speed and strength

anonymous asked:

I want to throw a rock at Pucci's amazing ass, to see if it will bounce back with 10 times the speed and strength, killing me instantly.

go right ahead my guy, only gravity could stop you

anonymous asked:

I want to throw a rock at Pucci's amazing ass, to see if it will bounce back with 10 times the speed and strength, killing me instantly.

Anon I’m sorry but I can’t let you do that…

…alone cause I’m gonna be right next to you attempting to do the exact same thing. Heck let’s make this a game - first one to accomplish hitting his ass with the rock hard enough to cause it to ricochet is the winner let’s do this >:3

Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it’s because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with.

Husband had a Miraculous head canon. Marinette and Adrien just effing up in sports and physical activities because they keep over estimating their strength, speed and agility. Because they forget that their limits are increased by their superpowers.

So they’ll try and lift things they totally shouldn’t. Underestimate how long it takes them to get places. 

Adrien doesn’t fare as badly since he does have physical hobbies like fencing to remind him of his ordinary limits.

Marinette just ends up reaffirming what a clutz she is to the rest of the class.

I was at a con recently. And while looking at some of the art, I made a comment to a guy who had a collection of cat avengers prints that he was missing the best avenger. So he goes, ‘oh and who is that’ and I just kinda look sideways at him and say 'hawkeye, the only one you don’t have’. To wich he of course smirks and says 'is he really the best or is it just cause of jeremy renner?’

First of all… Jeremy Renner is a gorgeous human being and he is more than enough reason for Hawkeye to be awesome, so why the hell you got that smug look on your face like I’m just some random ass fangirl who don’t know shit about comics. I was fuckin dressed like Captain Marvel, 100% comic accurate costume thank you very much.

So my dad starts laughing cause he can see I got my 'fight me’ face on. And I proceed to list each and every reason why I have loved Hawkeye since waaaaay before the movies and why he gets even better with new movies and comics.

NUMBER ONE, he is the only fully human Avenger in every single story line.

To which of course I get 'well what about Black Widow’ well sir you must not know your comics very well because in the Earth-616 universe she has the Red Room version of the super soldier serum which gives her enhanced physical abilities as well as a very long lifespan.

Then comes the 'well Scott Lang is human’ well yeah but he’s got a mother FuCkiNG SUPER SUIT. What does Hawkeye have? Spandex or leather, not quite the same thing. And you take away that super suit, is Scott still a super hero? No he is in jail for being a thief. You take away Hawkeye ’ super sui… oh wait that’s right HE DON’T GOT ONE.

'But what about Black Panther he is human right?’ Do you know anything about comics dude? The dude eats a magical plant and is gifted his powers by the Wakandan Panther God and has enhanced speed, strength, agility, healing, reflexes, stamina, etc. NOT FULLY HUMAN he also is proclaimed King of the Dead and is granted the power and knowledge of past Black Panthers and gains the ability to control the dead… so awesome but still not human.

Hawkeye is 100% human 100% of the time (except a very brief moment when he borrowed pym particles just to help out on a mission) and still manages to keep up with super humans, gods and guys with fancy super suits.

NUMBER TWO, he is deaf, canononically.

'Well Daredevil is blind’ his accident enhanced his other senses… and not an Avenger… so your argument is not even relevant.

NUMBER THREE, he shoots a bow, usually a recurve, in battle with people that have magic and laser guns and other shit and he can shoot it with out even looking!

'But he has trick arrows’ wich are guaranteed to be weighted terribly and that weight changes depending on which arrow it is. So he not only has to compensate for the strange weight but he has to do it on the fly in the heat of battle for each individual arrow. Not to mention when he shoots multiple at once.

And come on, have you ever tried to shoot a bow and arrow, it’s not easy. It takes a lot of practice patients and skill. Especially to get as good as him.

NUMBER FOUR, I mean have you read the guys backstory? If you looked up tragic backstory in the dictionary, you would see a picture of Clint Barton. He was orphaned after his abusive father got into a car accident that killed his mother as well. Was sent to a children’s home, ran away to the circus, was trained by Swordsman and Trickshot who were not the best mentors, was betrayed and abandoned by Swordsman and his brother and left for dead, ended up severely injuring his brother, had to leave Trickshot, when he tried to do the hero thing he was mistaken for a criminal, was manipulated into trying to kill Iron Man, kept falling in love with women who didn’t love him back, left the Avengers at one point believing he was unwanted, was passed over because he was not super human, watched his brother die, was forced to leave the Avengers, had a bounty put on his right arm, lost former mentor Trickshot to cancer, split with his wife then watched her die saving him, sacrificed himself and came back, was almost assasinated, went to prison so the rest of his team could go free, was shot and conducted a suicide mission that saved the planet but killed him, lost his memory, was vanished into nothingness, doubted he was himself or even alive, faked his death, and that’s just the short list.

NUMBER FIVE, he ran the West Coast branch of the Avengers, as well as other treams.

NUMBER SIX, he took on the mantle of Captain America for a short time.

NUMBER SEVEN, Caw Caw Mother Fucker.

So yeah, suffice to say that I left the guy speechless surounded by his friends who were nodding along and adding in their own bits of info and laughing hysterically at him. I turned to walk away after that mic drop and heard him mumble, 'well I guess I’m making a cat hawkeye’

The sign’s superpowers

Aries: Strength and speed

Taurus: Immortality

Gemini: Mimicry

Cancer: Time travel

Leo: Pyrokinesis

Virgo: Telepathy

Libra: Mental manipulation

Scorpio: Control of the mind

Sagittarius: Clairvoyance

Capricorn: Manipulation of fear

Aquarius: Levitation 

Pisces: Healing power

Can crewniverse explain why Steven, a human/gem hybrid, has more powers and abilities than Garnet, the fusion of 2 completely different gems?

So far Steven has the ability to:
Float
Control his descent speed
Use super strength
Use super speed
Shapeshift
Heal others with his saliva, including corrupted gems somewhat
Give life to plants
Form a bubble shield
Summon a weapon from his gem
Go into people’s dreams
Takeover people’s bodies

Like please nerf him Becky he’s too op

Charlotte restored my faith in the Beserker class as a whole. In every other Fire Emblem I have played the berserkers have always been really mediocre, Ross, Boyd and Vaike always fail to secure kills, or have bad stats, or miss at crucial times, Charlotte however always works great for me. She has a ridiculous crit rate and huge speed, skill and strength securing so many kills. She also breaks the stereotype of the stupid warrior, as she is remarkably clever and insightful, she has become my absolute favourite Fates character.

senior syndrome

pairing: marcus flint x oliver wood

setting: modern, non-magical, college vampire au

word count: 3,131 

written for: HAPPY BIRTHDAY @bunimalsfiberdolls !!!!!!! 

notes: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Marcus wakes up thirsty.

He blinks, scrubbing at the corners of his eyes. There’s a suspiciously crusty stain on the inside of his bedspread; it isn’t white, but it’s not not white, either. He doesn’t know which pledge had laundry duty last week, but he thinks it was probably Goyle. Goyle always forgets to add detergent. Possibly, Goyle isn’t actually aware he’s supposed to add detergent.

Whatever.

Marcus rolls over. His tongue is sticking to the roof of his mouth, and his throat feels dry and rough and a little like he might’ve accidentally gargled paint thinner. A strange burning sensation is piercing his gut; if he concentrates, he can almost trace it back to a gently pulsating spot between his tonsils.  

Swallowing hurts.  

Swallowing hurts a lot.  

He vows not to try that again, and then idly wonders if he’s getting sick. That would suck. Hooch is picking captains at the end of the week, and Marcus would really enjoy stripping that fuzzy felt “C” off Wood’s jersey. Especially now. Especially after three months of silence and stupid passive aggressive Snap stories featuring way too many fishing boats. And lakes. And sad, ugly, shirtless Canadian bros who definitely didn’t need to, like, molest Wood so thoroughly.  

Jesus.  

Marcus’s stomach rumbles.

He instinctively swipes at his teeth with the tip of his tongue.

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Vampire Fic Snippet #3

(And the last one before the fic is posted!!!!!!!!! yay, sorry this is taking ages)

As always, I want to note that this is from the draft of the fic, so some things may be changed for the final version.

Warning: Mentions of vampire biting and so on, but still nothing graphic.

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Once More, With Feeling

Summary: You’re essentially Buffy Summers, a young girl fighting vampires and other supernatural beings. You’re dragged out to a club on your night off by your friend, Margaret, when you run into two vampires. 

Warnings: Vampire!Bucky, teasing, vampire kink (is that a thing?)

A/N: Inspired by the Sims 4 Vampire expansion pack where I made myself a Bucky Barnes vampire sim. Totes giving a shout out to @cryokinetic-cobain cause they’re awesome! Also the title is a reference to the Buffy the Vampire Slayer musical episode because it’s amazing.

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(~ my own shitty edit ~)


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// The Basics .

Full Name: Natalya Atsuko Polik
Nickname: Nat
Sex: Female
Age: 17
D.O.B: December, 23rd
Nationality: American
Race: Multiracial (Japanese, Caucasian, Afro-American)
Height: 5’11
Weight: 117 lbs
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair: Ginger
Sexuality: Panromantic Asexual
Relationship Status: Single
Siblings: 3
Social Class: Upper
Zodiac: Capricorn
Tattoos/Scars: Yes/Yes
Favorite Color: Blue-Black
Clothing Style: Genderfluid
Abilities: Telekenesis, Superhuman Speed and Strength 
Hobbies/Skills: Ballet, Marksmanship, Martial Arts, Badminton, Ice Skating, Horseback Riding, Mountain Climbing, Scuba Diving, Computer Hacking, Street Drift Racing, Collecting (Comics and Stickers), Gaming, Piano, Guitar, Dancing, Reading
Favorite Food: Meat
Bad Habits: Potty Mouth, Chewing Gum, Burping
Role Model: Granger Polik

T’Challa’s Abilities

Just a few things he can do, nothing much really. A pretty lowkey king.

  • Super-Genius Intelligence: 
    • Polymath genius
    • Eidetic memory
    • One of the 8 smartest people on Earth
    • Has a PhD in physics from Oxford University (possibly more)
    • Combined alchemy w/ science to create a new scientific field called Shadow Physics
      • allows him to track vibranium on a quantum level, craft weapons that are effective against vibranium
      • created a teleportation device which at the time ripped apart anyone using it w/ great healing ability
  • Master Martial Artist: 
    • Master of all martial arts including African an unknown forms
    • Master of stealth, disguise, etc.
    • Considered one of the best martial artists to have ever walked the Earth
  • Weapons Master: 
    •  Has mastered all known weapons
  • Master Acrobat: 
    • Rigorously trained gymnast and acrobat
  • Expert Marksman: 
    • Master marksman adept with hunting knives, firearms, and other projectile weaponry
  • Master Tactician: 
    • Genius tactician, strategist, and leader who is practically peerless 
    • Was taught tactics and strategies in his youth by his father who encouraged him to always think two steps ahead of his enemies and three steps ahead of his friends
    • Able to out think and out maneuver individuals such as Tony Stark, and other geniuses
  • Expert Tracker & Hunter: 
    • Even without his superhuman senses, he is a master tracker and hunter. Can pick up a prey’s scent and memorize tens of thousands of individual ones.
  • Multilingual:
    • Can fluently speak his native language, English, and other various languages.
  • Master Inventor: 
    • Can invent various devices with special properties when needed
    • Can duplicate practically any other technology after learning how they work or by glancing at the designs
  • Superhuman Strength:
    • Demonstrated exceptional feats of strength like wrestling down a Rhino and breaking its neck, knocking out a Polar Bear, stopping a Elephant’s charge, sending Namor flying with a kick despite his opponent’s superhuman durability, destroying a water mill by bracing himself on the ground and flexing his muscles, even killing a T-Rex dinosaur while using a palm tree as a catapult while in a weakened state
    • Classed at the peak of human potential
    • Marvel handbooks class him strong enough to lift 800 lbs
    • Superhumanly acute senses (like heat vision), enhanced strength, speed, agility, stamina, durability, healing, and reflexes
  • Diplomatic Immunity
  • Insanely Rich
The Signs as both Gods and Daedra.

Aries - Talos/Malacath

Strong, powerful, natural leaders on the battlefield, yet aggressive and boastful. Damns the weak.

Taurus - Zenithar/Clavicus Vile

Competitive, diligent, committed, and efficient, yet has tunnel vision. Seeks to get what they desire before they help others. 

Gemini - Julianos/Mephala

Curious and complex, yet cryptic and manipulative. A sewer of discord.

Cancer - Mara/Molag Bal

Loving, quick to compassion and loyalty, yet selfish. Those they love are theirs alone. 

Leo - Akatosh/Sanguine

Larger than life, decisive, honorable, yet loves to revisit their darkest desires. Sensual to a fault. 

Virgo - Vivec/Jygalaag

Desires to master any challenge that comes their way, yet obsessive. Disorder is not tolerated.

Libra - Stendarr/Mehrunes Dagon

Value justice, graceful, and non-violent, yet retain selfishness and vanity. Driven by strong ambition and may seek revolution if they do not agree. 

Scorpio - Arkay/Nocturnal

Innovators, eager, inquisitive, yet prone to sting first before asking questions. Joy, yet sorrow. Vast wealth of secrets, and very obsessive. 

Ophiuchus - Kynareth/Boethiah

Unity, impulsiveness, clever, yet defiant of authority. Whispers deceit when it suits them, and may found unity on lies. 

Sagittarius - Sotha Sil/Hermaeus Mora

Wisdom, mental wealth, brave, yet may strive for too great a goal. The search of knowledge may consume them for eternity. 

Capricorn - Kynareth/Hircine

Nature, the natural order, patient, yet arrogant. Sometimes cannot see beyond strength, speed, or cunning. 

Aquarius - Dibella/Meridia

Sincerity, love for humanity, determined, yet their understanding may cloud their reality. Hope for tomorrow that may be seen as heresy.

Pisces - Almalexia/Sheogorath

Selfless, faithful and intuitive. Their intentions may be lost in translation, or come about in very cryptic way. What you behold may not always be reality. 

Who Should You Fight: KBTBB Edition

Eisuke Ichinomiya: It depends on the situation. He has a lot of resources to take you out, but if it’s just hand-to-hand combat? You might be able to win. He’d probably break a nail or something. Only fight Eisuke in certain scenarios.

Soryu Oh: What the fuck dude. He’s a mobster, he can wipe you off the face of the Earth. Not only does he always have a gun on him, but have you seen how hard and high he can kick? Do not fight Soryu.

Mitsunari Baba: Baba’s definitely more of a guy to slip away from a confrontation if it might lead to an actual fight, so he probably doesn’t have a ton of experience. He’s also got a thing about not hurting girls, so he wouldn’t fight back much. You can fight Baba.

Ota Kisaki: He’s a pretty boy and super thin, you can take him. Plus he’s always treating you like a dog, so you’re bound to snap sometime. He’s more about speed than strength anyway. Fight Ota.

Mamoru Kishi: Don’t let his slacker attitude fool you, this guy is a beast when it comes down to the wire. He fought a ton of cult members that held you hostage with like a stick, the dude can go rogue. Plus he’s a cop, he’s fought plenty of times. Don’t fight Mamoru. 

Luke Foster: I guess you could fight him, but why would you want to? He is a confused space cadet that loves kitties. Yeah he’s hella strong when he’s all post-surgery tired, but 90% of the time he’s chill. If you go for it, you’ll have Eisuke and Soryu coming after you too. I don’t advise fighting Luke.

Rhion Hatter: What is wrong with you? He is so Pure™  and innocent and small. Does not have a bad bone in his body. If you feel the urge to fight him, look at your life choices. Why 

Shuichi Hishikura: Dude’s smart and cunning, but looks can be deceiving. He’s stronger than he looks. Being best friends with Hikaru for so long means he’s picked up quite a few moves along the way. It would be a close fight and I think he could likely win. You probably should’t fight Shuichi.

Hikaru Aihara: He’s a former assassin, this is a terrible idea. Don’t let his youthful look glaze over the fact that the man is capable of killing anyone in his path. Plus he’s young so he’s got a lot of stamina. It’s your funeral if you fight him lmao

infinite-scratch  asked:

Ok here's one. Samurai Jack vs Mugen from Samurai Champloo

Samurai Jack

Originally posted by windwaver

vs 

Mugen

Originally posted by twotheleft

Now while Mugen is accomplished and incredibly skilled Fighter in a lot aspects and he does deserve the respect he gets

Originally posted by anima-posts

SAMURAI JACK IS THE FUCKIN BATMAN of Samurai! I mean he spent the Majority of his Life to face a MASSIVE OVERWHELMING DEMON

Originally posted by shiemi-li

He has shown to have SUPERHUMAN LEAPING ABILITY, Incredible speed, strength and is practically SuperHuman with some of his feats.

I love ya Mugen but while I love Samurai Jack even more this is based off of logic and observations. Jack takes the win here

Originally posted by diepusekatzen