Alright talking about the McClain Clan! (God I want canon last names already. It would make tagging…sooooo much easier.)
Lance is cannonly the youngest in his family! So keeping that in mind!
A lot of Lance’s obnoxious behaviour/need to prove himself stems from the fact that he is the youngest. He feels like he has to be just as good… no… better than his older siblings to stand out. He just doesn’t want to let his family down.
Lance is a little bit spoilt. Whenever he comes home with a scratch or bruise his mother always holds him close and squeezes his cheeks, murmuring in Spanish “My baby, who has hurt my tiny baby?”
His grandmother is constantly trying to feed him.
He finally feels like an asset to his family when he becomes babysitter extraordinaire to his nieces and nephews. He is by far their favourite, and they all request him. When he is busy and they have to be babysat by one of his older siblings, they get very sad and mopey.
His oldest brother gave him the name “Lancey Lance”
His oldest brother is a carpenter and his oldest sister is a nurse. His second oldest brother is studying to be an electrician. Lance is the first member of the family to get into the Galaxy Garrison and everyone is immensely proud.
Any of his hand-to-hand combat abilities he learnt from wrestling with his older siblings. Lance is the weakest of his siblings, but he’s very slippery.
His dad is the one that taught him how to knit. He sends Lance care packages with oreos, mittens and socks frequently.
They like to go on road trips. Because Lance was the youngest, he always had the middle back seat. Even when he got such taller than his sister, so it would make sense for her to go in the middle, she would explain that Lance has no ass so he should stay in the middle, as it would not accomodate her curvy figure.
“My legs are longer!” “My ass demands a seat, Lance!”
Beach days are sacred.
Someone called his sister fat and he tried to fight them. They were 16… Lance was 8.
Lance actually loves his Garrison uniform because it’s the first piece of clothing that has been 100% his. He envies his sister. The boys all shared clothes.
Lance is surprisingly close to his oldest brother, who basically took on a Dad 2.0 role.
His dad tried to give him the sex talk, but it just left Lance really confused and scared. His brothers got the job of clarifying everything.
“Don’t stick your dick anywhere unless it’s wrapped up.” “oh….okay…” “And always ask permission before sticking it anywhere.” “Okaaaaaaaaay.” “Don’t get anyone pregnant. Ma would cry, then kill you, then cry again.”
His sister beats him up the most.
She heard him tell a sexist joke when he was 13 and she kicked the shit out of him. She lectured him for a full 2 hours, and gave him a quiz on respecting women before he was allowed to go. His mother found out about it and approved.
All the siblings watch the Fast and the Furious movies like they are Citizen Cane.
The middle brother tried to convince Lance he was adopted for 5 years. It was never successful because, even at a young age, he knew he looked too much like his siblings to POSSIBLY be adopted.
Lance and his second oldest brother are almost identical. They look like their grandfather (on their mother’s side).
My majestic baby, Enano (Spanish for Midget/Dwarf)
My boyfriend’s dad found him on a construction site and could not keep him, so he’s ours now ^.^ He has almost all his shots and once he does, we plan to train him to go on walks and love the outdoors. He also knows how to use the doggy door and goes out onto the enclosed back porch all the time! He doesn’t hate his harness, just the process of putting it on and taking off, haha.
a/n: idk how long this story is gonna be now that i think abt it lol
i know i updated like 3x now. being sick means being in bed all day and i wrote a ton! this is one of the requests i have officially fulfilled. if you have any requests to see in this fic, my inbox is always open!
spanish used (whoa!!!)
¿qué tal? - what’s up?
sí - yes
princesa - princess
Lafayette left the hospital tired and shaken up. He said goodbye to everyone on his floor, and as soon as he reached the elevators, he sighed. Thankfully, he was alone in the elevator. No one would have to see him like this.
He headed to the parking lot with his messenger bag on his shoulder and searched for the car.
It took slightly longer than expected, only because Lafayette had totally blanked on where he had parked, but he hit the clicker a few times and followed the sound. This wasn’t like him.
Could you do some headcanons about Soldier, Reaper, Lena and Sombra walking in on their s/o singing a lullaby to their newborn child? Thanks in advance 👍
thank you for the request anon! :) enjoy! -KC
•Hears you humming from a room away and decides to investigate.
•When he sees you rocking and singing a soft lullaby to the baby, he melts.
•Watches you fondly for a while, just enjoying the sight in front of him.
•When you get the baby to sleep and start to get up, he walks over and helps you put her to bed.
•Walks in to put some blankets in the newborns room when he sees you singing a Spanish lullaby to your baby.
•Immediately freezes, and tries not to make a sound.
•You eventually saw him and smiled before going back to singing.
•He slowly crept behind you and played with your hair while singing the lullaby as well.
•Comes home from the grocery store when she hears a faint noise coming from upstairs.
•When she opens the door, she smiles at what she sees.
•Instantly joins you in singing the baby to sleep.
•Afterwards, she’d hug you and tell you what an amazing mom you are.
•Heard you on the baby monitor from downstairs.
•She listens to your beautiful voice for a minute before going to hear it in person.
•Secretly records it so she can listen to it again later.
•Helps you put the baby in the crib after you get her to sleep.
•She then tells you how great of a mom and singer you are, and kisses you.
Hey, I was wondering how spanish baby-talk works? like the babble that you say to your cat? Me gusta llamar mi gato un frijol y él es forma de un huevo.
It’s mostly the same as English except there’s more use of diminutives so instead of frijol you might say frijolito “little bean” so things like gatito/a “kitten” or “kitty” instead of gato or things like that.
It’s harder to say how you’d do it without more words/examples but baby talk sounds the same in Spanish, so you might have better luck on youtube looking for people baby-talking.
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