speak 'n spell

anonymous asked:

I just finished Liam's Quest 2.0 and. Wow. WOW. The "my friend" bit got me SOBBING

same here buddy. Liam’s always so overwhelming, heartwarmingly honest and that was just. true friendship is trapping your friends in a D&D game so you can tell them how much they mean to you in a speak-n-spell voice in front of a few thousand strangers

What if E.T. AU with carapaces as the aliens and they scattered to the spots with the four kids.

WV is nonverbal due to past experiences so he uses a Speak-N-Spell to communicate with John and his Dad. He is incredibly rude and John teaches him manners and also about human life, but he has to keep WV inside the house all the time because ALIEN.

Rose trying to be at least somewhat civilized with WQ even though Mom is running scientific tests with her all the time. Not invasive ones, just things to understand more about where she is from and what she is and what she does.

AR landing right on top of Dave and Bro’s house and eventually everyone in the apartment complex comes to accept that those Strider brothers have a family visitor who is an extreme furry roleplay enthusiast and that’s why AR is wearing a fursuit the whole time. Eventually AR gathers up all of Dave’s things and hauls the boy up and out of the abusive household he’s in and he just runs the fuck away with Dave to live with WV and John instead. Without taking off the fursuit.

PM landing on Jade’s island results in very little actually changing, Jade just treats PM like a regular guest instead.

anonymous asked:

can you give me lessons in french im taking it in a month and i know nothing but with your help i could be fluent in two days flat

OUI MONSIEUR français c’est EASY!!! you just have to er…’ow u say uh..stick the EIFFEL TOWER up your HON HON HON oui??? and when ze peoples ask vou if vou likes croissant, say OUI OUI OUI and SHOVE 983284 PETITE BAGUETTES DOWN ZE THROAT

specialcolorfulshabon  asked:

AU meta question: if the New Directions kids (both past and present) were toys in a Toy Story-esque universe, what toys would each of them be?

  • Rachel: Tamagotchi
  • Artie: AUTOBOT
  • Kurt: Rainbow-colored Beanie Baby
  • Mercedes: Care Bear (IMAGINE THE KURTCEDES TEDDY BEAR PICNICS)
  • Tina: Matryoshka doll
  • Finn: Rex
  • Puck: G.I. Joe
  • Quinn: American Girl doll
  • Santana: Bratz
  • Brittany: A Barbie with many different outfits and callings in life, thus completing the Unholy Trinity
  • Jesse: Terrifying bobble-head
  • Mike: Slinky
  • Matt: One of those wind-up toys that proceeds in a straight line
  • Sam: Furby
  • Lauren: Troll doll
  • Blaine: A well-dressed teddy bear (IMAGINE THE TEDDY BEAR PICNIC IN THE SUBSTITUTE)
  • Rory: Speak ‘n’ Spell
  • Sugar: Squeaky toy ala Wheezy the sad penguin
  • Teen Jesus: Figurine in a Nativity set / The Jesus on the Christmas tree
  • Unique: That musical box princess Sarah owns in Labyrinth
  • Marley: Polly Pocket (no one likes Polly Pocket, but WHAT DID POLLY POCKET EVER DO TO YOU?)
  • Jake: Tickle Me Elmo
  • Ryder: Lego man
  • Kitty: Hello Kitty
  • Roderick: THIS VTech toy
  • Jane: Amiibo figurine
  • Mason: Raggedy Andy
  • Madison: Raggedy Anne
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Message from artificial intelligence.. by Michael Cordedda
Via Flickr:
“Help.” speak n spell in the dark with a long exposure! thought it looked pretty cool :)