian/Spencer. NC-17 ofc.
You And Me Against The Wall is a hot little oneshot where Dallon fucks Brendon up against a wall and it’s gR88888. NC-17. (I’m sorry if you didn’t want smut but almost all the non-au/real life ones are smutty.)
Dallon’s First Orgy is…. I don’t even know what to say about this lol. Dallon/Brendon/Ian/Spencer with voyeur Zack, set on the night Brendon stripped down to his underwear at Summerfest 11′. The four of them have an orgy (foursome?) in Dallon’s hotel room and Zack takes pictures. It’s… yeah. It’s weird… yet hot the way it’s written? I don’t even know. NC-17.
You Do This All The Time is honestly one of my favorite Brallon fics, it’s so hot haha. Brendon pops a boner on stage and he’s still hard and horny afterwards on the bus and basically annoys Dallon into fucking him lol. He’s being so obnoxious and Spencer’s like ‘please just fuck him.’ You’ll see what I mean if you read it. NC-17
Pinecones is hot, BDSM (Brendon as the Dom in this case), sounding fun. If you don’t know what sounding is.. you probably don’t want to. Then again, it’s really hot in this fic. NC-17
After rejecting the advances of a stranger, Kirk returns to his and
Spock’s hotel room and during the night somehow is made to erroneously
believe that he and Spock are lovers. Originally published in 1997 in
the print fanzine First Time #46.