special-love

GUYS THIS ERA IS ALL ABOUT US AND TAYLOR. SHES RELEASING THINGS JUST FOR US AND I LOVE HOW HAPPY SHE IS. OUR BOND IS UNBREAKABLE. DONT YOU SEE, THE MEDIA DOESNT WANT TO SHOW THE REAL TAYLOR THAN THEY DONT DESERVE HER AT ALL. I LOVE HOW SPECIAL OUR RELATIONSHIP IS WITH TAYLOR. THIS IS GONNA BE THE MOST SPECIAL ERA WITH TAY AND IM SO READY FOR IT.

anonymous asked:

I'm bored as fuck cuz its 9am and I'm in school so tell me something that going to make me happy

I’m sorry for the late reply, I was at school 🙇 but I just want to let you know that you are special and this bread loves you! If you need someone to talk to, I’m here 😊❤️

Harsh truths for the signs
  • Aries: the world still turns whether you choose to be happy or sad.
  • Taurus: the people you envy got there by hard work, luck, or genes.
  • Gemini: it doesn't matter how much you talk if you're not saying anything special no one will listen.
  • Cancer: nobody cares if you're broken, if you don't try to fix yourself it's never praised. Effort is praised.
  • Leo: your heart still beats even when it's broken.
  • Virgo: your self pity doesn't solve your problems.
  • Libra: love isn't special, it's the people who make their own love personal and unique.
  • Scorpio: jealousy makes you toxic towards the person you care for.
  • Sagittarius: home isn't a building or a place, it's a feeling.
  • Capricorn: no one will hear you if you never speak up.
  • Aquarius: the only person you should try to be better than is your past self.
  • Pisces: dreams require effort, effort requires work.

okay this is what i took away from watching the ml script reading from sdcc:

  • the fact that marinette has a huge crush on adrien is loudly noted by jagged stone
  • in front of a camera
  • on live television
  • adrien still goes ‘oh we’re just friends’
  • (HOW CAN ANYONE BE THIS OBLIVIOUS?????)
  • (ok deep breaths)

time to take this to the logical conclusion:

  • jagged stone is pretty famous, so it’s likely his fans will watch the clip because that’s what fans do
  • his fans all over the world will watch the clip
  • ergo people all over the world are going to know marinette has a crush on adrien
  • everyone except adrien
  • adrien, if you haven’t noticed, is also a famous person
  • a reporter eventually asks adrien about the clip
  • his response (BECAUSE HE’S OBLIVIOUS) is ‘oh, marinette? she’s pretty great, but we’re just friends’
  • adrien’s fans look at each other
  • jagged stone’s fans look at each other
  • OF COURSE IT BECOMES A MEME
  • A MEME THAT SPREADS SO FAR AND WIDE IT SPAWNS COUNTLESS ITERATIONS
  • HE IS ADRIEN AGRESTE NO LONGER
  • HIS FATHER’S NAME IS NOTHING COMPARED TO HIS INTERNET INFAMY
  • HE IS NOW
  • ‘OBLIVIOUS CRUSH GUY’
  • THE SCOURGE OF TEENAGE HEARTS EVERYWHERE
  • W I T N E S S  H I M

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Taako: Got any road snacks?

The Director: I’ve brewed you up a special phial of gorp, and I think you’re gonna love my special blend. Do you wanna know the secret?

Taako: Don’t say raisins.

The Director: It’s not raisins. Those are a shoe-in for gorp, that’s what the “r” in gorp stands for. No, my secret is… pistachios.

Merle: Shelled?

The Director: Yes, I leave the shells on them, it gives you stronger teeth. Now get the hell out of my office.

I just need to tell you right now how truly amazing you are. You’re the person who makes me smile the hardest. Who makes me feel loved and special when I get sad and I wouldn’t know what to do without you.
—  Day 237