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*cracks knuckles* *stretches arms* *puts on glasses with no lenses in them* OH-kay.  lets talk some Foxhole Court AU’s shall we:

Camp Counselors AU

  • Wymack runs a summer camp for troubled teens. 
  • the Foxes are previous campers now working as counselors. 
  • This marks the second year of the same group of Foxes EXCEPT Coach hired a new guy last minute as a replacement for that girl who couldn’t make it.
  • all stereotypical camp shenanigans ensue. 
  • Neil only took this job because it looks good on college applications (he’s starting a bit late)
  • everyone still has problems but lets take them down a few notches
  • Dan and Matt are head counselors
  • Kevin runs sports activities with Andrew
  • Allison is arts and crafts
  • Renee is outdoor adventure (archery, nature walks)
  • Katelyn and Aaron organize group events
  • Nicky is theater (obvs) Neil gets suckered into music
  • clearly this is sleep away camp (the average stay is 5 weeks but full summer ones are still pretty common) 
  • No one knows why Coach hired Neil. Specifically, no one knows what Bad Thing Neil went through to qualify. 
  • please imagine ridiculous competitions between everyone and their favorite little campers
  • bets. always bets. not just the Foxes either. the mini foxes too.
  • YA’LL NEIL DROWNING AND ANDREW SAVING HIM.
  • YA’LL KEVIN DROWNING AND NEIL SAVING HIM AND ANDREW BEING LIKE WHAT?
  • I Live For Bonfire Moments
  • I Also Live For After Hours Parties
  • listen. you have to have a rival camp. and it has to be Riko’s. and he has to be a cliched douche. I don’t make the rules sorry.
  • But please imagine Vixen Girl drunkenly kissing Neil at some point and Andrew being like YEAH WHATEVER but like also WTF?! I SWEAR WE HAD A THING BUT I GUESS NOT LET ME GO PUNCH THIS TREE 
  • honestly there is so much you can do with this and i wrote more then i originally thought so i think I might set this aside for myself. 

Cop/FBI AU

  • picture Hawaii Five-0 style as in they are a special task force.
  • Neil joins their team and everyone knows he is The Butchers son
  • also that HE helped catch and put his father away
  • Redemption kink anyone?
  • lots of arguing and fighting and the team not being very solid but Neil somehow starts to mend them together
  • ohana means family okay
  • Sarcasm and Banter
  • Feelings wtf 
  • Major Thing happens. someone almost dies.
  • Andrew x Neil “holy shit i am in love. dont ever fucking do that again you prick”
  • Happy Ending Mother Fuckers

Reality Show AU

  • guys there are a million options for this
  • Big Brother House- the lies! the betrayal! the ridiculous costumes wtf
  • The Real World- the lies! the betrayal! the amount of sex holy fuck sterilize that hot tub 
  • Master Chef- LISTEN if the thought of Andrew throwing a pan on the floor and screaming “MY RISOTTO IS PERFECTLY FUCKING SEASONED RAMSEY AND YOU KNOW IT!” storming off doesn’t make you laugh for an hour then i don’t know how i can help you. 
  • “Celebrity” show (i.e. Kardashians or Housewives or w/e)- This can actually work as canon divergent a bit or even after TKM since they are minor celebrities already. Just imagine one of the foxes signing up for a reality show. or one of the new coaches signing up for it to better the team publicity. 
  • The Great British Bake Off- So i read a destiel au that was this mixed in with some p&p and its one of my top 10 favorite fics of all time. I’ve never seen this show. I don’t care. I need this au in every ship.
  • Dating Show- I just. CAN YOU IMAGINE. 

NORMAL College/University AU

  • Just your standard first year at college
  • Neil got an scholarship 
  • He also worked 2 jobs to help support him and his mom
  • Dad was a deadbeat loser (still mean and hurtful but lower scale. haven’t seen him since he was 14)
  • He wants to keep to himself and graduate and make mom proud
  • Neil and Andrew are roommates
  • NO NEIL AND KEVIN ARE ROOMMATES 
  • AND ANDREW IS ALWAYS OVER BECAUSE KEVIN IS HIS BESTIE
  • hate each other pretty much instantly
  • college things happen. literally give me all the cliches. 
  • oops we fell in love haha 
  • i have a thing for jealousy so yes, lets add that. 
  • i have a thing for ‘dating other people until we realize we don’t want anyone but each other’ as well. 
    • OMG. BUT COLLEGE AU WHERE NEIL JOINS A FRATERNITY? OH GOD YES. 
    • omg this one can be super light and hilarious. 
    • like imagine the hazing. and the pranks.
    • and like, We Are Your Bros, Bro
    • Rival Sorority sign me the fuck up (fun rivalry of course)
    • beer pong. keg stands. toga parties. 
    • The Dean Is A Prick Lets Whip Cream His Car
    • study sessions, bonfires, holidays.
    • Riko’s frat sucks and they are Mean so lets take the fuckers down
    • #GayMoments between Neil and Andrew that get interrupted by the other guys in the frat
    • oh god i want this so bad now

okay i have 100 more but these actually totally ran away from me??? My bad. I’ll keep the others to myself for now. If anyone takes one of these and writes fic. TAG ME. I DESERVE GOOD THINGS.