spaced out man

  • Arthur Weasley: So you mean to tell me that muggles have found a way to look at other planets light years a way with a camera?
  • Harry Potter: Yeah.
  • Arthur: And they are trying to figure out practical ways to live on other inhabitable planets?
  • Harry: Basically.
  • Arthur: So why haven't they finished exploring the ocean?
  • Harry: ...
  • Harry: Uh, I guess... fish are scarier than the unknown.
  • Arthur: Fascinating!

Concept: Alien’s don’t laugh. Not the way we do at least. Their version of laughing is like making a noise in their native language that literally means “I find this amusing’ 

So when they meet a human for the first time and the human finds it hilarious that the alien cant fit through the door, but the alien is even more confused because the translator doesn’t know what the human is saying. They are making noise, the alien can tell that much but the don’t know what they are saying. 

and the human finally straighten back up, wiping at its eyes, “Sorry for laughing man but that was funny” the human makes the same noise as before just a little softer and a little less loud and the alien is so confused. 

So they ask the human what they were doing and the humans like “laughing? wait… you guys don’t know what laughing is???” 

and the aliens like nooooo….

so the human has to explain what laughing is “it’s when we find something funny. That’s how we let people know we think the thing is amusing” 

“like this???” and the alien does a series of clicks and hisses that sound more scary than humorous but when the human looks at the translator in their hands it flashing the text “this is amusing. I am amused by you.” 

Does anyone else think about how hard it is for Lance and Shiro to work together as the leaders of Voltron?

Like Shiro and Keith worked so well together because they’ve been together way before Voltron (well I assume…IM LOOKING AT YOU DREAMWORKS) so they had a system that seamlessly worked into the roles their lions played but like…Lance and Shiro never had that? Lance had to get used to really working alongside Keith instead of just being his subordinate and that might be difficult for him to change with a new black paladin?? Idk I think Shiro still sees him as this kid who worships him like a hero instead of the matured pilot that he’s becoming so I kinda want to see them clash a little in the next season?????? Haha or this could just be me

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Ground control to Captain Andor, AKA the Rebelcaptain Astronaut AU no one ever asked me to make

The year is 2032. It’s the end of construction to extend the International Space Station with a top-of-the-line rotating habitat, bringing the old station into the new age of space travel. Captain Cassian Andor has been on a solo mission to the ISS to install the Key To Station Operations, an AI more commonly known as K-2SO, whose job it is to manage the newly expanded station, as well as assist the crew when necessary, enabling the entire station to be run by only one crew-member at a time. 

To put the new features to the test, Cassian is to leave the station in the hands of Jyn Erso, a British astronaut send in from the ESA. She arrives two days before Cassian’s planned departure to earth, and the widely different pair take an immediate dislike to each other.

Unfortunately for them both (or perhaps fortunately), due to a critical error in K’s programming, he accidentally ejects Cassian’s return pod five hours too soon. The capsule is sent floating off into space unmanned, and Cassian is stuck on the ISS with Jyn. His only option is to wait out Jyn’s two-month mission and take the planned descend back down with her. Suddenly, they need to somehow find a way to get along for a total of 64 days.

There’s room enough on the station for them to avoid each other most of the time, but for some reason they never do; instead they get in each other’s space, his hand on her elbow when he drifts by her, her eyes always finding his as the first thing when she enters a room. Cassian isn’t sure when the feel of her loose hair tickling his throat as she floats by stopped bothering him. Sometimes he’s not even sure if it ever really bothered him at all. Jyn doesn’t remember when she started thinking of Cassian’s discarded jackets left in her workspace as an annoyance and started seeing them as signs of the kind of life she tried to leave behind on earth, but now longs for.

Without realising it, they’ve both started closely orbiting each other as surely as the station itself is orbiting the earth.

By day 17, they’ve both privately begun to understand that maybe they aren’t as different from the other as they first thought. By day 34 nothing’s been done about it, but even two people as repressed as Jyn and Cassian will have to snap at some point when pushed together in such close quarters…

Is it just me or has every Wolf 359 Mini-episode so far seemed like a crack fic?

Tbh I’m never going to get over the fact that my big Marvel guide book says that Tommy Shepherd isn’t even in the top five fastest Marvel characters…like Billy gets to be the most powerful Marvel character of all time and can use his powers to do whatever he wants but Tommy doesn’t even get to make the TOP FIVE in his own category?? Okay…

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doctor who | the angels take manhattan | september 29th 2012

There’s a little girl waiting in a garden. She’s going to wait a long while, so she’s going to need a lot of hope. Go to her. Tell her a story.

Tell her that if she’s patient, the days are coming that she’ll never forget. Tell her she’ll go to sea and fight pirates. She’ll fall in love with a man who’ll wait two thousand years to keep her safe. Tell her she’ll give hope to the greatest painter who ever lived and save a whale in outer space.

Tell her this is the story of Amelia Pond…

And this how it ends.”

omg-meh-feels  asked:

JUST GIVE ME YOUR SAITAMA RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

Right! Thank you very much for leaving the request. Saitama relationship headcanons coming right up!

  • -Saitama is the lazy one in the relationship. If he can, he’ll mostly lie around his house without doing much, just watching TV or reading manga. Despite this he doesn’t like to see his other half do everything on their own so will most likely take half of the chores on himself.
  • -Be it grocery shopping, house cleaning or getting out of bed (even though he’s up early nearly every morning) he doesn’t like to be hurried so it’d be best to let him do his thing at his own pace.
  • -He’s not a very romantic person (far from, actually) so he doesn’t see anything wrong with a date in front of the TV, watching movies. Sometimes he even puts an arm around you. Sometimes.
  • -Speaking of dates, he doesn’t really give a damn about going to an expensive restaurant or a nice cafe. Sure, he doesn’t mind going out to town but he prefers to stay at home with you, where the two of you will peacefully spend time together. Just you and him. (..and Genos..?)
  • -Hes rather bold when it comes to showing affection, although it doesn’t happen often. If he feels like kissing you he’ll do it without giving it a second thought.
  • -Saitama actually enjoys hugs and will often hug you from behind if he gets a chance to, resting his chin on your shoulder while watching do whatever it is you’re doing.
  • -He won’t say it out loud but he enjoys caressing your hand gently whenever the two of you are alone.
  • -It’s either impossible or really hard to make him blush. Does he even know how to? Either way he finds your attempts to find out very amusing.
  • -If anyone even thinks about doing something to you he will instantly get into action. He won’t appear to bother at first, telling whoever eyed you in the wrong way to stop and “go find a hobby”. However, if they don’t listen he will glare at them, wrapping an arm around you securely as they’ll slowly realise that serious Saitama is not something they want to deal with.
  • -Luckily he won’t let anyone who’s a threat come even remotely close to you. You’re his and he won’t anyone hurt you in any way, shape or form.
  • -He won’t really get jealous but he will certainly keep an eye out when you’re talking with someone else.
  • -He is obviously not the kind of person to boast about his relationship. To those who don’t know it might appear as if the two of you are not very close but that’s far from truth.
  • -Smile for him, laugh for him, he loves it when you’re happy; especially when he’s the reason for it.
  • -One of the things he enjoys the most is when he’s busy (being bored) and you suddenly slip into the hoodie/shirt he’s currently wearing. Sure, it might seem weird to people but to him it’s actually quite adorable. On rare occasions he might hold up the bottom of his hoodie and ask you to slip into it, indicating that he wants to hold you close.
  • -In conclusion: Saitama might not be the perfect boyfriend- and he might not actually voice this out loud- but he wants you to feel loved, to be happy. He will  make you sure you know just how important you really are to him.