spam: gof

  • Draco: a little higher
  • Crabbe: i'm trying but-
  • Draco: HIGHER!
  • Crabbe: your shoe is digging into my palm!
  • Goyle: yeah, Draco, *struggles* you're a lot heavier than you used to be
  • Draco: *pauses and looks down, offended*
  • Draco: hang on. are you two calling me fat?
  • Crabbe: wha-
  • Goyle: course not! we just-
  • Theo: he's coming!
  • Draco: shit!! never mind. we'll talk about this later. get me up into the tree! hurry!
  • Draco: *gets situated in time to play it cool*
  • Harry:
  • Draco: WHY SO TENSE, POTTER?!
  • Harry:
  • Draco: >:(
  • Harry:
  • Draco: my father and i have a bet, you see...
  • Harry:
  • Draco: i don't think you're gonna last ten minutes in this tournament
  • Harry: *finally acknowledges Draco*
  • Draco: :D !
  • Harry: ...
  • Draco: *flirty ferret jumps down from the tree*
  • Draco: he disagrees. he thinks you won't last five!
  • Harry: i don't give a DAMN what your father thinks, Malfoy!
  • Draco: :O ????? wait.
  • Harry: he's vile, and cruel... and you're just pathetic.
  • Draco: pathetic?!
  • Harry: *walks away*
  • Draco: :( ?
  • Blaise: damn, dude
  • Pansy: well... there's always next time...
  • Draco: shut up! this is your fault!
  • Pansy: MY FAULT?!
  • Draco: YOU SAID IF I WOULD JUST ADMIT THAT I'M ACTUALLY ROOTING FOR HIM-
  • Pansy: TEN MINUTES, DRACO???
  • Draco: I FLAT OUT TOLD HIM TO HIS STUPID FACE HOW I BELIEVED IN HIM DOUBLE THE AMOUNT THAT MY FATHER WAGERED!!! WHAT MORE COULD HE POSSIBLY WANT FROM ME??? IT ISN'T MY FAULT HIS SKULL HAPPENS TO BE THICKER THAN HIS ARSE!!!
  • Crabbe: woah, what
  • Goyle: what
  • Theo: hold on
  • Blaise: back up
  • Moody: wtf lol
  • McGonagall: wasn't here. didn't hear anything.
  • Harry: wait, what
  • Draco: what
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“Every guest in this Hall,” said Dumbledore, and his eyes lingered upon the Durmstrang students, “will be welcomed back here at any time, should they wish to come. I say to you all, once again - in the light of Lord Voldemort’s return, we are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided. Lord Voldemort’s gift for spreading discord and enmity is very great. We can fight it only by showing an equally strong bond of friendship and trust. Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open.

honestly how was harry potter surprised by all his misfortunes after like his second year at hogwarts i mean by his fourth year when the goblet of fire spit out his name how did he not stand up and predict that was going to happen. i definitely would’ve just looked into the camera like i’m in the office and just walked outta there like nope not today i just need a five year nap let mcgonagall compete she’ll win

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make me choose: @goldweasley asked durmstrang or beauxbatons?

“Durmstrang is a school for young witches and wizards. The school has a dubious reputation, and is known to put a lot of emphasis on teaching the Dark Arts.”

want one?

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Miss Granger, a plain but ambitious girl, seems to be developing a taste for famous wizards. Her latest prey, sources report, is none other than the Bulgarian Bonbon Viktor Krum. No word yet on how Harry Potter is taking this latest emotional blow.