spanish wolf dog

PSAT Pick-Ups

“You make me hornier than a Nasutoceratops”

“I’ll be your Spanish Moss if you’ll be my California Oak Tree”

“You’re hotter than Herminia’s poems”

“You make me wetter than a Tilapia fish farm”

“We may not have calculators, but you can have me”

“Id look into your eyes longer than a domesticated dog”

“I love you more than Thad loves cookies and water”

“Are those extra calculator batteries in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

“Lets DELETE the underlined portion of our clothes and sin more than the Fourth of July”