spain gang

which tomato gangster you should fight
  • spain: he’ll kick your ass. he’ll kick anyone’s ass. he’ll kick his own ass. he’ll kick your dog’s ass (and say sorry to it afterwards). there’s no way you’ll live through the process, but at least it will be fun.
  • belgium: literally why on earth would you do that. she will own you so bad you'll probably end up discovering a new contortionist position. romano will probably be there to film it and you'll be eternally famous as "Dude Punches Own Anus". do not fight belgium.
  • romano: he’ll walk all over you like a runway model. which he is. this guy's basically the bab of the group and if you fight him you fight the whole gang. also, like, why would you fight the inventor of pizza? sit down and think about your life choices.
  • netherlands: definitely fight the netherlands. he defeated spain in the world cup and that's a crime in itself. as long as you avoid his hair you should be safe. (that candy in his jacket lining, is NOT candy. don't take it.)
  • cuba: sure, why not. you might even be able to make him slightly pissed if you tried super hard. he’ll probably fall asleep halfway through, so take this opportunity to claim victory and run away. or eat ice cream and gossip with cuba instead. yes, definitely eat ice cream with cuba. the guy's got taste.
  • luxembourg: you could take lux down, easy, if you managed to live through the overwhelming smell of hair products and impossibly large sums of cash that hang around him like a protective aura. if you survive him you won't survive his siblings.
  • portugal: are you really going to pick a fight with this guy? don’t you think he has enough economic problems already without having to deal with your shit? look yourself in the mirror and ask if this is what you really want to do today. the answer is yes because you absolutely should fight port. that man deserves a few solid punches to the face. he’s a fuckboy and probably not even ashamed of it.
  • Belgium: Spain! Spain! I need you to come for a second!
  • Spain: what's wrong Belgium??
  • Belgium: So I was walking down Romano's room just seconds ago, and I heard a man's voice in his room! I think there might be an intruder in the house!!
  • Spain: what?? Romano's in danger! We gotta hurry and help him!
  • Belgium: ah, I can hear that weird voice again with... my brother?? What's he doing here??
  • Spain: *bursts open door while wielding an axe* Don't worry Romano! The Boss is here!!
  • Romano: What the- WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT KNOCKING DOWN MY FUCKING DOOR???
  • Belgium and Spain: ... p-p-puberty???
  • Romano: STOP EMBARASSING ME, DAMMIT!!

a weird tomato gang doodle?? i just wanted an excuse to draw mask designs so im not really sure whats happening in this.

my best idea is that theyre like a team of secret spy agents and theyre sneaking into a masquerade party hosted by some evil villain

anonymous asked:

Tomato gang reacting to their s/o 4/20 blazin it?

Did you do this Just for the Netherlands? If so thank you.

Spain:

“Do you do this often? fusososo”

  • As long as this is the the only drug you do he doesn’t mind
  • Wants you to do smoke tricks 
  • Try’s it and is COMPLETELY chill
  • Like you have no idea about how chill this dude gets
  • Watches movies and cuddles 
  • Gets the munchies and eats every tomato within a mile radius

Belgium:

“Aww~ You’re just like Big brother”

  • She’s quite close to her brother and knows what’s up
  • Trippin ball? She got you boo
  • Munchies? Waffles and chocolate are now your best friend
  • Want to watch a movie? Cool, cuddles all around!
  • She wouldn’t join though she need to care for you
  • If you do convince her though, Good luck.

Romano:

“Oh…That explains alot-a”

  • AIR SPRAY THE LIVING LIFE OUT OF YOUR HOUSE
  • May or may not try to make you quit
  • “If-a you’re going to-a Smoke go to Ned!”
  • Comes with because he is a jealous little Child
  • If you pull his curl whilst high…
  • Damn boy you better ruuuuun 

Netherlands:

“Wanna watch Ted?”

  • This boy does not care at all
  • Probably loves you even more if that’s even possible
  • Watches Movies and LAUGHS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
  • “Heeheehee, The bear’s taking a piss”
  • Gets the munchies and eats all the in the house 
  • And that dude next door, he now has no food either

I don’t Know if Luxembourg, Portugal and Cuba are but… duck it i’ll add them,

Luxembourg:

“As long as you do it outside, Cool!”

  • His house has one smell and the smell is money 
  • What that’s smell? ONLY FIVE BOTTLES OF EXPENSIVE ROOM SPRAY
  • Allows you inside after the smell wears off.
  • Buys you a chair so your comfortable 
  • It even has a little fridge for snacks
  • May join you on a rare occasion

Portugal:

“I don’t care it’s your life not mine”

  • Just lets you do your think
  • He won’t join you but finds it funny to watch you 
  • Turns into a grumpy mother and cares for you
  • May hide your stuff so that you don’t do it too often
  • Kinda just lets you do your thang
  • But then again he’d probably shrugs if you murdered someone in front of him

Cuba:

“Want a light?”

  • Joins you and chills
  • “wanna go for a midnight swim” “…Yeah”
  • Just a chill dude during the whole thing
  • yeah that’s it
  • Munchies ain’t a issue
  • Besides Ned, the best to do it with.

anonymous asked:

How would the tomato gang react to a significant other who just can't eat tomatoes?

(I took this in a way that the s/o just didn’t like tomatoes, but if this was meant to be that they’re allergic to them, I’ll edit it, because the answer would be different if so.) 

Antonio (Spain)- Would act like he didn’t care, but would be crying on the inside that his s/o doesn’t like one of his most favorite foods. From then on if he was ever cooking for the both of them, he’d purposely leave the food out so his s/o wouldn’t have to pick them out of the dish. 

Lovino (South Italy)- Lovi would be dumbfounded. He wouldn’t be able to comprehend how his s/o could not like something as great as tomatoes. He’d tease them over it for ages. 

Laura (Belgium)- Laura would just nod and volunteer to take any tomatoes that were ever present in her s/o’s food for herself so they wouldn’t have to eat them. 

  • Spain: Romano, let's go carolling with everyone~~
  • Belgium: yeah, it'll be fun~~
  • Romano: f-f-fine...
  • Netherlands: are you sure this is a good idea...?
  • Luxembourg: why wouldn't it be~? Everything's fun with Romano around~!
  • Romano: We wish you a fucking Christmas~! We wish you a fucking Christmas~! We wish you a goddamn fucking Christmas~! And a good fucking badass new fucking year~~!!!
  • Luxembourg: oh.