sparkling wit

anonymous asked:

Hello, I am a sad child who has never delved into the "podcast world" and has no idea how to access information via podcasts...but I do NOT want to miss this awesome SJM podcast book-talk thing! How do I get in on this?? Can I do it online? On mobile? Do I need an app? I'm so sorry if this is common knowledge and/or a stupid question, I'm just clueless but want to participate :)

Hi dear sad child,

The podcasts will be uploaded to Soundcloud, and eventually to iTunes so you can download them from there. @squaddreamcourt is the technical person with all of this so she might have something to add - you are just getting my sparkling personality and wit and amazing organizational skills, so honestly I’m not like… the best person to explain the tech side.

We have made a separate account @sjmpodcast if you want to follow that, but we will reblog links and such from our own blogs. We are thinking we will have one a week posted. But this is all new and… a lot of trial and error going on right now.

Thanks for asking! That was a good question.

(Also I am steadily getting ideas in my inbox… there are no dumb questions/suggestions, send them all in! It might also be a good idea if you let us know what fanfic authors you’d like us to talk to? I’m not sure if we’ve mentioned that.)

it’s a shame tomoyo cant use her powers anymore 
cause that just means one beautiful person less to smack some sense to watanuki

Here is my contribution to PosterPosse #WomensHistoryMonth  celebration. #AgathaChristie #print available here

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As this blog’s 3-year anniversary closes, I present to you the cast of 2016! Along with my characters, this poster also features the few followers that have been, are being, and will be assimilated used as secondary characters here. To all of Ask Bananas Wit’s family, friends, foes, favorites, and fixtures following it, thank you for developing its subject’s character and being a part of his life so far!

Local characters: Bananas “Amble Wit” Wit (1940s), Bananas “Bad Wit" Wit, Bananas “Firstwit” Wit (1900s), Bananas “Hot Wit” Wit (1950s), Bananas “Poorwit” Wit (1910s), Bananas “Soul Wit” Wit (1970s), Bananas “Sparkle Wit” Wit (1980s), Bananas “Witsend” Wit (1990s), Bananas “Witshine” Wit (1960s), Bananas “Wittersweet” Wit (1930s), Bananas “Witty” Wit (1920s), Bananas “Witzilla” Wit, Bananas Wit, Bananas Witney, and Ultrawit.

Out-of-blog characters: Applejack (Bounty Hunter), Banana Pie, Batpony/Bruce Mane, Bo Diddly, Bumble Buzz, Elder, Falsafa, Gurumone and Rosemary, Humble Pie, Input, King Sombra(’s muzzle), Peachy Pit, Random “ALOS” Idea, Sonata Dusk, Sweetgrass, Sweety Peach, the Tinkerer, and Zap Point.

By the way, if your pony isn’t included here and you haven’t seen this picture yet, go check it out; he or she might be represented there!

Special thanks go to ALOS for promoting, contributing to, and being an all-around aficionado of Ask Bananas Wit for the past year. Happy to be of service! :)

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When Clarke Bennet, a girl of modest means but sparkling wit, meets Lexa Darcy, a proud and inscrutable gentlewoman in possession of a fortune, sparks fly. Clarke is immediately determined to hate the disagreeable Darcy, but when her older sister Raven starts falling for Lexa’s best friend Anya, she finds herself drawn into a tangled web of social snubs and ties of blood and friendship that will either lead to the deepest happiness the world has known, or the ruin of her family’s good name and prospects.

Mod: Happy birthday, Banana Pie! Sorry Bananas Wit couldn’t be there, but he’s conveniently stepped out. And by “conveniently stepped out,” I mean that he bolted into a nearby deep forest as soon as he learned that today is your birthday, never to be heard from again until tomorrow. He also told me not to tell you that.

Napoleon has always known that he is exceptional. He’s never been particularly humble, quite the opposite, actually, and he knows that he’s always been more different, sharper than the rest, better, stronger, he’s always known his own value, he’s always known how to get what he wants.

Really, Napoleon prefers to call himself an entertainer. In his life he has met a lot of people, bad people, good people, foolish people, ignorant people. He’s learned how to play his game in front of every audience, he’s learned how to adapt, he’s gotten used to changing the flow of the river his way. He doesn’t even know who he is anymore, because he has become so many roles. He doesn’t know what honesty is, what bravery is. He has never needed anything except his sparkling wit and forwardness, as his specific skill set allows him the perfect cover to hide under.

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Hot Wit: Yeehaw! You got ‘im, Applejack!
Applejack: Y'all didn’t think ah was gonna let 'im get away with robbin’ that there bank, didja? Besides, ah could use the bounty to buy me a licorice stick!
Bad Wit: Consarnit! Foiled again!

As this blog’s 2-year anniversary closes, I present to you the cast of 2015! Along with my characters, this poster also features the several followers that have been, are being, and will be assimilated used as secondary characters here. To all of Ask Bananas Wit’s family, friends, foes, favorites, and fixtures following it, thank you for developing its subject’s character and being a part of his life so far!

Local characters: Bananas “Amble Wit” Wit (1940s), Bananas “Bad Wit” Wit, Bananas “Firstwit” Wit (1900s) as Bumble Buzz, Bananas “Hot Wit” Wit (1950s), Bananas “Poorwit” Wit (1910s), Bananas “Soul Wit” Wit (1970s), Bananas “Sparkle Wit” Wit (1980s), Bananas “Witsend” Wit (1990s), Bananas “Witshine” Wit (1960s), Bananas “Wittersweet” Wit (1930s), Bananas “Witty” Wit (1920s), Bananas Wit, Berry Isthmus, Ultrawit, and Wonder Wit.

Out-of-blog characters: Applejack (Bounty Hunter), Applejack (Ronin), Archibald T. Manaford, Banana Pie, Bo Diddly, Bright Idea, Comb the Combel, Frosty Mint, King Sombra(’s muzzle), Peachy Pit, Pembroke W. Korgi, Poké, Random “ALOS” Idea, Sarsaparilla Hoofer, Scribbles Styal, Sonata Dusk, Sweet Disaster, Sweetgrass, Sweety Peach, Viola, and Zap Point.

Special thanks go to ALOS for promoting, contributing to, and being an all-around aficionado of Ask Bananas Wit for the past year. Happy to be of service! :)

Wits on a Wheel
Of course, Ask Bananas Wit’s 1-year anniversary wouldn’t be complete without mentioning the 20th Century Colts who helped celebrate the blog’s 100-follower milestones at the end of their respective decades, from the 1900s (100 followers) to the 1990s (1,000 followers). Here they are!

Same Prompt Fic Party- Summer 2016

SURPRISE NERDS BET YOU THOUGHT YOU’D SEEN THE LAST OF ME

I quit doing the monthly prompt parties September of last year, but there was so call and request to bring them back on at least a smaller schedule, so here we are. Did you miss me? Be honest (Never be honest) 

There are a lot more of you here than when I stopped doing these, and I HOPE some of you are here for the Harumichi as well as my sparkling wit, and so I formally invite you to join our same prompt fic party!

Our prompt for this party is: 

Everything I had to sacrifice

Take it in all sorts of directions–AUs, whatever. As long as it’s from the prompt, it’s all good. 

Everything’s gotta be RULES RULES RULES

  • Fics, art, whatever always welcomed and encouraged
  • Post to your blog and then send your link to me in an ask, submission, or fanmail, IF YOU DON’T DO THIS I’M UNLIKELY TO SEE IT
  • Has to use the prompt and include a strong Harumichi element
  • Entries are due June 18th at 6:00 pm Mountain time 
  • Word limit for fics is 10k (Doc, why is there a limit? Because I hold myself accountable to read every fic that comes in for this)
  • The prize is THE MEANING OF SACRIFICE
  • I will assemble these into a glorious masterpost 
  • If you have any questions let me know!

It’s been a long time, so I’m hoping some of you will be revitalized by this. JOIN US. 

Do you ever get really emotional because you’re thinking about the fact that you are able to witness the sparkling and wonderful human being that is Taylor Swift be her lovely self while doing what she loves and while inspiring so many people to seek happiness and confidence in their own lives because she’s constantly proving that when bricks are being thrown the best thing to do is build castles and shake it off?

Because same.