spamspevens

Got a little sentimental after spending the night with my second family the Wheelers. Decided to make Tim a little happy birthday post card of his favorite little bull! BeepBeep, Melmo, Melman! Its really rough and not that great, but i’m sleepy and up way past what i felt like staying up.

It reads(in really horrid handwriting):

Happy Birthday CHIM! 22! So proud of you! We all miss you very much! You look so handsome in your shnazy fatigues. Can’t wait to see you! ( in december :[)  Lets get friendship pizza tattoos like the once joked about! ( insert horrible pizza drawing here) I really want to. Summer is just down right boring without a little catchonska with you! I haven’t had a real smore since you left. I cant bring myself to do it. Dont’ worry about writing back abby keeps me updated! stay safe! Looking forward to seeing you! time will fly!

-Spam

What do you say to someone whose days are far more stressful than your own? I try to make it short and sweet. I don’t want to be a dick and rub in my workless summer while hes is sweating dick in MO.