spare-change

AU where Dex is a crossroads demon

  • Sometimes when the guys are feeling spooky, they turn off the lights in the Haus and tell stories of the crossroads demon that haunts the corner stop and shop.
  • The story of how to summon him changes with every telling. Sometimes it’s a spray of poppies on the crosswalk, or a shot of tequila, or a handful of spare change, or a scrap of flannel
  • The summoning doesn’t matter, or the deals the demon makes, it’s all about the payment.
  • Bc a normal demon goes for souls and bones, but the murder stop and shop demon goes for…other things.
  • A lock of hair, a poem, a promise sealed with blood, a favored possession too loved to part with like a bike, or a book, or a child. And don’t think of weaseling out of payment, because the demon collects.
  • It’ll collect right out of your kneecaps if you’re not careful.
  • One day Eric Bittle is desperate enough to chance it.
Back to school tips🌹

Alright y'all, with school season comin back, here are some prime hoe tips to get y'all ready to slay.

🌹1. Develop a skincare regimen at least once daily: wash, exfoliate*, mask*, toner, essential oils, moisturize.
*once weekly, to avoid overshocking your skin.
🌙2.Tea tree oil is bomb for acne and acne scars. Apply that shit.

🌹 Coconut oil and castor oil for brow/lash growth every night.

🌙Go through your closet, and toss clothes you don’t wear. Invest in more neutral colors and fits to configure a wider variety of cute ass outfits.

🌹 Don’t be afraid to thrift shop; places like TJ Maxx and The Goodwill have bomb ass brands for cheap.

🌙 Get your books/supplies ready a week before. Prepare yourself.

🌹 Have all of your test dates/assignment due dates in your phone before classes start. Make sure to request off days of work the nights before major assignments and exams if you can help it.

🌙 Things to keep in a bag in your locker: pads/tampons, an extra pair of panties, a spare change of clothes & shoes(in case of a wardrobe malfunction), hairbrush and hairtie, nail file & clippers, makeup remover wipes, concealer, masacara, gum, water bottle, extra pens, some spare cash, phone charger, and earbuds.

🌹 Keep a water bottle in ya bag at all times. A hoes gotta be hydrated.

🌙 Keep up with ya studies

🌹 A week before school starts, develop getting sleep schedule for school by going to bed half an hour earlier every night. This’ll make waking up earlier less of a hell, trust me.

🌙Have a go-to makeup look for school that takes 30 mins or less as a default, if you beat your face in the morning.

🌹 Replace coffee with tea for a more healthy caffeine fix before class.

🌙 Prepare yourself a decent breakfast before you go to bed, so you can easily grab and go in the morning. Breakfast kickstarts your metabolism and decreases cravings throughout the day, and generally boosts your mood and brain power.

🌹If you wear a uniform, make sure that shit is comfortable and actually fits you. Make sure nothing hangs off of you, cuts off circulation, itches, irritates, etc.

🌙Need a break from studying? Work out. Burn some calories, clear your mind, and stimulate your brain with some exercise. Swear to god this keeps my grades up and my body lookin fly.

🌹Invest in a hair mask (any pharmacy or makeup outlet will have them), or make one yourself. They make your hair super soft and shiny for flipping it when you walk past that group of girls who hate you lol

Thats all I can think of for now beauties, get good grades, I believe in all of y'all✨🌹

💞Back To School Glow Up💞

Alright y'all, with school season comin back, here are some prime hoe tips to get y'all ready to slay.

1. Develop a skincare regimen at least once daily: wash, exfoliate*, mask*, toner, essential oils, moisturize.

*once weekly, to avoid overshocking your skin.

2. Tea tree oil is bomb for acne and acne scars. Apply that shit.

3. Coconut oil and castor oil for brow/lash growth every night.

4. Go through your closet, and toss clothes you don’t wear. Invest in more neutral colors and fits to configure a wider variety of cute ass outfits.

5. Don’t be afraid to thrift shop; places like TJ Maxx and The Goodwill have bomb ass brands for cheap.

6. Get your books/supplies ready a week before. Prepare yourself.

7. Have all of your test dates/assignment due dates in your phone before classes start. Make sure to request off days of work the nights before major assignments and exams if you can help it.

8. Things to keep in a bag in your locker: pads/tampons, an extra pair of panties, a spare change of clothes & shoes(in case of a wardrobe malfunction), hairbrush and hairtie, nail file & clippers, makeup remover wipes, concealer, masacara, gum, water bottle, extra pens, some spare cash, phone charger, and earbuds.

9. Keep a water bottle in ya bag at all times. A hoes gotta be hydrated.

10. Keep up with ya studies (see my School and Studying Tips post for more details on how to boost that GPA)

11. A week before school starts, develop getting sleep schedule for school by going to bed half an hour earlier every night. This’ll make waking up earlier less of a hell, trust me.

12. Have a go-to makeup look for school that takes 30 mins or less as a default, if you beat your face in the morning.

13. Replace coffee with tea for a more healthy caffeine fix before class.

14. Prepare yourself a decent breakfast before you go to bed, so you can easily grab and go in the morning. Breakfast kickstarts your metabolism and decreases cravings throughout the day, and generally boosts your mood and brain power.

15. If you wear a uniform, make sure that shit is comfortable and actually fits you. Make sure nothing hangs off of you, cuts off circulation, itches, irritates, etc.

16. Need a break from studying? Work out. Burn some calories, clear your mind, and stimulate your brain with some exercise. Swear to god this keeps my grades up and my body lookin fly.

17. Invest in a hair mask (any pharmacy or makeup outlet will have them), or make one yourself. They make your hair super soft and shiny for flipping it when you walk past that group of girls who hate you lol

Thats all I can think of for now hoes, get good grades, I believe in all of y'all✨
More otp prompts!! Mall shenanigans
  • #1
  • Person A: do you have any spare change? I wanna make a wish *points at fountain*
  • Person B, with a nonchalant expression: *whiPS OUT THEIR WHOLE WALLET AND POURS A HANDFUL OF COINS INTO THEIR HAND* take them all
  • #2
  • *Person A and B are on an escalator adjacent from a large mirror wall*
  • Person B: look at that cute person in the reflection
  • Person A: *glances worriedly at all the other people*
  • Person B: ...*lifts finger to point at Person A*
  • Person A:
  • Person A: oH !! GOODNESS Y OU MEANT ME!!! :'DD
  • #3
  • *in clothing store*
  • Person A: I'm buying this shirt for you, you'd look good in it
  • Person B: but u would look way better in it
  • Person A: but,,, they only have in it your size,,,
  • Person B, starting to get red: e exactly
  • [that can either be hilarious or adorable depending on if Person B is smaller or bigger than Person A LMAO]
  • #4
  • *in a game store*
  • Person A: *suggests they play Mario games on the demo Nintendo consoles*
  • Person B, thinking: ok why not
  • Person B, 30 minutes later, walking out of the store, with a pout and a grinning Person A in tow: yOu can't just distract me with kisses and expect me NOT to yell in frustration for you making me lose I'm-
  • #5
  • Person B: I'm tired
  • Person A: it's only been like 15 minutes
  • Person B, starting to cling to Person A: that's whyy
  • Person A, blushing n smiling: ok ok break time
  • Person A & B: end up lazily chilling in the food court for like 2 hours
If you read this, do one of these things:

1. Sit for a meditation.
2. Make a cup of tea.
3. Smile at a stranger.
4. Give spare change/food to the next homeless person you see.
5. Put on your current jam and dance.
6. Think of someone you are grateful for and then tell them.
7. Pray.
8. Do a yoga sesh.
9. Light some incense and dedicate its fragrance to making the world more beautiful.
10. Laugh until it’s real.
11. Eat something nourishing.
12. Take a luxurious bath and tell the outside world to fuck off for a little while.
13. Watch a documentary.
14. Read some of a book.
15. Write a poem about this moment.
16. Go for a walk and find a nifty rock.
17. Learn an origami trick you can do with a dollar bill.
18. Practice reiki.
19. Draw a tarot card.
20. Clean your room.
21. Take a thorough exhale and deep inhale.
22. Apologize to yourself for something.
23. Thank yourself for something.
24. Start a journal or write in your journal.
25. Take a nap.

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Broderbund killing it again with another quality game. I loved Spare Change when I was a kid. Loved. It. Set in an arcade or amusement park type place, two robots run around stealing tokens from all the machines and putting them in a piggy bank. Your job, as the arcade owner/good samaritan/random guy who doesn’t know what’s going on, is to save and bank the tokens (in those white cubes on the left of the screen). But in order to do this you need to stall the robots from their thieving spree, so you must use some of the tokens to insert in the various amusement machines in the place to distract them. The robots thankfully aren’t very smart and immediately flock to the source of the distraction that you choose (in screens 2 and 3 you can see them dancing around like idiots in front of the jukebox), giving you a few seconds to pinch some tokens. If you run out, the cash register provides money for more (and the safe provides money for the register). The more tokens you save, the more money you have next level.

Level 1 begins with just the jukebox to distract them. I quickly memorized the 3 short songs it plays at an early age, because as soon as they end the robots briefly fumble about, as if they’re realizing, “Oh right, we were robbing this place blind, weren’t we” and then scramble off to continue doing so. Level 1 also features a phone but it’s useless; level 2 is when a second phone appears that you can use to get them to yap to each other briefly. A popcorn machine with some very realistic popping noise and action appears in level 3 (and I got pretty good at this game in order to get there because I really liked the popcorn machine).

10 tokens in the bank opens the door to the intermission between levels, the mysterious “Zerk Show,” which initially sounds like something restricted to 18 and older but it is really just a short slapstick routine involving the two robots for your mild amusement.

Listen. If you own a car or a vehicle of any sort, please make sure that you have the following with you at all times:

- a spare tire
- a tire changing tool kit
- jumper cables (for your battery)

And just in case you don’t know how to change a tire, or recharge your battery:

How To Change a Tire
How To Jump Start your car battery

This has been a PSA (brought to you by having to stand in your driveway in the pouring rain at 5:30 am in the morning as you frantically try to figure out this shit singlehandedly!!!)

ok so everyone has this weird idea that ron goes on splurges after the war but no ?? he lived his entire life without a lot of money to go around so he would be ridiculously uptight about ordering expensive and materialistic things and like, one time, him and hermione would be on a lunch date ordering some coffee and he would refuse to buy himself a larger size even though everyone knows that he overworks in the auror office and hermione’s like, fuck dude, we get it, you want your small coffee! so they walk out and ron sees these people lining the streets for the soup kitchen and he walks right over and dishes out his pouch and literally dumps all of his spare change into the donations box. and by spare change, i mean like, a lot of fucking money. ronald weasley is a good man, don’t play him dirty like that y’all

Cherry Bomb (Taeyong x Reader)

Rating: M

(A/N) OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN!!!! I GAVE YOU A SMUT, I WROTE ANOTHER ONE…OH BABY, BABY! Anyway, here’s some yummy retro Taeyong smutty goodness. A little short and sweet, but definitely gets its point across if you know what mean :^)))))))))) Enjoy!

Originally posted by jonqins

It felt weird walking into an arcade, having not visited one since when you were younger. The welcoming sounds of heavily synthesized music, trigger clicks, and the smacking of big plastic buttons brought back a wave of nostalgia and made you smile as you peered over the shoulders of people playing. There were no kids in sight though, just people around your age who laughed and joked, drank, reminiscing in their childhood. You’d been coerced into going to a twenty one and older event at the local vintage arcade that had just opened down the street from your apartment. People were going bananas of the shiny restored arcade machines, vintage interior, and nostalgic music.

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The Signs as Lyrics from "All Star"

Aries: My worlds on fire, how bout yours? That’s the way I like it and I never get bored

Taurus: Didn’t make sense not to live for fun

Gemini: Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Cancer: Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

Leo: All that glitters is gold

Virgo: I said yup, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself

Libra: So much to do, so much to see, so what’s wrong with taking the backstreets

Scorpio: You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

Sagittarius: Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas,I need to get myself away from this place

Capricorn: Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

Aquarius: She was lookin kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead

Pisces: Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was lookin’ kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an “L” on her forehead. Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn’t make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to see, so what’s wrong with taking the back streets? You’ll never know if you don’t go. You’ll never shine if you don’t glow. Hey now, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go play. Hey now, you’re a rock star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder. You’re bundled up now, wait till you get older, but the meteor men beg to differ judging by the hole in the satellite picture. The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim. My world’s on fire, how about yours? That’s the way I like it and I never get bored. Hey now, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go play. Hey now, you’re a rock star, get the show on, get paid. All that glitters is gold. Only shooting stars break the mold. Hey now, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go play. Hey now, you’re a rock star, get the show, on get paid. And all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars…. Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place. I said “Yep, what a concept. I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change.” Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn’t make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to see, so what’s wrong with taking the back streets? You’ll never know if you don’t go (go!). You’ll never shine if you don’t glow. Hey now, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go play. Hey now, you’re a rock star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. And all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold.

B99 + Childhood Friends AU: in which Jake attends each of Amy’s eleven birthdays at the planetarium.

  • 6 year old Jake alternates between pulling little Amy’s pigtails and running around exhibits with her older brothers. 
    • He tires himself out and falls asleep halfway through the afternoon planetarium space show. Mrs. Santiago has to carry him around the museum for half an hour after that, until he’s awake enough to walk around on his own.
  • 7 year old Jake makes it his personal mission to win every single party game that year. Any other kid might cry over how competitive (i.e. mean) Jake is being, but Amy stands her ground and manages to beat him in nearly every game. 
    • In the end, Jake’s the one who’s in tears. Karen has to pick him up early because he’s inconsolable after losing Pin The Ring On Saturn.
  • 8 year old Jake is on his best behavior through the morning (partly because Karen gave him a lengthy talking-to on the car ride over, but also because he’s been kind of subdued overall since Roger left a few months prior). He does go ham on lunch, especially when they bring out Amy’s blue cake. 
    • Mrs. Santiago has to cradle him in her lap during the space show because he has too much of a tummy ache. (The Santiago brothers make fun of him for at least a week after that, but Amy defends him with her life and also sends him a Get Well Soon! card.)
  • 9 year old Jake has just discovered Star Wars and spends most of the party trying to find planet models of Hoth and Tatooine. While the other kids just laugh at him, Amy informs him that Star Wars is both fictional and inaccurate then proceeds to tell him about how awesome the real universe actually is. 
    • The two of them unknowingly break off from the group at some point because Amy’s too engrossed in telling him about the International Space Station, and Jake’s just hanging on to every word she says. They’re officially lost for a whole 12 minutes, but Mrs. Santiago eventually finds them in the full-scale space shuttle replica, laughing and pretending to be space pilots slash jedi. 

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