• Steve, Bucky, and Thor chilling after a battle, sharing some of Thor’s special brew because they’re the only ones who can handle it.
  • Thor setting the hammer on a table and grinning at Steve, Care for another try?
  • Steve shrugging good-naturedly and taking hold of the handle. Sure, why not.
  • Thor watching nervously while pretending not to be nervous.
  • Steve budging the hammer.
  • Thor LOLing.
  • It would seem that you are still simply unworthy, Captain.
  • Bucky snorting, tossing back the rest of his drink, and stepping up next to Steve. Are you kidding me? Move aside, Rogers.
  • Bucky grabbing the handle with his metal arm and pulling and pulling and glaring and looking to Steve.
  • Give me a hand.
  • That’s not how it works, Buck.
  • Just get over here, ya punk.
  • Steve grabbing hold just above Bucky’s clenched fist.
  • Thor LOLing in the background.
  • Bucky and Steve getting ready, Steve beginning with On the count of 3. 1, 2, 3–
  • And the hammer lifts off the table so easily that the two stumble back, shocked, hands still clasped one above the other.
  • Silence.
  • Bucky and Steve hold the hammer in the air and look at Thor in unison.
  • Thor stares wide-eyed.
  • Well, he begins after a few more moments, … if there are no pictures, it never happened.
  • Bucky yelling for Nat or Sam to get their butts in the room to take a photo before Thor can call the hammer back to him and growling Don’t let go Steve for fuck’s sake DON’T LET GO–

anonymous asked:

Hi, Olivia Ellis here from 'Magic Celebs Weekly' You two are quite the wizard of Celebrities so could I ask you a few questions? *raises quill* 1.) Draco, what conditioner do you use? 2.) Harry, could you possible leak some of Mrs. Weasley's recipes? 3.) What are your favourite positions in bed (NSFW)? 4.) Who are you wearing right now? Kalvin Kline? Dumbleclothes? And finally 5.) Who are your idols? Thanks boys!

Draco: Oh, I’ve been waiting for one of you to show up!

Harry: She seems decent, love, it’s alright.

Draco: Decent? She’s asking for our favourite positions in bed.

Harry: She’s also asking about your conditioner! Don’t you want to tell them about that special stuff you brew?

Draco: Yes… Well, the secret to it is– Wait, what am I doing? 

Harry: Revealing the secret ingredient in your conditioner.

Draco: *sneers* I’m not telling anybody that. It dies with me.

Harry: But, I mean– Like… you’ll tell me right?

Draco: Why one earth would you even want to know?! You don’t care about hair products. *pointedly eyes Harry’s untamed mane*

Harry: No, but… I’m your husband.

Draco: So?

Harry: So… you’ll tell me right?

Draco: No. 

Harry: Why not?!

Draco: Because it’s a secret!

Harry: *impatient huff*

Draco: Now tell them about one of Molly’s recipes.

Harry: *grumpily* I don’t ask for her recipes, I just eat her food.

Draco: *snorts* Lovely.

Harry: But I’ve seen the way she makes cocoa and it’s honestly the best cocoa I’ve ever had.

Draco: Go on then.

Harry: So she boils the cocoa and sugar in some water until it’s really thick and sort of…heavenly. And then she pours in the milk and adds a pinch of…wait for it– salt!

Draco: Well, fuck. Now I want cocoa.

Harry: I’ll make you some if you tell me the secret ingredient?

Draco: No.

Harry: Well, in that case… Favourite positions, hmm– Well, I love taking him from behind, I mean, it’s when I’ve got the best view, right?

Draco: *steadily turning pink in the face*

Harry: Although I also love it when I’m on top ‘cause let me tell you, his expressions as I fuck him are fantastic.

Draco: *pursed lips*

Harry: He’s told you he loves being bent over things. Well, he also loves being on top– and boy, can he ride my cock like a fucking pro–

Draco: *wild shrieking* Alright, enough! I’ll tell you the fucking ingredient later!

Harry: *smug* 

Draco: I hate you. *irascibly* And we’re not wearing brands right now, what the fuck? We’re at home and are bloody barefooted, can’t you fucking see.

Harry: Most of his suits are Armani, I think?

Draco: Well, their suits are fabulous.

Harry: And do we have idols? Do I have an idol?

Draco: I’m pretty sure you are one.

Harry: Ugh, Jesus.

Draco: I’m sure you’re secretly so flattered.

Harry: Ugh, fuck you.

Draco: In what position?

(❤️ to @o0o-chibaken-o0o for the recipe and the shared love of salt in cocoa, LOL)

Cafe AU

It’s cliche but just listen

Cinnamon roll Zane being the shy and extremely kind cashier who sells you your coffee and pastries and the like. He just wants to have his own business because he’s always been told he’s good at baking.

Cole is a tour guide for those to hike. He’s always the first one in, gets his morning coffee, wishes Zane a good day and goes on his morning run before his guide job begins.

Kai being one of those cooks at restaurants that cook in front of you. I’m talking the ones where they put on a show with juggling hot spatulas and send pillars of fire into the air with the oil. Kai gets his coffee right before the shift, because he works nights when the real parties are held all night.

Nya being a teacher for those who want to learn self-defense and the like. She teaches the older kids, then within her half am hour break she goes and gets pastries and maybe a drink to help her stay relaxed because she has to reach little kids after that. She needs to mentally prepare for that.

Lloyd being the rich boy in town. He always gets what he wants basically. But the thing is… Lloyd really doesn’t want anything expensive. He doesn’t need a fancy car or something to make him happy. He’s fine with the simpler things. He stops into the shop every now and again to get a special brew from Zane and to have a small chat.

Jay being a… well…. nobody really knows. He’s never in the coffee shop for more than 20 seconds. He runs in, orders, and as soon as Zane hands him his coffee he’s just GONE. He zips in and out, leaving almost no time to talk. Zane makes it a mental note to try and find out eventually what he does.

mochiiswan  asked:

request: what if gaston and the reader are in love (but not a couple) but had to move to paris because of something? and they're like 14 and 15 so they're young and in love. so they make a promise to come back to each other in a few years. gaston goes to war and the reader goes to paris with her family - then seven years later she comes back to see if gaston is back and yep, he is!! fluff!! like, he was in love with belle (while the reader was gone) but completely forgot when you came back.

omg this is so cliche but i loVE IT ANYWAY OKAY LET’S GET THIS THING GOING

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“Promise me you’ll come back in one piece?” 

Gaston chuckled. “That I’m afraid, I cannot do.” Kissing your knuckles, the teen smiled sadly. “However, I shall try my best to do so, should you promise me one thing in return.” 

“And that is?” You inquire of your admirer, raising a brow. 

“Wait for me,” Gaston responded, keeping your hands in his as he looked into your eyes. “If you could do just this one thing, wait for me, I should be a happy man going to war.” 

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tygermama  asked:

headcanon - Obi Wan does love tea, he also loves mugs with silly pictures and tea infusers in weird shapes, they're gag gifts but he treasures them (I remember a fic where Anakin got him a mug that said 'Galaxy's Okayest Pilot')

If by “tea” you mean “whiskey with a dash of tea for flavor,” then yes, this is completely true.

Of course, one of the hazards of being known for a love of tea is that everyone who needs to get you a present and has no real ideas always gets you a mug. Obi-Wan has a lot of mugs. He’s too conscientious to ever give any away.

He only ever uses one of them, though. It’s white, or was - the inside is thoroughly tea-stained now. There’s a picture on the side of something that’s probably supposed to be a podracer, though it looks like the person who drew it had likely had a few too many cups of “tea” themself. Scrawled across the mug are the words “I feel the need for speed.”

Everyone who sees it assumes that it must have been a present from Anakin, but in fact it was a gift from Dex. (The story goes something like this. Anakin used to sneak out to race. Obi-Wan never did manage to learn why. But once Anakin was gone for a bit too long, and Obi-Wan realized his padawan was missing and got a bit frantic. Finally he called up Dex, on the grounds that Dex knows something about pretty much everything and if you have a missing person, Dex is always a good place to start. Turned out Dex knew exactly where Anakin was, and what he was up to. This did not make Obi-Wan any less frantic. Dex had to talk him through the race. A liberal serving of Dex’s special brew helped. Three days later, Obi-Wan had very little memory of what exactly happened, Anakin was amazed that he still hadn’t really been punished, and a new mug had appeared in their kitchen.)

Fic: An heni a vez e grass ar merc’hed 3/?

Taking a leap here.  WWII AU, PG-13, wartime trauma and injuries, mentions of Nazis.  French puns.  Names changed to reflect the time and place.  The Syndicate are Nazi-adjacent but working for a different new world order.
Title is from a Breton proverb, but I just used the part that means “he who has the grace of women”.

Part One | Part Two 

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The Months as Witches: March

The magic surrounding nature is the focus of March’s craft. She uses a variety of herbs and plants in different potions and brews. March specializes in understanding the different powers various plants possess and how to use them accordingly. Lastly, the magic of March greatly centers on the healing magic of all things nature, both physically and spiritually.

(inspired by droo216′s if the months had faces edits)

Kyle Spencer (requested)

HIii, so I know I’ve been really inactive lately, but I am still alive! This lovely person requested a Kyle Spencer imagine and I am here to fulfill your fangirl needs!

Also it was not specified, but i was feeling the fem! reader!

(a lil triggering for rape:: hope you enjoy!


“Come one, Y/N! We– well you haven’t gone to a party in ages and everyone misses you!” Your boyfriend Kyle nagged to you as you combed through your hair. 

You had just gotten out of the shower after a long shift at work, and when you came back, your boyfriend was instantly on you that there was a party going on in three hours that was going to be “the best one yet”. Like they always claimed. But you were tired of parties, because it was dangerous there for any vulnerable person, because anyone could slip you drugs or force you to snort cocaine. Parties were all about peer pressure. And you just wanted to cuddle and watch Disney movies.

You shook your head and slipped your robe off, revealing your undergarments before you walked to your closet. “Kyle I don’t have anything to wear.”  

It was a lie, just recently you had went shopping and you had tons of new outfits to flaunt, but you just didn’t want to go. 

Kyle made a noise and walked over to your side, placing one hand on his hip and the other on your shoulder. “Baby, you have tons of clothes! I mean, look, this is new! Huh? I’ve never seen you wear this before. And it’s super sexy. I know how you’re all about body confidence.” 

You looked at the berry colored lace romper, with the plunging neckline and the exposed back. It was very sexy. So sexy that it had been sitting in your closet for a while now, since you never knew the proper time to wear it. Then you thought about it. If Kyle was suggesting you wearing it, he must have been okay with it, and you had one talent. Saying no.You were sure that you were able to turn down drinks from strangers and stray from the cocaine fanatics. Then your eyes came up to Kyles face and you sighed. It seemed the battle was won. You were going.You had lost this round. Kyle’s adorable begging face was the last and winning bullet.

Kyle sensed the change in your demeanor and let out a happy laugh, putting the hanger on the bed before coming and lifting you up. “Thank you, honey sweetie pie sugar. You know I hate walking into parties alone, I love you.” 

You tried but failed to hold back a grin as Kyle peppered kisses on your face and neck, and when he started to stay on the curve of your neck too long you giggled and pushed his chest. “I can’t wear the romper if you give me a hickey, sugar baby sweetie toots.” 

Kyle grinned and kissed you sweetly on the mouth. “I love you, Y/N.”

“I love you too, Kyle.” You gave him one last peck before he let you down. “Now give me an hour and a half to get ready.” 

Kyle groaned playfully before nodding and then throwing himself on your bed. “You do you, baby. I love you with and without makeup. Do your thing, my sweet.” 

You grinned and walked over to your vanity as Kyle closed his eyes and laid back. 


Three hours later you and Kyle were driving over to some unknown house and you were both in comfortable silence. You knew that music would be blasting like crazy at the party and you were glad to have even a moment of silence before your ears were ringing from the chaos. You smiled and rested your head on Kyle’s shoulder, as his hand slipped over onto your thigh. 

“You’ll protect me right Kyle?” You asked, your hand snaking onto your thigh before you started to play with his fingers.

“From what, baby doll?” He asked, turning his blinker to go right on. 

“From bug eyed cocaine addicts and horny single maniacs? You know, the people that make parties an unsafe place?” You intertwined your fingers with his and he squeezed your hand lightly as his thumb began to rub on your knuckles. 

“I’ll always protect you, Y/N. There’s always a danger anywhere we go, and I swear I’ll always protect you. No matter the situation; because you matter more to me than anything.”

You lifted your head off of his shoulder and gave him a kiss on his jaw, which he caved into, turning his head for a quick peck on the lips. When he turned back to the road he slowed down before parking behind a long line of cars. You quickly unlatched your seat belt, the music already pulsing through the seats of the car and climbed on top of Kyle’s lap.

“Listen Kyle. You’re so fucking sweet and I love you so much.” You said quickly, grabbing onto Kyle’s surprised face. 

He grinned and looked into your eyes, before his forced his head forward and you ducked your head to meet in a passionate kiss. Kyle’s hands landed on your hips and his fingers dug into the lacy material, before he pulled back, panting. 

“Okay, sexy baby doll, we gotta go before you get me hard. That outfits already got me all bothered.” Kyle’s eyes drifted to your exposed chest and he shifted uncomfortably. 

You giggled and opened the door, about to get out before Kyle pulled you back harshly. “And I love you too, Y/N.” 

When you were both heading to the entrance of the grand house you were slowly starting to regret your decision. There were loads of people so that even the lawn was full of drunken college kids, all laughing and throwing up and then passing out in that exact order. Paranoia was starting to bubble up. What if you drank so much you did something stupid and ended up going viral online? What if someone forced you to get high with them? To do heroine? To have a threesome? You were terrified. You hadn’t been to a party in ages, and it was like this was your first all over again. 

“Baby, smile a little bit. Remember me? Yeah? Kyle, sworn protector and the best boyfriend ever?” You looked from the entrance of the house to see that Kyle was facing you with a small worried smile on his face. 

“Yeah, no okay. Sorry babe, I was just-” 

“Worrying about bug eyed cocaine addicts and horny single maniacs. We can leave if you want, alright sugar bunny cutie?” 

You instantly shook your head, knowing that Kyle would be sad if he missed anything or if any of his friends and frat brothers got hurt. You forced on a smile and tugged at your curled hair. “It’s fine, bunny cutie sugar, let’s just have some fun.” 

Kyle grinned and grabbed your hand before starting to search for a familiar face.You spotted some people from your college and turned quickly before they could see you and kept yourself glued to Kyle until you two reached the kitchen of the grand home, where Kyle let out a holler and tugged himself out of your grip. You looked to see a group of Kyle’s frat brothers, who were all dressed the same, with frat t-shirts with popped collars and khakis. Kyle was wearing the same but you had convinced him that the popped collar was not in, and never would be. 

“Kyle, my man!” Steven Kurt yelled out, lifting his beer in the air and enveloping Kyle into a bro hug. “Just the man I wanted to see! Hey bro, you got any weed?” 

You stiffened as the question hit the air and Kyle coughed loudly before shaking his head. “Na, man. I brought Y/N around, man. You know she doesn’t like for me to sell anymore.” 

Steven and the gang all turned to you as you stood there with your back straight and a fake smile plastered on. Eyes were instantly raking your body up and down and all around as Kyle grabbed two beers from the fridge. 

When Steven was done eyeing you, he smiled and shook his head at Kyle’s hands, before grabbing a red solo cup that they had all been shrouding over, speed walking over to you so he reached you before Kyle. 

“Y/N, a special brew for a special lady.” He bowed slightly, staring you in the eyes all the while, a smirk on his face. 

You grabbed the cup reluctantly so you would not seem rude. Some part of you was hesitant because you didn’t know Steven all that well, but the other part of you that flashed pictures of Kyle’s face when he was begging you to come filled with disappointment made you shrug your shoulders. Steven was Kyle’s friend, and from what you knew pretty cool and he didn’t seem like the type of person to do anything bad.

You brought the cup to your lips and took a large gulp, causing the group of frats to cheer right before Kyle walked over with a worried look and the two beers. 

“What was in that, man?” Kyle yelled to Steven over the yells as you let out a whoop and shook your head from the horrible taste.

Steven shook his head and looked over to Kyle with a smirk as the boys crowded around you, guiding you to the dance floor. “Nothing man, just bourbon and coke.” 

Steven tried to follow but Kyle yanked at his arm. “No, what the fuck man, I know all about your ‘special brews’ and that’s my girlfriend asshole! What was in there?”

“Chill, man!” Steven shoved Kyle off of him and into the island before smirking even more. “You once said what’s yours is ours, right?” And then he sauntered out, leaving Kyle speechless and horrified. 

Half an hour later you were on the dance floor, feeling slightly dizzier than what a half cup of bourbon and coke should have made you feel. Multiple times when you went to the bathroom Kyle had walked over and insisted that you leave the party with him, but you always pushed him away, arguing that he was the reason you were there in the first place. “Lighten up!” You had yelled at him as you sat on the toilet and he sat facing the inside of the shower. “I’m not even drinking a lot, Kyle. I don’t want to get too drunk. Let me have some fun, please honey pot?” 

You eventually left him without an answer. 

But halfway through an incredibly bass-y song you were starting to sweat and lose focus of your eyesight, and you could feel bile swimming up your throat. You stumbled through the crowd, pushing with haste at a familiar boy with curly blond hair who caught you when you almost fell, running to the bathroom. You fell through a white door and fell onto a carpeted floor, throwing up your dinner and a brown substance. You fell to the side of it, as you felt footsteps coming nearer. You slowly regained your vision but your limbs were feeling incredibly numb.

“Aw, fuck Ross, she threw the shit up, what the fuck! You said it would work!” A voice that seemed far away as you tried to move. There was a loud thump and you felt body heat next to you on your vomit. 

“Ew! The fuck, man! It’s a different kind of shit, dick wad! It should still do the trick.”

“Well it better fucking work because I had to knock the shit out of Kyle so he would leave us for a few. He’ll be back, though, I promise. Now go and guard the door. I got a lot for this bitch, walking in wearing that damn outfit knowing that it would make someone horny. She was begging for this to happen.” 

You slowly started to come to your senses, and you tried your best to move, but your body seemed out of your control except for your fingers. There was shuffling and you opened your eyes, just as arms wrapped around you and placed you on something that your body sunk into. A bed that wasn’t yours, with a face above you that was not your boyfriends, slowly tugging at the hem of your romper.

“What the fuck? How do you take this shit off?” Steven, you recognized, was starting to get agitated as he began roughly tugging at the bottom of your romper, and you whimpered as the lace rubbed harshly on your skin as your shoulders began to gain feeling again.

“Steven,” You groaned out as the lace started to scratch too harshly at your skin, making you whimper in pain.

The tall brunette stopped tugging at your romper and shuddered in pleasure and ground his hips into yours, causing tears to prick your eyes. “Fuck, say my name again.” 

“Steven please stop!” You raised your voice the best you could, tears pricking your eyes. 

Steven stopped and growled, suddenly flipping you onto your back, where the button and zipper to your romper were. He started to work on them, ignoring the loud pounds on the wall that had started up. “Don’t cry, Y/N. I know you’ve wanted this for a long time. I see the way you laugh at my jokes, touch my arm, and look me up and down. You want me.” 

Tears began to run down your face at the horrible experience that you were about to go through, hoping that the feeling wouldn’t return to your bottom half. Then suddenly his fingers stopped and there was the sound of another zipper as he started to yank the shoulders of your romper down with one hand.

“HELP!” You gained the courage and energy suddenly, just as the door of the room was thrown open and Steven was suddenly fell to the floor suddenly from the force of you pushing up and the shock of the door banging open. 

He lay on the ground, dick out, just as a blond guy you recognized as Kyle, your boyfriend, ran forward and kicked him square in the side of the face. He yelled something you didn’t quite catch as you fell to the floor as well, your romper halfway down without a care, only the thought of escape on your mind. You dragged yourself with your arms as feeling regained to your thighs.

“What’s mine is mine, Steven. You sick ass bastard.” 

You glanced back quickly, sobs escaping your body, to see that Steven was knocked out cold, and Kyle was advancing at you quickly. You started to hyperventilate slightly, your breathing increasing as you tried to move your knees to get away quickly. 

“Baby, Y/N, it’s me.” Kyle sobbed out, placing his hand on your bare back. 

The touch made you cry harder as you let yourself fall back on the ground to escape his hands. There were loud sobs behind you as you silently cried into the carpet, letting your mouth open in a silent scream. “Y/N please, I’m so sorry I let him touch you. Baby, please it’s me Kyle.” 

The touch returned, this time warmer and calming, and you still sobbed, but did nothing when the fingers traveled to re-button and adjust your romper and close it up. 

The next parts were a blur, and you let yourself black out slightly, and the next thing you knew you were sober, dressed in night wear, and in your bed. You were still crying, but Kyle was sitting at the edge of your bed, scared to touch you, with his own tears climbing down his cheeks.

“K-kyle?” You asked, not meaning for the sobs to start back up. Kyle closed his eyes in pain as he saw the bruises lacing your thighs and the red marks on your shoulders. You hand’t even felt the squeezes that he had been doing on your legs. “Kyle, please just come hug me. I need a hug, bottle baby, please.” 

Kyle cried harder and crawled over to you, gently pulling you into his arms, placing kisses on your head softly. “I’m here, baby. Always, honey sugar. I love you, Y/N. I’m your protector, remember?” 


Sorry it’s a bit rushed at the end.

Thanks for the request @thoughtfullyyoungduck !! Hope you enjoy!

Borderlands 2 Drinking Headcannons

The Commando gets really flirty. Starts hitting on everyone. It’s all slurred, but he basically compliments everyone’s butts. He slaps everyone on the back and puts an arm around them. Starts singing along to whatever song is on the jukebox. 

The Siren starts giggling uncontrollably. She tells terrible jokes and laughs before she can even tell the punchline. She’s never drank much, and if she has she’s preferred more refined tastes, like wine or brandy. But give her a pint of Moxxi’s special brew and she’ll become a giggling mess.

He gets naked. It’s inevitable. First comes off the shirt. Then the shoes. Then the pants. And then before you know it, he’s helicoptering whilst chugging down a pint of booze in each hand. Salvador’s got good endurance though. He can drink anyone under the table. Anyone. Axton tried to beat him at shots. They carried him back to HQ unconscious with Salvador cackling.

Not much changes. The Psycho still screams and cries randomly. Incoherent phrases about. It’s hard to tell if the alcohol affects him at all. But behind the erratic shell, the voice within his mind recalls of a time like this. The bitter taste. The fizzy liquid. The sounds of laughter and upbeat music. There’s…something. A recollection of time long past. How long? He doesn’t know. But he just ends up screaming about nuclear jellybeans or something. 

She gets super emotional and clingy. She hugs all of her friends and starts talking about how she loves each and every one of them. She’s a major lightweight when it comes to drinking. It takes at least a single pint to get her to pass out.

No one quite knows how the assassin does it, but somehow he manages to drink. The team have watched him, waiting for something to happen, but he just kind of sits there and speaks in haiku. When they turn away for even a second, bam. An empty glass and a slightly tipsy assassin swaying from side to side, ever so slightly. Salvador swears he saw him open a mouth or a slot or something.

Oneshot: 38 Weeks and One Day

An SQ oneshot with added Evil Charming Brotp and Regal Believer feels. Diverges from canon as it assumes Emma and Regina were together back in Season One. Whilst Emma and Snow are trapped in the Enchanted Forest, David accidentally discovers something important, something that could bring his family back together. (Can’t give too much away without spoiling the story)

Apologies for any mistakes. I don’t own Once or any of its characters. Hope you all enjoy :)


Week Eight

It’s taking too long.

That’s his first thought every morning when he wakes up. He lays in the bed he should be sharing with his wife, in the apartment where his daughter should be and laments how long it is taking to get them back.

He rolls over and looks at the calendar. It’s been two months since Emma and Snow fell through that portal and yet they’re still no closer to an answer. They spent weeks chasing the hat only for Spencer to burn it in vengeance. Since then they’ve been glued to books and spells hoping against hope that something would work.

Nothing has and so they’re lost in limbo.

Him, Regina and Henry.

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inyourdisneydreams  asked:

44, 48, and 34 for Ford?

34- Thoughts on privacy? 

I generally would consider Ford a pretty private person. I mean after all, he did build his house in the middle of the woods at the far edge of town! I don’t really have too many mind-blowingly important thoughts on this topic, haha.

44- Religion?

I’m fairly certain my HC for this pretty much follows what canon insinuates…?

But both Pines boys were definitely raised Jewish, and brought up within those religious customs. We know Stan had his bar mitzvah from the journal, so I’m certain we can assume Ford had one too. Probably had it at the same time. I HC that Ford never believed very strongly about the idea of a god as a kid one way or another, though. He just… felt he had better things to focus his time to. He went through with his bar mitzvah and the practice and service and effort required to take part in that more out of a sense of duty to his parents than any sort of personal convictions. 

While Ford was in college, he almost never went to synagogue, except for perhaps on a few major holidays because his mother called and asked him to, for her. (And maybe the one spring break he went home with Fiddleford he tagged along with his family to the local Catholic church or something.)

The closest he’s gotten to full-on, devotional worship was with Bill Cipher.

But of course, that’s a time of his life he’d love to forget. His experience with Bill Cipher essentially shattered his ability to trust in the concept of a god at all. In the multiverse he saw the same thing over and over again… powerful creatures that masqueraded as a deity to the lower lifeforms, in order to get some benefit out of them. It’s exactly what happened to him.

(Although he does have to admit, there is something about that “Axolotl” figure he keeps hearing about throughout a large portion of dimensions he’s been in that he can’t quite explain…)

48- How do they express love?

Ford expresses love in action and indirect words more often than in “I love you’s.”

His love and care for the kids shows in his encouragements, in his hugs and hair ruffles, and in his broader interactions. It shows in his day-long DD&MD marathons with Dipper, and his genuine excitement when Mabel gives him a brand new handmade sweater to try on. I’d like to believe Stan’s affectionate nicknames for the younger twins rubs off on Ford over time, and pretty soon he’s calling Mabel “pumpkin” and “sweetie” and Dipper “kiddo” too. Specifically for Ford, he uses “my boy” and “my girl” as affectionate ways to refer to the kids sometimes.

Ford’s love for Stan is expressed through his laughter- when Stan tells old funny stories- and through simple things, like an arm slung around his shoulder, a pot of coffee brewed specially for him in the morning, and even in the time they spend quiet but side-by-side, working on their own things. Whenever either of them remanence about their childhood that love is bound to come out as well. Sometimes while Stan is taking care of daily duties on their ship, he catches Ford watching him with a soft smile- as if simply happy that they’re here finally living out their childhood dream- and can feel that affection just pouring from him. 

With Fiddleford, when they finally reconnect, Ford makes sure to take time to truly listen to his old friend. This is perhaps one of the greatest forms of love to be shown in Fiddleford’s view, who’d spent practically the past three decades getting ignored by everyone else.

(Headcanon ask meme)

I like to imagine that Jaal likes to make sure that Ryder is getting enough rest. After overhearing from Lexi on how she’s worried that Ryder has developed the habit of working herself to the point of exhaustion, Jaal takes it upon himself to care for his love’s wellbeing when she neglects to do it herself. Every night when it’s late, Jaal will come to her quarters, bringing her a special brew of Angara tea to help her relax. He’ll pull her away from her work and have her sit with him on her bed where they’ll talk. Jaal makes sure Ryder is comfortable and relaxed while she’s in his arms. Even though Ryder will try to get back to work, Jaal won’t let her, reminding her that her health is just as important as any mission. Eventually the tea kicks in and Ryder starts to get really drowsy. When she’s finally out, Jaal stays by her, watching her sleep while he keeps her safe.

anonymous asked:

Yo......love your blog, also love pokemon, so may I request some pokemon head cannons for all the aoex characters (or at least all the main ones), head cannons for them as a trainer, they're favourite pokemon, other pokemon related head cannons you can think of!


Originally posted by yuukibutterfly


  1. Pelipper
  2. Aipom
  3. Ampharos
  4. Chespin
  5. Pidgeotto
  6. Litten

As a trainer:

  • He wants to become the worlds greatest Pokemon trainer
  • He loves his Pokemon more then anything
  • Put’s them first no matter what
  • He’s the sort of trainer that talks big but can’t win battles for shit
  • He gets advice from his companions and rethinks his battle approach for his Pokemon
  • He starts winning
  • He’s actually an amazing trainer
  • He’s getting better every day


  • He found a Wingull with a broken wing when he was a child, and took it to the Pokemon centre
  • Once it was healed, he tried to release it
  • But it refused to leave his side 
  • Wingull was his first Pokemon and they’re still the best of friends
  • Rin was overjoyed when it evolved into Pelipper
  • He received Chespin from Professor Sycamore 
  • He found Litten abandoned and hungry under a bridge in Alola
  • Befriended it and took it in
  • The rest he caught


Originally posted by pinkheadshima


  1. Bunnelby
  2. Farfetche’d
  3. Nidoqueen
  4. Sandslash
  5. Umbreon
  6. Venonat

As a trainer:

  • He’s the Gym leader in Exorcist city
  • He requires 2 gym badges before your allowed to battle him
  • He likes to guide his opponents and help them in their journey to becoming a good Pokemon trainer
  • He also does Pokemon breeding on the side
  • He also researches Pokemon as well
  • He likes to analyse his Pokemon’s strengths and weaknesses and utilise them during battle
  • He wants to know everything about them
  • Because he dreams of becoming a Pokemon professor 
  • He’s currently studying under a Professor as his assistant to learn all he can about Pokemon


  • When his twin brother started his Pokemon journey he challenged Yukio to a gym battle
  • He made Yukio forget the 2 badge rule just for him
  • They argued about it a lot but Yukio got sick of Rin’s whining so gave in and accepted the battle
  • It didn’t matter anyway 
  • Because Rin lost miserably 
  • He swears he’ll come back stronger and win a rematch
  • Yukio can’t wait for that day
  • When he was a child, he was bullied a lot at school
  • When Rin wasn’t there to protect him he’d run of and hide
  • He was crying in the woods and an Eevee found him
  • It followed him around after that and protected him
  • It later evolved into Umbreon


Originally posted by sparckle-cat


  1. Bounsweet
  2. Comfey
  3. Bellossom
  4. Cherrim
  5. Cottonee
  6. Shaymin

As a trainer:

  • She’s a gym leader in Meadowlark city
  • She specialises in grass type Pokemon
  • She took over the gym from her grandmother when she died
  • She isn’t the best gym leader because she’s really shy
  • She also doesn’t like seeing Pokemon get hurt
  • She often neglects her responsibility as a gym leader so she can spend time in her garden with her Pokemon
  • She treats her Pokemon kindly and enjoys looking after them
  • She feeds them Pokebeans and berries that she grows in her garden


  • Rin came to battle her and she was nowhere to be found 
  • So he looked for her and discovered a beautiful blonde girl in a breathtaking garden 
  • He was shocked when he found out she was the gym leader
  • Shiemi apologised for making him come all this way for nothing 
  • Rin yells at her and tells her to take her post seriously
  • She’s not only neglecting the trainers who want a Leaf badge but also her Pokemon who would love to battle alongside her
  • So he vows to help her
  • Rin helps Shiemi with her shyness
  • Shiemi asks if she can travel along with Rin whilst she’s learning how to be a real person
  • Her mom looks after her gym for her whilst she’s away
  • Once she’s experienced the world a bit she can’t wait to continue her grandmothers legacy and be the best gym leader she can be
  • Her Pokemon were all her grandmothers, apart from Cherrim who she caught herself
  • She grew up with her grandmothers Pokemon so they all knew her and loved her


Originally posted by vongrell


  1. Onix
  2. Typhlosion
  3. Pikachu
  4. Haunter
  5. Electabuzz
  6. jangmo-o

As a trainer:

  • He’s a very serious trainer
  • He trains his Pokemon every day
  • He monitors what they eat and feeds them special brews he creates with their health in mind
  • He gets very serious in battle
  • His father is the Island Kahuna on MeleTemple island
  • He will one day inherit his fathers place and intends to be ready


  • His favourite type of Pokemon is electric 
  • Because it matches(/matched) his hair
  • He meets Rin and Shiemi when they come to the Alolan region 
  • He shows them around since they’re new
  • He instantly takes a dislike to Rin because he thinks he isn’t serious about being a trainer
  • Takes it back when he sees how much courage and love he has for Pokemon and battling


Originally posted by shizukku


  1. Meowth
  2. Skitty
  3. Popplio
  4. Lilligant
  5. Pikipek
  6. Togedemaru

As a trainer:

  • He’s a new trainer in the Alolan region
  • He loves all of his Pokemon 
  • He just wants them to try their best in battle
  • He doesn’t like seeing Pokemon get hurt
  • So he carries a shit ton of revives and potions
  • He loves seeing the different Pokemon moves though and levelling up his Pokemon so thats why he became a trainer
  • And it makes his Pokemon happy as well


  • He has a love for cat type Pokemon
  • When he went to Professor Kukui for his starter Pokemon, he originally wanted Litten but they were all gone
  • So he chose Popplio and now he wouldn’t trade it for anything
  • He loves petting his Pokemon and playing with them
  • And feeding them Pokebeans
  • He is fascinated by Alolan forms
  • He is to scared to ride Pokemon and is really sad about it, because he would love to ride a Mudsdale or a Lapras


Originally posted by blueflameddemon


  1. Crabrawler
  2. Lycanroc (midday form)
  3. Froakie
  4. Fletchling
  5. Inkay
  6. Magenmite

As a trainer:

  • He has three elder brothers who are all gym leaders
  • He doesn’t want to follow in their footsteps
  • Too much pressure
  • He just thinks Pokemon and adventures are cool so he’s on a Pokemon journey to have fun
  • He’s laid back and enjoys battle
  • Doesn’t care all too much if he looses 
  • Only cares if theres a hot girl about to see his defeat

In general:

  • He caught his little sister a Pichu for her birthday
  • He low-key things Lycanroc’s midnight form is cooler
  • Out of all his Pokemon he is closest with Froakie
  • Despite how he acts, he is close with all his Pokemon
  • He loves them a lot 
  • He’s forgetful sometimes and messes up a lot 
  • He’s terrified of bug type Pokemon and if anyone draws one out in battle he’ll either faint or yell out random moves in fear, this confuses his Pokemon and they end up hurting themselves in the confusion, so they loose the battle
  • He met and befriended Rin and Shiemi and the three of them are travelling together on a Pokemon adventure


Originally posted by namiiswan


  1. Braixen
  2. Cinccino
  3. Clefairy
  4. Furfrou (heart trim)
  5. Igglybuff
  6. Dedenne

As a trainer:

  • She comes from a longline of Pokemon gym leaders in the Kalos region but wants to explore the world
  • She will become a gym leader when her mother passes the gym onto her one day
  • She wants to become the best Pokemon trainer in her region and bring greatness to her family name
  • She takes battles seriously and hates loosing
  • When she looses she’ll train her Pokemon even harder
  • She has a soft spot for her cute Pokemon and loves them a lot 

In general:

  • She really wants a Sylveon
  • But can never catch an Eevee to evolve it
  • Her little sister loves looking after her Pokemon with her
  • She has given all of her Pokemon nicknames
  • She was kind of sad when her Fennekin evolved to Braixen
  • She loves to pamper her Pokemon and brush their fur
  • When Shiemi decided to go back to her gym she decided to travel with Rin and Shima


Originally posted by seieiryu


  1. Mew
  2. Ho-oh
  3. Tapu Lele
  4. Hoopa
  5. Moltres
  6. Solgaleo 

As a trainer:

  • He’s known as the Legendary trainer
  • He’s never lost a battles
  • Loves showing off his Pokemon
  • His Pokemon are very high level as well
  • He’s the current Pokemon champion
  • He has a lot of Pokemon, probably more then anyone else ever
  • He didn’t catch them all, he bought some from dodgey people online
  • He wants to collect at least one of each Pokemon

In general:

  • He has so many Pokemon that he bought a whole chunk of his city just for them all to fit together
  • His Pokemon have the best everything 
  • They are always groomed and presented well
  • He is often featured in Pokemon magazines around the world and therefor is quite wealthy
  • He has one of each style of variety Pokemon
  • Such as all Furfrou styles and all Oricorio styles
  • I picked Hoopa because it looks like Sami in the newest manga chapter, uno arabian Mepphy…


Originally posted by lewinlight


  1. Garbodor
  2. Muk
  3. Stunky
  4. Gloom
  5. Acres
  6. Mewtwo

As a trainer:

  • He is a popular professor who is respected for his knowledge and skill on Pokemon and battling 
  • He’s got many Pokemon, although not as many as mephisto
  • He’s won multiple awards for his discoveries
  • He has one of the largest Pokemon labs in the world


  • Although he caught the majority of his Pokemon, Trubbish (now Garbodor) and Grimer (now Muk) found him and followed him around
  • It’s likely they were confused because they thought he was one of them
  • He smells so bad they still aren’t sure if he is or isn’t a Pokemon
  • He has a wide collection of legendary and mythical Pokemon 
  • Despite being highly respected person in the Poke-world, he is still extremely lazy and doesn’t seem to care about his appearance 
  • Some of his Pokemon like to try clean him by licking his face

This was a lot of fun for me to do! So thank you for the request! I only did some of the aoex characters but if anyone would like to request more like Shura, shiro, Nemu, Amaimon, Lucifer, Illuminati members etc…. just send the request and I’d be happy to do it!

Summer is right around the corner and I’ve seen these iced coffee and fruit juice concoctions popping up at a few coffee houses here in Shanghai. I’ll admit I was curious so dropped by S. Engine Coffee in Xintiandi yesterday to try one.

This was their special version… cold brewed Colombian coffee with Pellegrino and fresh-squeezed grapefruit juice.

Nope. No thanks.

Just like fruit and meat, coffee and juice should not be mixed.

Primer for Beginner Witches

This holiday season I made a book of shadows for a young acquaintance who is just starting out in their study of the craft. Rather than provide them with a commercially produced spellbook that covers only the practical aspects of magic and does not provide enough detail on the basics, or an encyclopedia that provides too much, I elected to make and bind a grimoire by hand, and fill it with a brief overview of what I consider to be the most commonly requested information. I have transcribed it below, for those of you who wish to read it. If it is well-received and if I have time, I intend to expound upon it in the future. 

Book of Shadows: Volume I

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@princessmossy tagged me in this and I just couldn’t help but draw. xD<3
But I love the headcanon that Gabe isn’t really that bad. óuò These were just the days one of his men accidentally drank the special brewed coffee that Lucio made for him. It’s that good! (*´ω`)<3 (aight, he had the right to be mad.)