I just finished Liam's Quest 2.0 and. Wow. WOW. The "my friend" bit got me SOBBING
same here buddy. Liam’s always so overwhelming, heartwarmingly honest and that was just. true friendship is trapping your friends in a D&D game so you can tell them how much they mean to you in a speak-n-spell voice in front of a few thousand strangers
I was at a family gathering - big house, lots of people of all ages, food everywhere - and Rhett was there. I’d come with the express purpose of flirting with him, but as soon as I saw he’d brought Jessie, I started flirting with her. And she flirted back. We were both idiots, making eyes over the potato salad and trading leers across the picnic table while everyone was like WE CAN SEE YOU. So I decide to post to Tumblr (that’s normal right?) but instead of a phone I pull out my old netbook and try to be sly. Rhett’s like HEY WAT R U DOING and keeps trying to look, so I start going around to different places trying to compose my post. I’m trying to type like “omg you guys I’m in love with Jessie and she’s flirting with me what do I do she smells good”, meanwhile the device keeps changing from my netbook to a flip phone to a Palm Pilot to like idk a Speak N Spell or something. And Rhett keeps appearing trying to look over my shoulder, at one point he comes up behind me and puts his hand on my ass like hey gurl can i see and I’m like no go away i’m trying 2 seduce ur wife on the internet.
What if E.T. AU with carapaces as the aliens and they scattered to the spots with the four kids.
WV is nonverbal due to past experiences so he uses a Speak-N-Spell to communicate with John and his Dad. He is incredibly rude and John teaches him manners and also about human life, but he has to keep WV inside the house all the time because ALIEN.
Rose trying to be at least somewhat civilized with WQ even though Mom is running scientific tests with her all the time. Not invasive ones, just things to understand more about where she is from and what she is and what she does.
AR landing right on top of Dave and Bro’s house and eventually everyone in the apartment complex comes to accept that those Strider brothers have a family visitor who is an extreme furry roleplay enthusiast and that’s why AR is wearing a fursuit the whole time. Eventually AR gathers up all of Dave’s things and hauls the boy up and out of the abusive household he’s in and he just runs the fuck away with Dave to live with WV and John instead. Without taking off the fursuit.
PM landing on Jade’s island results in very little actually changing, Jade just treats PM like a regular guest instead.
can you give me lessons in french im taking it in a month and i know nothing but with your help i could be fluent in two days flat
OUI MONSIEUR français c’est EASY!!! you just have to er…’ow u say uh..stick the EIFFEL TOWER up your HON HON HON oui??? and when ze peoples ask vou if vou likes croissant, say OUI OUI OUI and SHOVE 983284 PETITE BAGUETTES DOWN ZE THROAT