First thing you want to know about hippogriffs is that they’re very proud creatures. Very easily offended. You do not want to insult a hippogriff. It may just be the last thing you ever do. Now, who’d like to come and say hello? Well done, Harry, well done.
sirius black, ominously: no……only one will die tonight………
me: honey………they don’t know u well enough yet to understand ur drama queen tendencies…….if u could just stop being melodramatic for a second………your godson thinks ur about to kill him……….when will u learn……..
<b><p></b> <b>Harry:</b> Professor Lupin, do you know Sirius Black?<p/><b>Lupin:</b> *sweats nervously as he thinks to himself* OH GOD THIS KID KNOWS SOMETHING HE MUST'VE SEEN PICTURES OF US SNOGGING JAMES MUST'VE LEFT HIM A LETTER ABOUT HIS TWO GAY UNCLES WHAT IF HARRY SQUEALS ON ME WHAT IF HE THINKS I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH SIRIUS ERGO I'M IN LEAGUE WITH HIM AND THEN TELLS DUMBLEDORE AND THE REST OF THE SCHOOL MERLIN'S BEARD WHAT IF HE TELLS SNAPE WHAT IF SNAPE ARRIVES AT SOME CONCLUSIONS AND THINKS THE SAME THINGS AND I GET KICKED OUT WHAT WILL I DO HOW WILL I EAT WHERE WILL I LIVE WHAT IF SOMEHOW SIRIUS FINDS OUT THAT I STILL LOVE HIM HE'LL SHOW UP AND FUCK SHIT UP AND I CAN'T DEAL WITH HIM AGAIN I'VE ALREADY GOTTEN OVER THAT MAN I WON'T POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO DO IT TWICE OMFG *flings suitcase across room into fireplace* *fireplace explodes* *Grindylow's tank bursts* *water and fire eating away at the room* *Grindylow swirls around Lupin and Harry's ankles* *Lupin's robes catch fire* *room gives out smoke smelling like burnt crapola and Grindylow steak* *old wizards having heart attacks outside* *children screaming* *dragons hearing this proceed to set fire to everything* *the universe burns up* *life ceases to exist*<p/><b>Lupin:</b> *completely calm* No. Why do you ask?<p/></p><p/></p>