The crew of the spaceliner tried to warn you, but Mr. Fluffles was so
cute, you didn’t listen. They said, Mr. Fluffles doesn’t like cuddles.
Mr. Fluffles doesn’t like microgravity. Mr. Fluffles doesn’t like wearing
his little space suit.
You didn’t listen, and now Mr. Fluffles doesn’t like you.
“In early 2015, fare-paying passengers stepped aboard the first purpose-built interplanetary spaceliner to a fanfare of publicity which was to make the name of Martian Queen a household word.” –Stewart Cowley, Spacecraft, 2000-2100 AD (illustration by Bob Layzell)