• Jack: If we're going to play poker, then we're going to need to stop cheating.
  • Race: I have no idea what you're talking about. The others might have, but I never cheat.
  • Henry: That's a lie and you know it, Race. Don't worry, Jack, you can trust me. I'm not a cheater like these scumbags.
  • Specs: I don't cheat, I'm just naturally this lucky.
  • Jack: Look...
  • Jack: I know that all of us are cheating because there's no way all of us got four aces.
  • David: I don't want to lie anymore.
  • Crutchie: Davey-
  • Romeo: Lie about what?
  • David: [sighs] It's Jack. I've been dating Jack.
  • Everyone: JACK??!!!!
  • Katherine: [leaps up] David's not the only one!
  • Race: [gasps] /You're/ dating Jack, too?
  • Katherine: What? No- I... [sighs] Sarah's always been my best friend, but now I love her.
  • Sarah: [leaps up and hugs Katherine]
  • Specs: Wait a minute... [counting on his fingers] David and Jack... Katherine and Sarah? You mean... I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH ROMEO A SECRET THIS WHOLE TIME FOR NOTHING???
  • Romeo: <3 <3 <3 Babe--
  • Race: [uncontrollably sobbing] I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
  • Jack: Wait, /you/ have a boyfriend?
  • Race: Yeah... Spot Conlon. From Brooklyn.
  • Crutchie: [throws hands up in the air] Now wait a gosh-darned second!!! Is there /anybody/ else who's going to come out?
  • [Silence]
  • Albert: [raises hand] I don't like anyone
Here are my headcanons about what the Newsies' favorite musicals would because I'm trash

Jack: West Side Story. He’s a romantic sap, to be honest, plus he loves the setting and the turf wars and stuff. He sees himself in Tony. He also really likes Rent.

Crutchie: He loves all those classic, black-and-white musical movies, like Singin’ In The Rain and White Christmas. Annie Get Your Gun and The Sound Of Music are favorites too. He likes anything that’s Golden Age with upbeat music and extravagant numbers.

Davey: He’s not a huge musical person (“It’s just not realistic for someone to randomly burst into song.” “Have you ever spent five minutes with Romeo? It’s very realistic.”), but Romeo (the resident theatre kid of the group) introduced him to Dear Evan Hansen, and Davey was shocked and touched to see anxiety portrayed so realistically, and instantly fell in love.

Katherine: Heathers. She can often be found belting out “Dead Girl Walking” in the shower, though no one needs to know that, in her opinion.

Race: In The Heights. I really don’t know why, I just feel like he’d really like it.

Spot: Like Davey, Spot’s not a huge musical person, but for some reason, he knows every word of Phantom Of The Opera??? But, if anyone asks why he knows this, they’ll get sucker punched, so it’s best to leave it unquestioned.

Romeo: Anything and everything. Asking him to choose a favorite is like asking him to choose a favorite child.

Specs: Sweeney Todd. No one expects him to like something that gory, yet, he adores it.