IDW Rodimus, Drift, Brainstorm, Red Alert, and Skids reacting to their Cybertronian s/o on pain meds that make them loopy and just saying random stuff like "I like your aft" and "Ratchet took my thumb" and "I'm stuck in robot mode, someone must've stole my t-cog" and other crazy stuff please? (I absolutely love your headcanons <3 )
Rodimus is a total aft and gets Rewind in there to record you. He plays a prank on you, telling you “We’re headed to a planet totally made up of water, okay? We’re gonna have to replace your legs with a mermaid tail. It’s okay, the whole crew is doing it, even me.” Then he laughs as you freak out.
Drift laughs as he tries to get you comfortable in berth. “I like your aft.” He just chuckles and says, “Thanks, I like yours too” as he fluffs your pillows. Then he lays down next to you and tries to get you to take a nap.
Brainstorm is laughing hysterically and egging you on. “Ratchet took your thumb? Want me to make you new one? I can make it better than the old one.” He has no idea what you’re even talking about half the time, but damn if it isn’t the funniest thing.
Red Alert is between amusement and paranoia. Yeah, it’s probably the drugs, but what if you’re spilling stuff from your subconscious? Could Rung secretly have a spark-eater disease? He’ll have to look into it.
Skids takes you around to say hi to people, you know, ‘cause you must’ve really missed everyone while you were in the medbay. It’s pretty funny until Rung scolds him. He takes you back to his habsuite for cuddles and a nap.