Rules: Using only one band, answer the following questions.

Tagged by: @raccoonheck

Band: Savant

What’s your gender?: Problematimaticalulatorture

Describe yourself: Rabbit Whore, alternatively Villian

How do you feel?: Cry For Love, alternatively Diamond Blush

If you could go anywhere?: Nightmare Adventures

Favorite mode of transportation?: Spacewolf

If your life was a TV show?: Breakdown

Relationship Status?: Heart

Greatest fear?: Trust Issues, alternatively Forsaken

I tag: @dragoninanerdbody, @soulbubbles16, @freshfriedtrash

Deathwatch Marines with a secondary heart of gold

So our GM has sent our party of 9 through half a dozen missions so far, featuring all the horrible gribblies and monsters of the darkest pits of hell and that one cultist who blew himself up on his own mine. and we were feeling pretty sure of our selves. (Well like 7 of us were, since our ravenguard techmarine got himself killed whilst berserk-charging a dreadnought, and my spacewolf scout could be killed by a slight breeze or fart)

We’d just got back from cleansing a space station of a chaos virus spread unwittingly by us, and were immediately sent on a mission to a Tau Sept world to “Wreck shit and cause mayhem. Oh yeah, and kidnap some ethereals.” Pretty simple. Our objectives were to kidnap at least 1 of the 5 ethereals and kill the rest and damage as much of their infrastructure as possible. It seemed like a perfectly simple mission, however we hadn’t counted on one thing.

When we landed on the Tau world we were immediately faced by what i considered to be the most horrific thing ever:

Tau Children playing with human children. Filthy buggers. For some reason half the team wanted to protect them and the other half wanted to burn them. So like all good space marines our Flesh Tearer tried to nom on one. Almost succeeded too, we had to keep him locked up until the time when we would strike.

We decided to nab the ethereals on the night of a festival, when security would be minimal. Most of it went well. Our Librarian actually strode into one ethereal’s home bold as brass, drugged the hell out of him and then walked out again. (There was a minor hiccup with one of them which involved a major car chase and a tracking role with 16 degrees of success but that is a story for another time.) And then we decided it was time to go damage some proper infrastructure.
I and the rest of the party had stocked up on a literal ton of demolition charges, thing was, most of the party didn’t want to harm civilians. God knows why. There were deals made and lots of deliberation and we finally agreed that we wouldnt blow up any civilians. The three of us that were willing to destroy civilians were sent to create a distraction whilst the others assaulted the nearby army barracks.

When the Tau forces gathered to stop us three they found us atop a pile of burning corpses. We had kept our word; not a single Tau had been killed by explosives.


Spacewolf-Mental Needles Ill be djing with Spacewolf at Martins on Friday they are beyond dope they will also be performing at 4 the Record Saturday afternoon.