spam: poa

you know that bit in the film adaption of prisoner of azkaban where the full moon comes out and sirius gets so Extra and desperate and also like really Gay 

sirius: [rushes over to remus WHO IS LITERALLY TURNING!!!!!]

sirius: remus, my old friend!!!!!! have you taken your potion tonight?

remus, inwardly: WHAT DO YOU THINK, DUMBASS

remus, outwardly: [literally cannot do anything but Turn]

sirius: [grabs remus, wraps his arms around him, their chests flush against each other] YOU KNOW THE MAN YOU TRULY ARE 

remus: [obviously knows the man he is, obviously cannot respond to sirius’ ridiculous rambling because he IS TURNING] 

sirius: THIS HEART IS WHERE YOU TRULY LIVE [pushes his hand against remus’ chest desperately as if the power of his love can somehow stop all of this from happening] THIS HEART HERE 

remus: [is now a foot taller than sirius and is Struggling not to hurt him]

sirius: THIS!!! FLESH!!!! IS!!! ONLY!!!! FLESH!!!!!! [continues to keep his arms wrapped around remus as he keeps turning] REMUS!!!! 

remus: [howls, turns completely into The Wolf, flings sirius high into the air] 

me: hello 911 yes sirius black is a Gay Fool 

imagine: remus lupin, after the events of prisoner of azkaban, silently going up to dumbledore’s office, and throwing a frickin tantrum. “you told me not to pursue it! you told me he was guilty!”

“i did not know,” answers dumbledore, “no more than you did, remus.”

“I - DID - KNOW! I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU HE WAS INNOCENT AND YOU TOLD ME TO LET IT GO! you - i - TWELVE YEARS HE ROTTED IN THAT CELL! TWELVE YEARS, AND YOU DID NOTHING! you - you………”

he draws himself up, stops shaking, and takes a deep breath.

“i quit,” he says bluntly, then turns and walks away.

In POA
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Harry:</b> Professor Lupin, do you know Sirius Black?<p/><b>Lupin:</b> *sweats nervously as he thinks to himself* OH GOD THIS KID KNOWS SOMETHING HE MUST'VE SEEN PICTURES OF US SNOGGING JAMES MUST'VE LEFT HIM A LETTER ABOUT HIS TWO GAY UNCLES WHAT IF HARRY SQUEALS ON ME WHAT IF HE THINKS I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH SIRIUS ERGO I'M IN LEAGUE WITH HIM AND THEN TELLS DUMBLEDORE AND THE REST OF THE SCHOOL MERLIN'S BEARD WHAT IF HE TELLS SNAPE WHAT IF SNAPE ARRIVES AT SOME CONCLUSIONS AND THINKS THE SAME THINGS AND I GET KICKED OUT WHAT WILL I DO HOW WILL I EAT WHERE WILL I LIVE WHAT IF SOMEHOW SIRIUS FINDS OUT THAT I STILL LOVE HIM HE'LL SHOW UP AND FUCK SHIT UP AND I CAN'T DEAL WITH HIM AGAIN I'VE ALREADY GOTTEN OVER THAT MAN I WON'T POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO DO IT TWICE OMFG *flings suitcase across room into fireplace* *fireplace explodes* *Grindylow's tank bursts* *water and fire eating away at the room* *Grindylow swirls around Lupin and Harry's ankles* *Lupin's robes catch fire* *room gives out smoke smelling like burnt crapola and Grindylow steak* *old wizards having heart attacks outside* *children screaming* *dragons hearing this proceed to set fire to everything* *the universe burns up* *life ceases to exist*<p/><b>Lupin:</b> *completely calm* No. Why do you ask?<p/></p><p/></p>

harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban, chapter 5

vs

harry potter and the order of the phoenix, chapter 14

me while rereading poa: chill harry, malfoy’s life doesn’t revolve around yours. what, do you think he keeps count of each time you end up in hospital wing

me while rereading ootp: holy shit he does