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Go, Go Backstreet Rangers!

I was going to post this during my next social media round on Wednesday, but Nick Carter beat me to it! My friend Katrina Sharp commissioned this illustration for her friend Jaymee Stanford at Epic Games and apparently it has already made some rounds, haha. Thanks again to Nick for the share! I’m stoked that he liked it! XD

  • XCOM Ranger: But Commander, beating the Elders… it can’t be done. You’re asking us to die.
  • The Commander: Yeah… I guess I am.
  • XCOM Sharpshooter: [stands up] Commander, I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I will be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.
  • XCOM Grenadier: [stands up] You’re honorable, Commander. I will fight beside you. And in the end, I will see my wife and daughter.
  • SPARK-001: [stands up] I am SPARK.
  • XCOM Ranger: Aww, what the hell, I don’t got that long a lifespan anyway… [stands up] Well now I’m standing. Happy? We’re all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.

Had so much fun with this one, was thinking one day about those dogs playing poker paintings and how much fun it would be to have evil AIs playing poker. Well, mostly evil, Alpha 5 is just sorta wrong place wrong time… and Zordon isn’t going to be too happy with him either.

If you’d like to own a print of this yourself you can find it on our etsy shop here! - https://www.etsy.com/listing/192777725/a-cold-bluff-evil-ai-parody-art-print