speaking fish

Can I just say how intensely proud I am of Shia LaBeouf for taking all the crap, all the criticism and abuse, from the media, from the legal system, from FUCKING NAZIS, that he does and still getting the fuck back up again. He’s not a perfect person obviously, but he is a good one and I wish I had even half his courage and fortitude. He astonishes me and I love and support him and his message.

anonymous asked:

Sum up Critical Role and/or The Adventure Zone in 15 words or less each

OH SHIT OKAY UM

Critical Role: very talented, sarcastic, and emotional group of adventurers save the world while pranking each other

The Adventure Zone: three dudes that are both the worst and the best try to reclaim Grand Relics

that’s really hard but um even if those little snippets didn’t convince you, here are some great quotes from both of the podcasts that will hopefully win you over:

Critical Role

  • “Your dumb idea cut my hand!” 
  • “I turn into a Triceratops.”
  • “That fucking sword…ate your soul!”
  • “In the darkness I say FUCK!”
  • “Remember that time you killed a kid?”
  • “I used my last magic poo to look at my daughter!”
  • “For god’s sake, find me a beret!”
  • “New Dad is wearing Old Dad’s skin!”
  • “I don’t speak fish.”
  • “I must have missed it because I was dead.”

The Adventure Zone

  • “Abraca-fuck you!”
  • “There’s no yelling in Fantasy Costco.”
  • “Are you asking about a cliff because you want to throw the body off of it?”
  • “Hey thug what’s your name I’m gonna tentacle your dick.”
  • “I will burn a spell slot on you I give no shits.”
  • “Are you naming your goddamn wizard Taco?”
  • “Oh, god, Dad just said the word hentai out loud.”
  • “I wanna rip its arms off.”
  • “ELVISH IS NOT DORKY, DAD.”
  • “Well, I did detect good enough to see through your horseshit, so.”

GO LISTEN TO THEM BOTH THEY ARE DELIGHTFUL

Multilingual Nico though
  • Like I have this hc that Nico knows like 9 languages
  • There’s a new, really young camper who’s native language is Korean and can only speak a little English. Everyone’s like “Oh no, how we gonna explain everything???? Nico just rocks up and speaks to them fluently 
  • People are like???? When??? How???? 
  • And he’s just so casual about it “When I was figuring out how to shadow travel I ended up in a lot of places ya know” 
  • “Do you watch anime subbed or dubbed?” “Neither, the dubs are normally wrong so I just watch it in Japanese” “Uhhhh…” 
  • He likes a lot of foreign punk bands pass it on
  • Him and Piper have conversations in French to annoy Jason
  • Frank can sort of follow along (He’s Canadian guys) and his Grandma also taught him a little Mandarin so they try and chat in that and it’s just funny
  • He overhears Leo talking about how pretty Calypso is in Spanish, or cussing out his project that just won’t work and he’s there like… “You know I speak Spanish right?” 
  • Percy feels superior because Nico can’t speak fish but he’s just “Yeah, it’s not my type” 
  • Will loves it
So me and my brother were thinking

in the episode of fairly odd parents called “momnipresent”, timmy’s mom states first that she worked for the cia and then that she was a double agent for the russians. the show started in 2001, which would have made timmy, who’s canonically ten years old, born in 1991. in another episode, timmy visits the past and witnesses his parents and crocker as ten year olds in the early 1970s. in momnipresent timmy’s mom is shown to be fluent in russian and is still on good terms with the russian government, as a general in a submarine greets her respectfully. she doesn’t look traditionally russian, which would make her a good candidate for the russian government to send over as a spy during the cold war. she also states in momnipresent that she is no longer working for the cia, but says nothing about the russian government.
tldr, timmy’s mom is a communist spy working for the russian government.

“Your wife is hot” - Bruce Wayne x Reader

Here’s for you :), and I thank you very much ^^

Part two

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The league discovered that Batman made files on all of them. Files in which were their secret identities, the way they could be defeated, and a all lot of personal details. And so they were…pretty mad at him. They felt like he betrayed their trust, while all he wanted to do was to make sure the World was safe. So the bat had to amend himself. He told all of them he was Bruce Wayne. And that’s the story of how a bunch of superheroes invaded your home. 

They first went to see the Batcave, which left you enough time to try and relax. It wasn’t everyday that you met the biggest superheroes of the World. You already encountered Superman, who was in real life Clark Kent, your husband’s best friend. You also were friend with Wonder Woman, having actually quite a lot in common with Diana Price. And your eldest son was friend with The Flash sidekick, Kid Flash, even though you never actually met Barry Allen, you felt like Wally told you enough things about him that you knew you’d probably get along. But the rest…Well, you were just super stressed. 

Of course, you knew all of them, extensively actually. You knew what they liked and didn’t like, their personality…Hum, you might have, MIGHT, read Bruce’s files on them. Curiosity. It was your biggest flaw. 

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Justice League, Meet The Avengers

Batsy has created a chatroom.

Batsy has added Alfredo Pasta.

Batsy: Alfred.

Alfredo Pasta: Yes, Master Bruce?

Batsy: Was it Barry or Oliver this time?

Alfredo Pasta: It was the young speedster, Master Bruce.

Batsy has added Bear.

Batsy: Stop. Changing. Our. Names.

Bear: Alfredo Pasta, you snitched on me?

Alfredo Pasta: No regrets, son.

Alfredo Pasta: Was there something you needed, Master Bruce?

Batsy: I want to know the current status of the rest of the league.

Alfredo Pasta: Inviting them over for dinner? I shall prepare the table.

Batsy: No - a meeting that involves food, Alfred!

Bear: Ooooh are we having Lobster Thermidor? Arthur won’t like that.

Bear: I’ll be back in a… Flash. Gotta take care of my good pal Captain Cold.

Bear has left the chat.

Alfredo Pasta: It seems all members of the JLA are currently preoccupied.

Batsy: Even Clark? What could Arthur be doing? And Diana?

Alfredo Pasta: Saving the world, of course.

Alfredo Pasta: Except for Arthur. He’s at an aquarium.

Batsy: Are there any criminals out?

Alfredo Pasta: I’m afraid not, Master Bruce. Master Dick has done an exceptional job of keeping them at bay.

Batsy:

Batsy: What’s the Joker up to?

Alfredo Pasta: He’s in hiding after your last debacle with him.

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ocean asks
  • salt water: who's on your mind?
  • sea shells: what is your aesthetic?
  • sandy beaches: what soothes you?
  • coral reef: what colors speak to you?
  • jelly fish: what odd talent do you have?
  • manta ray: pick 3 words describe your current mood
  • dolphin: what motivates you?
  • shark: what scares you?
  • sea turtle: if you were a deity, what would you be and why?
  • whale: what is the biggest obstacle you've overcome?
  • starfish: where do you get your inspiration?
  • anemone: what is your greatest aspiration?
  • eel: tell us a good quote!
  • fins: what makes something home to you?
  • pearls: what is beauty to you?
  • castaway: what is your biggest regret?
  • mermaid: how were you kind today?
  • crab: what's your best insult?
  • seaweed: if you had a garden, what would you grow?
  • ocean spray: describe joy
  • tides: what angers you?
  • angelfish: what blogs do recommend?
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