spawn of venus

  • Sarada: Dad, how come we're the only Uchiha?
  • Sasuke: Well you see honey, when papa was about 8, the man who would've been your uncle slaughtered our family for the sake of national security. He never told papa this, and consequently I killed him in cold blood at 15. What little was left after that died in battle when the Seventh Hokage and I saved the world from an ancient shinobi who spawned from some kind of venus flytrap looking motherfucker.