Come to the Denny’s Spa & Ghetti Your Relaxation On!!

Start with a relaxing noodle bath. It’s great for stiff muscles!!

Next, sit back and relax with a marinara facial. It’s great for your pores!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, flip yourself up on the table for a nice hot meatball massage. IT IS SO CALMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It wasn’t until years later that Melissa had realized she’d been trying to eat a single string of spaghetti from a never-ending spaghetti plate for so long that she was now traveling through space and time at an exponentially faster speed, never to see her family again, never to finish her meal. Sad.