Dear Anyone on here that works for Elcan,
I do not have the $2,000+ required to obtain one of your dual SpecterDR 1-4x optics. Would you be interested in purchasing a slightly tarnished human soul? I just so happen to have one to sell. If not, would you perhaps be interested in this contract giving you ownership over my first born child? If none of those work, I’m not gay, but I mean I’ll do some pretty gay shit if that’s what it takes to get my hands on one of these. #igmilitia #justsayinElcan #mybodytoobootylicious #holleratmeElcan #meloveyoulongtime #SpecterDR #fullfanboy

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