speaking of feisty

Zodiac Signs as online friends

Capricorn: Offline most of the time because they’re busy with work, school, or extracurricular activities. But the occasional check-up message you get from them is always a treat.

Pisces: Account stalking is their ultimate guilty pleasure. They could spend hours just searching through your timeline and photo feed, all the way up to that one cringey selfie you took back from 7th grade that you never got around to deleting.

Aries: Most avid followers. Will always put their thoughts in your comments section and comment on every post you have. Sometimes they’ll even tag you on a post of an aesthetic photo they took or of a news article they want to share with you.

Taurus: A tad bit reclusive and don’t always respond back to your message, either because they’re too sleepy to or just distracted with something else. Will always manage to share a funny meme with you from time to time to keep you happy.

Gemini: Some days they’re happy to talk with you and message, other days they seem to be in a bit of a heavy mood-whether if it’s because it’s a grudge against you or simply because they’re in a bad mood- need to have their breaks from offline.

Cancer: Either busy being a sad potato and posting updates about their depression, or busy throwing a hissy fit about you not messaging them enough. They’re the friend that you’ll probably check up on the most to see if they’re doing okay.

Leo: The popular online friend; gets nearly 1,000 followers and has a relatively large following. Doesn’t let their internet fame get to their head however and still manages to check up on your account and comment their thoughts.

Virgo: Often either busy with school and not online enough to speak or feisty enough to start a comment debate with you regarding a post you made that they disagree with.

Libra: Friend that spends most of their time posting sex memes. They’ll even go so far as to tag you on one of their smut posts from time to time just to embarrass you.

Scorpio: Friend that loves to rp and chat. But they will leave you during the middle of an RP when the situation gets drastic enough and they don’t feel comfortable.

Sagittarius: God memes coming your way. Has some of the funniest and dankest memes to share and has always got something to cheer you up.

Aquarius: Evil unpredictable friend who you will never know what their life is like outside of the web. Rather aloof in messaging, they will manage to comment on your post every so often when they feel like it, but will give you suspicious messages regarding how they came back from hiding a dead body somewhere out in the forest.

anonymous asked:

What do you think the ideal partner for Jacob is?

Ohhhhh I knew it would only be a matter of time before I got this question heh.

((This is long, as this is something I’ve also thought about for a while- you have been warned!))

Let me first start off by saying this: yes, I do have a description for his ideal partner, but I hope none of you get disheartened by it. I treat Jacob more so as a person and not a character, and as we all know people just have better chemistry with other people vs others. Just because you may not be a person’s ‘type’ does not mean you aren’t an amazing person worthy of a healthy, happy relationship! 

So, now, for Jacob’s ideal partner:

Definitely someone who’s going to give him a run for his money in the sass department. He want’s someone who’s not afraid to speak their mind and be feisty if it calls for it. Jacob is a rule breaker, but he also highly values a person who will not sacrifice who they are because of society. This comes both from his trainings as an Assassin and just his personality, as we all know Jacob is most certainly not afraid to be expressive with his thoughts either. (And, remember- he grew up with Evie, so he is highly aware in a woman’s case that they can still be a lady while not doing such ‘lady-like’ things). Sass and wit go hand in hand, by the way. Everyone wants someone intelligent of course, but in Jacob’s case I would say more a sense of cleverness and wit is what he’s really after. (But, Jacob wouldn’t mind his partner introducing him to new experiences too and teaching him the complexities of the world- and maybe getting him to appreciate the finer arts in a different light). 

Along with being sassy, it’s also a must his partner is playful (and a sense of humor is a REQUIREMENT). Literally, they gotta have at least a semblance of having the same sense of humor. Being able to laugh at this idiot will not only cause him to fall in love with them in .00002 seconds (as barely anyone gets his sometimes more morbid sense of humor), but Jacob is just full of life, and needs someone that can be a kid with him. Tickle wars, pillow fights, you name it, his ideal partner would be right there with him. But also don’t forget the adult version of games too. Strip poker? Hell yea. Drinking games? Absolutely. Strip teases and lap dances? YES (Jacob low-key loves giving and receiving both of those). 

But not everything is fun and games. His ideal partner I would imagine must be immensely compassionate and loving, as Jacob is quite needy. He may act tough, but trust me when I say he’s honestly nothing more than a whiny baby. All I’m saying is they must be a rather physical person. He needs someone he can come home to that will be willing to cuddle for hours, run their hands through his hair, and leave tender kisses along his skin. Jacob never really had a motherly or doting figure in his life, and that makes me believe he would definitely try and find that in a partner. So, of course, more ‘motherly’ traits would really draw him in- the culinary skills, (those especially as Jacob can’t cook, so if his partner can’t that would just be terrible), being good with kids, making sure he eats, is always staying safe and taking care of him when he isn’t.

But for real, they would also have to be rather clingy, as then his own clinginess towards them won’t become annoying- (if anything reassuring). And once again, quite doting. The man is very demanding in his attentions, so the first person to really give that to him may shock him, honestly. Jacob has never been prioritized before, by anyone- so for someone to truly be willing to understand him and give him the attention, praise, and approval he so desires and craves would just blow him away. (There are five types of love at play here- and for Jacob the top two are verbal and physical acts of love !! )

Going along with that, communication is key. I’m sorry, but his partner has got to be good in the communications department, or at least in expressing their emotions. I would also say they would need to be highly intuitive, as Jacob is extremely passionate, and so he needs someone to share that with. (The idiot can also be quite closed off sometimes, so his partner would need to be able to see through that and not be afraid to hop right over those walls and slap some sense into him). He experiences a lot of emotions, so if they’re not constantly being talked about, things can go south pretty quick. 

And speaking of passion- yes, you guessed it. His partner definitely, hands down, must be nothing short of passionate. Jacob is an extremely passionate man, so I have to say his ideal partner is someone who can match that, or things may not work out well/get boring. And also- passionate refers to both romance and lust, as I’m not afraid to admit it. Sex with Jacob is off the charts okay. All day every day. Him and his ideal partner would have a hard time keeping their hands off each other- and that wouldn’t fade after the ‘honeymoon’ phase either. Jacob’s love is intense, so for every day he’s together with someone, no matter how many years it had been, he would let them know just how beautiful they are to him every. Single. Day. 

To summarize:

A doting figure who’s proper in the streets but a freak in the sheets. (◠‿◠✿)

I hope I answered your question my lovely! 

Lollipops

Genre: Smut

NamJoon x Reader x Taehyung

Word count: 6767

Originally posted by hoesoks


The white walls around you were traced with students, standing in front of green lockers as they chatted about stuff that wasn’t of importance. Your eyes watched your converse, having two different colored shoes on. Your left foot was covered in a blue converse, while your right was covered in a red one. Your mind was blank, not realizing that the bell had rang and that the halls were now empty, except for you and your dragging feet. Your mind roamed, as per usual.

Left foot, right foot, left foot, crash.

Your body rammed into two figures, making your eyes jump up to theirs with surprise. What met your eyes made you almost fear for your life.

Kim Taehyung and Kim NamJoon.

So very different in many ways, but the two step brothers almost never left each other’s side. When they did, they were terrifying in their own way.

Kim NamJoon, the elder of the two, had an arm wrapped around your waist, his eyes widened slightly, his cheek bulged out with the lollipop he always had in his mouth. “Woah there! Don’t go tripping!” He chuckled. His smile was one that every girl fell for, and if you hadn’t been in the same school as them since your 7th grade year, you would’ve fallen for it too. His platinum blonde hair was slicked back, teased slightly to where little strands fell in front of his tan skin. Like everyone, he wore his school uniform, but in his own way. His shirt was never tucked in, the ghostly white landing over the belt of his matching jeans, the blue and white blazer fit tight around his perfect form.

“You know, you shouldn’t be up in the clouds.” said his brother, Kim Taehyung. Your eyes flicked to his, your eyes still slightly widened. “Nor gawking.” He finished his sentence, making your face turn red as your eyes quickly flipped to the floor.

Kim Taehyung was the younger of the two, his auburn colored hair messy on top of his smooth skin. Just like NamJoon, he had the stick of a lollipop sticking between his teeth when he spoke. His uniform was tucked in and neat, yet messy in its own way. The two of them scared you to death, but not in a bad way. You never felt worthy of their presence, like you were too much of a loser compared to them. They were always invited to parties, asked on dates, pretty much everything you’d never had.

“Awe, Tae. Don’t shame the poor girl like that. You do the same all the time.” Said NamJoon, his arm still around your waist. Your mouth never opened, not muttering a word in case you would show them your fear. That’s the last thing you wanted.

NamJoon and Taehyung would constantly skip school, almost never showing up to the classes they needed. It was rare that they did, and when they had, it was because they were bored as all hell. You would know - you were in a few of their classes. If you didn’t have Taehyung, you had NamJoon, and vise versa.

Taehyung rolled his eyes at his brother’s statement, now looking away from the two of you. NamJoon looked down at you, a smirk on his face. “Hey, you’re Y/N, aren’t you?” He smiles, making you look up at him. He was much taller than you. You nodded in response, and he just chuckled. “Well, Y/N. Why don’t you tag along with us? We’re already super late, so why don’t you just come hang out with us?” NamJoon asked, and Taehyung gasped. “NamJoon, no. She’s a nerd. Nerds aren’t allowed with us.” His words shook your heart, your eyes narrowing to him.

“I’m not a nerd, you dick.” You snapped, making NamJoon laugh. “So she speaks, and she’s feisty! Come on, bro. This could be fun.” NamJoon said, Taehyung’s mouth slightly agape from your retort. “Fine. But if she snitches, I’m blaming you.” He said, and NamJoon grinned, looking down at you. “Sure. Why not?” You said, sending a glare to Taehyung.

You were going to show them just how feisty you could be.

You were really anything but a nerd. You had skipped quite a few times, creating somewhat of a record for yourself that spread through school. Yet, you didn’t have near as much popularity as these boys.

NamJoon grinned and clapped excitedly, wrapping his arm around your shoulder as the three of you walked out of the large school.


Before you knew it, you three were at a large house. It wasn’t a mansion, but close to it. “Don’t worry, we live alone. We just came to get some stuff and we’ll be off.” NamJoon said, the three of you getting out of the convertible 1967 Chevy Impala. You nodded and followed them in, on request of NamJoon. When you stepped in, it was exactly what you’d expect. The place was pure masculine. Every inch of the house had a mural of something freaky yet extremely awesome. Immediately, Taehyung sped off up the stairs, leaving you and NamJoon on your own.

He smiled at you, leading you to the living room. “He’ll probably take a little while to find that thing. He has the messiest room in the world.” NamJoon laughed, making you giggle softly. He plopped down on the couch, and you followed suit, noticing how small the couch was, as he was right next to you. “So, was it me or Taehyung that convinced you to come with us?” Your eyes flicked to his, his body leaning close to you. The lollipop stick stuck from his lips, like they always did.

“Well, I was flattered that you asked, but it was Taehyung’s remark that stirred me.” You explained, your fear completely dissipating as you looked at his dorky smile. You leaned foreword, smirking softly. “Although, I would’ve said yes anyway.” You mumbled, taking the lollipop from his mouth, revealing the soft peach color, then disappearing into your mouth, tasting mango, mixed with tastes of NamJoon.

His eyebrows raised, his smile never leaving his face. You leaned back until your back hit the arm of the couch, letting your tongue trail over the lollipop that now laid between your teeth. “You know, I always hear things about you. Never would’ve guessed you were like this, though.” He chuckled, leaning back as he stared at you. “Really? What’d you hear?” You asked, tilting your head slightly as your eyebrows furrowed together. He shrugged in response. “I always heard that you were this goody-two-shoes who never did anything besides stay home and study. I didn’t pay much attention, though, considering you’re in the same class as my brother, two years below.” He chuckles, his bottom lip pulling in between his teeth.

You rolled your eyes at his words. “Yeah, well I’m sure none of those people have actually talked to me. At home, I’m usually bored out of my mind and playing video games.” You said, making him laugh softly. “Well, I could give you something to do.” He smirked, leaning foreword again. Seduction laced his words like a corset, making your chest groan in anticipation. “Oh yeah? And what would that be?” You whispered, leaning in to be inches from his face. He chuckled and bit his lip again, staring at you. “Me.” He growled out, trailing a finger under your chin.

“Okay, that’s just gross.” You heard Taehyung laugh behind the two of you. You looked at him and smirked, quirking an eyebrow at him. “Gross?” You asked, standing up and walking to him. “Thinking about your brother getting laid is gross to you?” You asked, crossing your arms over your chest, cocking your hip slightly. This action made his eyes trail to your hip for a quick moment before coming back up to your eyes, smirking. “No, it’s just gross that he’d be getting laid by you.” He chuckled.

Within a second later, you felt NamJoon’s hands on your hips, gripping them slightly. You were at a loss for words for a moment.

“Hey, I’ve always wanted to try something.” You said, making Taehyung’s head tilt slightly. “And what would that be?” Taehyung replied, a smirk in his eyes. You knew he was just teasing you to be an ass. You weren’t going to lie; you’d seen them staring at your ass once or twice in the hallways. Honestly, you loved it. It was the whole reason you wore skinny jeans after the first time you caught them. It was also the reason you hated the change in dress code, where all girls had to wear plaid skirts.

You turned towards NamJoon, then grabbed his jaw for a moment, making his lips part slightly. You slowly took the lollipop from your lips, licked it once more, then trailed it across his lips, before sliding it back into his mouth. He smirked and took it happily. “Hold that for a second.”

You knew that if you did this, there was no going back. This would turn them on to no despair.

But honestly…

You wanted it.

You were excited to see their eyebrows laced together under your touch, whining for your body. You were excited for the two most popular boys begging for you, then your name coming out as a moan from each of their plump lips. You’d never seen this side of yourself, but you were glad it was coming out in the time you needed it the most.

You turned towards Taehyung, whom no longer had a smile. He just had one eyebrow quirked, head tilted slightly as he watched you. NamJoon’s hands stayed on your hips, trailing up your body slightly as you walked away from him the two feet towards Taehyung.

“If you think I’m so… Gross, was it? Then I bet you I can make your eyes widen in one action. But you have to stay still throughout it.” You smirked, and he reciprocated with the same devious smirk. “Deal. Good luck; I’m hard to surprise.” You laughed softly, throwing your hair over your shoulder before leaning your body the extra inch, laying your finger on the end of the lollipop stick before laying your lips on his. The placement of your body made him gasp slightly, and you took that chance to move your hands behind your back innocently, trailing your tongue inside his mouth and grabbing the punch flavored lollipop, sliding it from his mouth to yours.

When you pulled away, the lollipop was laying between your teeth, the taste of strawberry filling your mouth. His eyes widened, his mouth dropping at the sight. “Told you.” You said, looking up at NamJoon, who’s eyes were widened as well.

“Holy shit.” was all you heard after that from the two boys. “That was hot as fuck, Y/N.” NamJoon growled, Taehyung’s eyes still widened. You smirk, taking the lollipop from NamJoon’s mouth and laying it beside Taehyung’s on your tongue. Taehyung laughed nervously, at a loss for words.

The two boys just stared at you, their jaws on the ground. “Boys, close your mouths. You’ll catch flies.” You said, laying your hand on the bottom of their chins. They quickly closed their mouths, NamJoon’s lips pursing and Taehyung’s bottom lip pulling into his teeth. For a moment, the boys looked at each other, before they each smirked and nodded. Innocently, you looked between them.

The thought of them writhing under your touch almost started to fade, before NamJoon and Taehyung stepped closer to you, squeezing you between the two attractive men. NamJoon’s rock hard chest was pressed against your back, his hands clutching your sides gently. Taehyung was now a few inches from your face, a large smirk on his face. Gently, he took one of the lollipops from in between your teeth, glad it was his own.

Feeling NamJoon’s chin on your shoulder, you moved your hair to the other side so it wasn’t completely in his face. Taehyung looked from the lollipop to your eyes, hooded slightly. “Guess I was wrong about you. But you sure do know how to turn on a guy quickly; one thing I would’ve never pinned you on.” He chuckles, making you wink at him. Feeling most of NamJoon’s body on your back, NamJoon stood straight, his chin now close to your ear. You tilted your head teasingly.

As if to tease the two of them more, you leaned your lips to Taehyung’s ear, effectively pushing your ass farther and farther into NamJoon’s crotch, rubbing his - very hard, as you could feel - erection through his pants. In the quietest, most seductive whisper, “Is that right?” You purred in his ear, the heat of your breath hitting the side of his face.

“Wait, we can’t both fuck her at the same time.” NamJoon said to his brother, making Taehyung and you look back at him. With this, you lips pulled into a seductive smile.

The two words that left your mouth immediately snapped something in the boys:

“Why not?”

You could hear a loud gasp emit from both the boys. “Fuuucccck…” Taehyung hissed, his knees giving out for a second before he stood back up straight. “Bedroom?” NamJoon begged. “Bedroom, now.” Taehyung ordered. Taehyung’s long digits curled around your wrist, effectively dragging you up the stairs, NamJoon following close behind.

Everything was a blur until you were pulled into the largest bedroom, fit with a king sized mattress. “I guess it’s my turn to feel those pretty lips of yours, right? You can’t just kiss my little brother and leave me hanging, can you?” NamJoon growled out, walking towards you. Taehyung was standing beside the door, a large smirk casted on his face. You tutted softly, wringing your hands behind your back with the fakest innocent look in the world. “I could, but then I would have to be punished, wouldn’t I?” You giggled softly.

“Boy, you know just what to say to get a guy hot and bothered.” He chuckles, his chest now pressed to yours as he laid his large hand on your cheek. “You stop us if this gets to be too much for you, okay?” He whispered. You nodded in response. Slowly, you took the lollipop that was still stuck between your teeth and held it innocently, holding it up to his lips. He chuckled for a second before taking a long, slow lick up the side, his tongue flat. Your eyes widened slightly, your knees almost turning into complete jello under his gaze.

NamJoon slid his fingers around the stick, looking back at Taehyung. “Keep it warm. I have plans for that thing.” He chuckles, looking back at his brother. Taehyung just nodded, staring at you with a smirk on his face as he slid the lollipop in between his teeth.

When NamJoon looked back at you, your face was centimeters from his, your fingers keeping him from lunging foreword. You wanted to milk the teasing as long as you could, wanting to hear him cry for you. With a small smile, you slowly leaned your face near his, letting your lips just barely brush against his. You felt Taehyung’s hands wrap around your waist. Innocently, Taehyung’s plump lips trailed up the side of your neck, just barely reaching your soft spot. This had you sucking in a sharp breath.

Taehyung’s mouth curled, and so did NamJoon’s. Slowly, your tongue slid from your teeth.

Your tongue trailed along NamJoon’s bottom lip, soon being met with NamJoon’s, flicking the tip of yours. A low growl emit from NamJoon’s chest, trailing your arms around his neck for you. “It’s so easy to tease the both of you.” You giggled softly, your lips still ghosting over NamJoon’s. “This is going much too slow for my liking, Y/N.” NamJoon whined softly.

Quickly, you abide to his whine, reaching one hand behind you and one hand below you, gently gripping both of their cocks through their pants. This had both of them moaning simultaneously, making you giggle. “Better?” You asked. NamJoon crushed his lips to yours, captivating your senses as Taehyung grinded himself in your clutch.

Never in your life had you thought you’d be here, NamJoon crushed against your lips, and his brother grinding himself against your touch. You were honestly happy it had gotten to this point. You palmed NamJoon through his jeans as your face was pulled away, your lips trailing up to Taehyung’s. The position was awkward, but since they were both fairly taller than you, his lips fell just above yours.

NamJoon quickly discarded his uniform blazer, throwing it to the side as you palmed him, making his lip pull between his teeth, low growls emitting from his diaphragm. Quickly, you pulled your face away from Tae to slide your shirt over your head, throwing it in the same direction that NamJoon had thrown his. This left you in a black lace bra and your school skirt.

Your attention quickly turned to Tae, pulling him to your body as your lips crushed against his, his tongue sliding in and traveling through every inch of your mouth. Your hands trailed under his jacket, sliding it off of him and throwing it, his shirt following. Just then, you paused, pushing him slightly. “Woah, woah, stop.” You said, and both the boys paused. Taehyung slowly backed off of you, afraid he had done something you weren’t okay with.

Instead, your eyes trailed along his body. “God, I’m lucky.” You laughed, and the boys just chuckled, going back to what they were doing. NamJoon’s teeth gently grazed your earlobe, pulling it slightly as his hand slid down your back, along your ass, then under you, sliding his fingers along your clothed core. Surprised from the sudden touch, you moaned against Taehyung’s lips, pushing yourself against his hand.

“Holy fuck… Your moans are hot, Y/N…” Taehyung mumbled against your lips. NamJoon’s arms wrapped around you, pushing Taehyung away. Tae looked at his brother confused. “I think it’s time we pay her a little attention, yeah? She’s fucking soaking through her panties.” NamJoon growled into your ear. Taehyung chuckled and nodded, moving out the way so NamJoon could quickly spin you, then push you onto the bed, the bed dipping slightly underneath your weight.

Quickly, you sat up, undoing their belts for them. Instinctively, they both undid their pants and dropped them, throwing them to the side. “NamJoon, why do you still have your shirt on?” You laughed, and he quickly took it off.

“Ohhhh my goddd…” You groaned out, looking at the two attractive men that were basically naked in front of you. Both the boys laughed at your reaction. Their skin was tight around every inch of them, and they smirked at you as your eyes trailed over every inch of them. Finally, your eyes trailed over the bulges in their pants, making you grin. “Told you it was easy.” You said to the both of them. “Well, since you like bets so much, I bet you can’t make NamJoon moan loudly in less than 30 seconds.” Taehyung said, your eyes flicking to him. “I can get him to moan in less than 20.” You rebuttled, making Taehyung’s lips pull into a large grin.

“Time starts now.” He said, and your eyes landed up to NamJoon’s, who didn’t really have any words on him. His eyes were hooded heavily, intrigued by your little bet with the younger. You quickly pulled his briefs from around his length, exposing him as his erection sprung out. “How many seconds left?” You asked Taehyung. With a smirk, he replied with an easy “15.”

You immediately wrapped your hand around his erection, then quickly wrapped your mouth around his length. Before either of them could react, you swallowed the rest of his cock, reaching the hilt within seconds. Tears pricked the corners of your eyes, but you ignored them as NamJoon let out a loud groan, followed by a string of profanities. Simply, Taehyung just clapped, his eyebrows raised. You lifted your head, letting it bob on him as your other hand reached to Taehyung’s boxers, flinging him free as well. Within one swift movement, you were rubbing him quickly, using the spit that fell from your mouth to make things smoother.

Both boys were moaning under your touch, strings of profanities and your name emitting from their mouths.

NamJoon quickly removed himself from your mouth, making you look up at him. “I don’t know about you, Taehyung, but I’m dying to hear our princess scream.” NamJoon said to Taehyung. Both the boys just chuckled and nodded, looking down to you.

Suddenly, everything blurred as the boys quickly removed your clothing, leaving you completely bare to their eyes. It wasn’t until you felt one long, flat lick of a tongue against your core that you jolted back to reality. You gasped, followed by a moan. You eyes trailed down, the only thing that came into your view was NamJoon’s eyes, hooded and staring at your reactions as his tongue suddenly sped to work. You body squirmed against him, gripping the first thing you could grab, which just so happened to be Taehyung’s cock. Taehyung let out a loud moan, throwing his head back in ecstasy.

Quickly, you started to rub Taehyung, profanities stringing from his mouth as your hand went to work.

The coil inside you started to twist and strain, and NamJoon knew by the way your thighs started to shake. A cool burst of air trailed over your core, the emptiness making you whine. “Flip.” NamJoon ordered, smirking as you complied. No words were exchanged as Taehyung and NamJoon switched places, Taehyung quickly slipping a condom over his length. He gently teased you entrance before slamming into you, making you cry out in both pain and pleasure as he rubbed against every inch of your walls. He paused for a second, letting you adjust to the newfound feeling.

Taehyung groaned in pleasure. “Holy fuck… You’re so tight…” When you nodded so he could move, he slowly picked up his pace, lifting you up so your back laid against his chest. The moans that left your mouth only encouraged him to go faster. Slowly, NamJoon reached up and took the lollipop from Taehyung’s mouth, trailing it across your lips for you to trail your tongue on. NamJoon was completely infatuated with the look of ecstasy on your face as Taehyung pounded into you, his hand wrapped around your neck to keep you up against him, your head laying slightly on his shoulder.

The moans that emit from your mouth were pure bliss to NamJoon, his eyes trailing your restrained body. “I swear to god, Y/N… I was so wrong about you.” Taehyung growled in your ear. You giggled softly, followed by a loud groan of pleasure that came straight from your diaphragm. “Taehyung, go slower. She likes to tease so much, we’ll show her what teasing is.” NamJoon chuckled, staring deep into your eyes. Following directions, Taehyung slowed his pace, moving so slowly inside you that it made you cry out. “That’s right, baby girl… Cry for your daddies.” Taehyung grumbled behind you, making NamJoon’s eyebrows lace together.

“Ah, I like the sound of that. I wanna hear her say it.” NamJoon chuckled, trailing the mango flavored lollipop along your chest, circling your nipples, just barely tracing over the bundles of nerves. Taehyung suddenly started slamming into you, following the slowest pace. He hit the certain place that made you scream, your eyes squeezing together. “Fuck!” You yelled out, reaching behind you to grip at the nape of Taehyung’s neck. NamJoon just smiled a devious grin. “Come on, Y/N. I know you want to cum soon. But, you’ve still got to take care of me. And I’m not as giving as Taehyung is. So how about you follow directions that we give you? Then maybe I’ll give you what you need.” NamJoon grumbled, leaning in closer to your face.

Being the little shit you were, you just smirked in response. “L-Lay down, NamJoon.” You whimpered out, watching him as he did as told. You quickly loosened yourself from Taehyung’s grip, landing on your elbows in front of him, your body hovering over NamJoon. “Taehyung, abeoji… Please go faster for your kitten.” You whined out, arching your back so your chest was just barely ghosting over NamJoon, his face contorting to somewhat of an angst-filled lust at the sight of you. With a loud growl from Taehyung, he started slamming into you, quickening his pace with the simple pet names.

You started to moan loudly, your back arching as you met his thrusts, making him go deeper. Taehyung was quickly reaching his high, stilling for a moment, followed by sloppy thrusts to ride out his high. “Fuck!” You yelled out, watching NamJoon’s fit body slip from underneath you, leaving the room. Taehyung pulled out of you, quickly leaving for a moment to discard the condom. Taehyung then just stared at you, going to lay beside you in your fucked out state, a box smile on his face.

He pulled his boxers, then laying where NamJoon was, underneath you.

With a soft giggle, you laid on his chest, kissing his chin. “Hello baby girl.” He growled, biting his bottom lip. “Hello daddy.” You replied, giggling softly as you buried your face in his neck. He was sweaty, radiating with heat. “You didn’t come, did you?”

With another giggle, you shook your head. “No, sorry. Maybe another time we can just do this with just you and me, and we can make sure I do.” You smile against his neck, leaving feathery kisses along it. He chuckled and nodded, staring at you. “Don’t think I’m gross anymore, huh?” You asked, giggling lightly.

Taehyung couldn’t respond before NamJoon walked back in, a new lollipop in his hands. “The other one was too small to work with. Thought I’d get a new one.” He chuckles, making you lift your head to look at him. “You know, I’ve already calmed down from my high. You’re like the only one still hard.” You laughed at him, only followed by Taehyung’s eyebrows lacing together. Taehyung’s long digits drifted to your core, rubbing you right where it was perfect. You gasped deeply, digging your head into his shoulder. “Liar.” Taehyung laughed, continuing to rub you.

Your moans filled the room again. NamJoon’s long digits slipped inside you while Taehyung’s fingers swirled against your clit, making you moan out louder. “Fuck!” You yelled. Not thinking, you pulled Taehyung’s face to yours, locking your lips with his. He quickly mended into yours, his tongue traveling every inch of your mouth. Softly, a grumble of pleasure left both of the boys, before you were ripped from Taehyung’s lips, being held to NamJoon, but of your eyes on the younger.

“What makes you think I’ll let you kiss him? You really deserve to be punished with that small stunt you pulled. "Taehyung-abeoji…” You whined out, still wanting to tease NamJoon to his worst. “Yes kitten?” He purred, sitting up from the headboard. “Was I pulling a stunt?” You giggled, slowly reaching back and running your fingers gently across NamJoon’s length. “I’m sure you were. He should punish you for it.” Taehyung replied, chuckling. You sent him a look of annoyance, before he lifted himself, his lips finding your neck as he sucked large bruises into it.

“I wonder why we haven’t given any proof of our fun tonight, brother.” Taehyung wondered out loud, and NamJoon chuckled. “Right. I guess we were just so caught up in her teasing that we forgot.” NamJoon said, rubbing himself against your entrance, his chest pressed harshly against your back. You gasped softly, now clawing at NamJoon’s sides while Taehyung innocently left hickeys anywhere he wanted. There were ones on your chest, your collarbone, your hips, your thighs, your neck, your jaw, everywhere. This would take a lot of makeup to cover.

NamJoon started leaving hickeys along your shoulder and back, slowly sliding himself into you. He was much thicker than Taehyung, stretching your walls past what Taehyung had. “Gah, Y/N… How are you so tight?” NamJoon moaned out, breathing into your ear gently. You smiled softly, pulling your bottom lip into your mouth as you moaned, feeling him fill every inch of your walls.

His thrusts started slow, letting you get adjusted to him, before quickly picking up speed. Your moans hitched each time he launched himself deep into you. NamJoon’s pants were rigged each time he thrusted into you, his eyes leading up to Taehyung, who was just smirking with a single eyebrow quirked at the two of you.

Slowly, with much trouble, you took Taehyung’s hand, swiftly putting his ring finger and middle finger in your mouth, sucking of them with as much strength as you could muster. Taehyung gasps, trailing his thumb along your bottom lip. “Pretty baby, if you do that, you’re only going to get me turned on again.” He growled, sliding his fingers from your mouth before standing up.

“You know, she has only called me her daddy, Joon-ah.” Taehyung called, making NamJoon’s thrusts slow, looking over to his brother with a smirk. “Oh, that’s right. You’re a great little brother.” The two of them chuckle, before you felt NamJoon’s teeth graze your earlobe.

His thrusts started to slow, only to slam back into you each time. Your moans quickly were replaced with screams. “What’s our names?” He growled into your ear. “F-Fuck!” You yelled out. “Say it, kitten. Or else it’s just going to be more slow, agonizing torturous pleasure for the both of you.” Taehyung growled out, sitting in front of you. Taehyung’s tongue quickly found your breast, sucking on it while his hand kneaded the other, his free hand slowly rubbing circles to your clit. “Oh my fuck, daddy!” You yelled out, and NamJoon’s thrusts were immediately replaced with fast, deep, hard ones. Your left hand reached out and grabbed Taehyung’s shoulder, while the other gripped onto NamJoon’s hip.

The coil in your core quickly tightened with each thrust, your moans hitching as the two of them together pleased every inch of you. The coil soon snapped, your high washing over you. Your walls tightened over NamJoon, making him reach his high as well. The two of them made sure you rode out your orgasm well, their paces slowing.

The boys slowly laid you down, watching you immediately sink into the bed, raising your arms over your head. Both boys laid on either side of you, Taehyung laying his head on your back. “Fuck, guys…” You giggled softly. The boys smiled, and Taehyung shifted so his head was next to yours. He stared at you, smiling softly at your fucked out expression.

“Well, that was fun, but I really have to get home.” You giggled, and sat up, your breathing now regulated. “Do you guys have shirts you don’t mind me keeping?” You asked them, and they tilted their heads, confused. “We have dress-down for 2 weeks starting Monday.” The boys gasped, looking at each other. “Yes!” They cheered slightly, before getting up, NamJoon pulling back on his underwear.

“Get me a shirt that’ll relatively fit me, both of you.” You smiled, and they nodded, running out the room.


By the time Monday rolled around, word had gotten around that you had slept with the Kim brothers. People gave you ultimate respect, as no one could sleep with them, no less the both of them at the same time. There were the girls who had crushes on them calling you a whore, but other than that, people pretty much praised you. Your steps into the school were somewhat of a red-carpet, being greeted by pretty much anyone who recognized you from the crowd.

That day, you wore NamJoon’s shirt, a grey shirt with black designs on it that you had cut, making the ends string to around your belly button. The portion of the shirt that you left ended under your breasts. Your stomach was covered by the white tanktop that you had on underneath, covering the belt of your jeans, your feet covered in black combat boots. A backwards snapback covered your head, the rest of your hair curled to make the whole look just slightly more feminine.

“Ah, there’s the sexy man I’m used to.” You said, wrapping your arms around Taehyung from behind, making him jump slightly, before turning and facing you. “Ah, kitten. There you are.” He smirks, wrapping his arm around you, laying a kiss to your lips gently. “Wait, you two are together?” One of his friends asked, making the two of you look at the girl. “In the sense, yes. You could say that.” He said, smiling. “Aw, shit! Tae has a girlfriend!” She squealed.

You laughed at her, Tae gently hitting his arm. “Hey, Tae. Where’s NamJoon?” You asked, his brown eyes trailing to you. He thought for a second. “Oh, over there.” He pointed down the hall. You looked around, spotting him. “Thanks! See you in first babe!” You leaned up, kissing him lightly before running off.

His eyes turned to you, watching as your hips swayed over to him. His friends all looked over as well, curious to see what he was looking at. They all stared at you as you ran over, NamJoon’s toothy, white grin. “Hey sexy. When you asked for my shirt, I didn’t know you were going to do this!” NamJoon laughs, making all of his friends look at him with surprise. You shrugged and hugged his side. “Wait, isn’t that the nerd from our 1st period?” One of his friends asked. NamJoon laughed for a second. “Dude, I thought that too. Turns out she is the last thing you’d expect. I mean, look at her.” NamJoon said, and you smirked at his friend, cocking your hip into NamJoon’s.

“What? Is she a freak? Cuz all I ever see is her being a loser. A sudden costume change isn’t going to change anything.” He said, and your smile faded slightly. NamJoon stepped foreword to tell him off, but you quickly put your hand on him, stopping him. “Hold up.” You said, making his eyes flick to you. You slowly stepped to him. “I don’t know you personally, but I do see you around school quite a lot. And it’s been more than one occasion that I’ve seen you staring at my ass.” You said, him scoffing in response.

“I’m so sorry to ruin your ego love, but you can call me a nerd all you want. It’s not going to change the fact that you can’t even get a girl to look at you the way I get both Joon-a AND his brother to look at me.” You said, and he raised an eyebrow, NamJoon just laughing at you going off on him. “Oh really? Prove it.” He said, leaning down to your eye. “Which one? The fact that no girl will look at you? Or that I can turn on both of the boys with he same action?” You hissed, and he shrugged. “Both.” He said, and you shrugged. The rest of NamJoon’s friends watched you in anticipation, loving the fact that their friend was getting burned by the ‘nerd’ of the school.

You turned around, walking out into the hall before stopping a really good looking girl. “Excuse me? Can I talk to you for a second?” You asked the girl, and she looked at you confused, but nodded anyway. “You’re a very pretty girl, and my friend and I were putting something to a test. Answer honestly, please.” You smiled, and she nodded, walking into the circle, her friends behind her. “Would you make out with him?” You asked, pointing to the boy. She laughed for a second. “Um… No. Maybe if I were drunk.” She laughed, walking away. The rest of the boys cheered, laughing their asses off.

The boy rolled his eyes, looking back at you. “Hey, do the second one! I wanna see NamJoon’s reaction!” Another one of the guys said happily, laughing. You giggled and looked up at NamJoon, Taehyung walking over. “Perfect timing, little bro! Y/N’s busy roasting Marc.” NamJoon laughed. Taehyung’s jaw dropped, laughing. “Ooh!” Taehyung clapped, the other friend staring at you to see what you had planned.

Like usual, both boys had a lollipop sticking between their lips. “Are you two willing to skip again?” You asked the two of them, and they looked at you, Taehyung looking curious, but NamJoon nodded quickly. Slowly, you tapped your chin, the others watching in anticipation. “How about that lollipop thing you did to Tae?” NamJoon said, chuckling. Your eyes lit up quickly. “Thank you!”

“Wait, what?” The rest of the boys asked, looking at you confused. “Boys, choose for me. Mango or strawberry?”

The boys looked at each other for a second, before one spoke up. “Mango!” He said happily. Simply, you turned to the rest of the group. “Hold my wrists, will you?” You asked the boy who was waiting so excitedly. He obliged, his hands gripping yours. “Now, JungKook, don’t you dare let go. You’re going to be pleasantly surprised.” NamJoon said to the boy. He nodded excitedly, watching as you pressed your lips to NamJoon’s, effectively doing as you had to Tae. Within seconds, the lollipop was now in your mouth rather than his.

You took away your hands, now looking back at the boys. All of their eyes were widened, their mouths agape. After a couple of moments of silence, they all looked up at the the brothers. “You lucky dickheads!” They yelled, making Taehyung and NamJoon laugh. “Aye, she’s really good at video games, too! She’s hard to beat at Black Ops 2!” Tae said, making you laugh. “Only because you fucking suck!” You said, nudging his arm with your elbow.

“Well, I don’t know about you, but I didn’t see either of them getting turned on by that.” The boy, whom earlier you learned was Marc, muttered out. “Awe, is Myspace mad?” You pouted fakely. “Myspace?” NamJoon asked.

“Yeah, because he’s no longer relevant. Now, can we go? I really just wanna spend all day in bed.” You whined softly up to the boys, the rest of them cheering. “No, we actually need todays class. It’s the only way I’m going to graduate.” NamJoon said, and you pouted. “Fine.”

The three of you left off to class, the rest of the boys cheering behind them.


It was around lunch, and you were alone, waiting for the boys to come and save you from your boredom.

The girl from earlier, Tae’s friend, walked up to you, a nervous smile on her face. “Hey Y/N. Do you mind if we talk for a moment?” She asked, making your eyes jump to hers. “Yeah! Of course!” You smiled, making room beside you. “So, I was watching you three earlier… Taehyung is okay with you making out with his brother?” You giggled at her question. “As long as I pay attention to him as well, and I give them both the separate attention they need, they’re both fine with it.” You explained, smiling. “How does that work?” She asked.

“Well, they’re each dangerous on their own, but when they’re together, they make a completely different person. Like, NamJoon is a very dominant person on his own. Tae is a very shy boy on his own. But together, they balance each other out. Tae brings out the softer side of Joon-a, and Joon-a brings out the harder side in Tae. So, when I get them alone, they open up a little more. Now, I’ve really only been talking to them for like 6 days excluding the weekend, but they’re pretty interesting.” You said, smiling at her.

“Wow, Tae was right. You are really cool. Usually when a girl sleeps with someone, they don’t pay attention to their personalities.” She said. “I’ve known them for 3 years.” You laughed, suddenly feeling lips on your cheek, along with legs pressed against yours. “Gloating about us, are you?” Taehyung’s voice caught you attention, making you laugh. “Maybe.”

The boys chuckled, then Taehyung spoke again. “We can go now, if you’d like.” You gasped, smiling widely. “Sweet! Oh my god, I’ve been turned on since like 3rd period thanks to you, Tae.”

Tae laughed as you stood them up, dragging them away by their belts.

Now, you could get used to this life.

anonymous asked:

I saw your tag "their height difference makes everything fuckable between them" or sth so I got curious.... Which couple scores the most concerning this tag?

this is an important question and i love you for it.

first of all,

  • krisho is just wow i like how kris’s hand is bigger than junmyeon’s whole existence

  • xiukris because if kris accidentally step on minseok he would probably kill him
  • xiumin with everyone tho

  • everyone with kris are you kidding me

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  • kyungsoo with everyone

speaks for itself.

feisty tiny thing

much tiny very cute

  • baekyeol. if they didn’t even had a bit of genital to genital action together im going to be highly dissappointed