spaced out man

  • Arthur Weasley: So you mean to tell me that muggles have found a way to look at other planets light years a way with a camera?
  • Harry Potter: Yeah.
  • Arthur: And they are trying to figure out practical ways to live on other inhabitable planets?
  • Harry: Basically.
  • Arthur: So why haven't they finished exploring the ocean?
  • Harry: ...
  • Harry: Uh, I guess... fish are scarier than the unknown.
  • Arthur: Fascinating!

the real question here is if baby Peter Quill went through a mohawk phase because of his blue space dad

or because his blue space dad would eat him if he didn’t

Tried drawing they toys’ responses to a couple of gifts you guys have given to Sproing…

The bow tie was a gift from @icetigerkitten

The sweater was a gift from @peachdalooza

omg-meh-feels  asked:

JUST GIVE ME YOUR SAITAMA RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

Right! Thank you very much for leaving the request. Saitama relationship headcanons coming right up!

  • -Saitama is the lazy one in the relationship. If he can, he’ll mostly lie around his house without doing much, just watching TV or reading manga. Despite this he doesn’t like to see his other half do everything on their own so will most likely take half of the chores on himself.
  • -Be it grocery shopping, house cleaning or getting out of bed (even though he’s up early nearly every morning) he doesn’t like to be hurried so it’d be best to let him do his thing at his own pace.
  • -He’s not a very romantic person (far from, actually) so he doesn’t see anything wrong with a date in front of the TV, watching movies. Sometimes he even puts an arm around you. Sometimes.
  • -Speaking of dates, he doesn’t really give a damn about going to an expensive restaurant or a nice cafe. Sure, he doesn’t mind going out to town but he prefers to stay at home with you, where the two of you will peacefully spend time together. Just you and him. (..and Genos..?)
  • -Hes rather bold when it comes to showing affection, although it doesn’t happen often. If he feels like kissing you he’ll do it without giving it a second thought.
  • -Saitama actually enjoys hugs and will often hug you from behind if he gets a chance to, resting his chin on your shoulder while watching do whatever it is you’re doing.
  • -He won’t say it out loud but he enjoys caressing your hand gently whenever the two of you are alone.
  • -It’s either impossible or really hard to make him blush. Does he even know how to? Either way he finds your attempts to find out very amusing.
  • -If anyone even thinks about doing something to you he will instantly get into action. He won’t appear to bother at first, telling whoever eyed you in the wrong way to stop and “go find a hobby”. However, if they don’t listen he will glare at them, wrapping an arm around you securely as they’ll slowly realise that serious Saitama is not something they want to deal with.
  • -Luckily he won’t let anyone who’s a threat come even remotely close to you. You’re his and he won’t anyone hurt you in any way, shape or form.
  • -He won’t really get jealous but he will certainly keep an eye out when you’re talking with someone else.
  • -He is obviously not the kind of person to boast about his relationship. To those who don’t know it might appear as if the two of you are not very close but that’s far from truth.
  • -Smile for him, laugh for him, he loves it when you’re happy; especially when he’s the reason for it.
  • -One of the things he enjoys the most is when he’s busy (being bored) and you suddenly slip into the hoodie/shirt he’s currently wearing. Sure, it might seem weird to people but to him it’s actually quite adorable. On rare occasions he might hold up the bottom of his hoodie and ask you to slip into it, indicating that he wants to hold you close.
  • -In conclusion: Saitama might not be the perfect boyfriend- and he might not actually voice this out loud- but he wants you to feel loved, to be happy. He will  make you sure you know just how important you really are to him.

EXPLANATION: So there’s this rugby tourney in montana and it’s comparable to a rugby version of burning man since there’s so much sex, drugs, beer, and rugby. This dude drunk tried to punch my friend the previous night while wasted, she easily dodged it. But he came up to us at the party and asked her to punch him. She said no, but I said sure. I mean hell, when else could I do this? Also I haven’t fully decked anyone ever. I do have 12 years of martial arts training though. So I chose the meat of his bearded cheek, kisser it, then decked it. Then he asked if I punched him yet. 😂 anyways, enjoy!

anonymous asked:

What's some songs on your calm the f down playlist?

OK, I wrote down most of what I’ve got on my two playlists for when I need to do relaxing and decompressing. There’s a lot because I’m an indecisive fucker and I jump genres a lot because..I do. HOPE YOU ENJOY

(ps. can’t believe I forgot enya. orinoco flow is such a good time) 

Who You Should Fight: Dragon Ball Z Edition

Goku: Go ahead, fight Goku. No, really. If you’re not a bad person he probably won’t kill you. He’ll even offer you a Senzu when you’re done getting your ass kicked. In short, you’ll lose, but there’ll be no hard feelings, and you might even become friends in the process. Probably. Unless you killed Krillin. Then you’re fucking dead.

Gohan: Please fight Gohan. You’ll still lose, but maybe you’ll get him to actually train again. No this isn’t his father writing why do you ask.

Goten: Do not fight under any circumstances. On the off chance you manage to beat him, he’ll just fuse with Trunks and kick your ass. Also you’ll have his angry mother to deal with. Is it really worth it?

Chi-Chi: Chi-Chi can kick your ass without breaking a sweat and does not know fear. Why would you even try.

Vegeta: DO NOT FIGHT VEGETA HOLY SHIT DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH

Trunks: See Goten.

Bulma: THIS WOMAN IS VEGETA’S BERSERK BUTTON. Also she shot Goku in the head the first time they met and slapped the God of Destruction. DO NOT ENGAGE.

Piccolo: Eh, he’ll probably spend the whole fight training you. You’ll get your ass beat, but you’ll learn a lot from it. It’s also possible to distract him by talking about Gohan if you’re absolutely desperate to get a shot in.

Krillin: Sweet flaming Dragon Balls don’t fight Krillin. You will not win unless you’re an alien, and if you do win you’ll have an angry Goku AND Android 18 after you. YOU DO NOT WANT THAT.

Android 18: Why. Why would you even bother. She will destroy you. Why.

Yamcha: Don’t fight Yamcha. You’ll win and add to his already huge inferiority complex. Be the better person.

Tien: You can probably distract him by claiming Chiaotzu’s been hurt. Fight Tien.

Chiaotzu: If you hurt him, he will hold you down while Tien kicks your ass. Don’t fight Chiaotzu.

Dende: Why would you want to fight Dende you monster what did he ever do to you. Don’t fight him. Sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

Roshi: You might be able to distract him with boobs, but be careful. Remember that this is the man who trained Goku.

Freeza: WHY THE SHIT WOULD YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA.

Cell: He probably already killed you at some point anyway don’t bother stay as far away as possible. Like if he wants to fight you find a way to leave the planet.

Beerus: His actual title is LORD BEERUS, GOD OF DESTRUCTION. You tell me.

Whis: Sure, go ahead. Bring him tasty Earth food and he’ll train you probably. Besides, he spends most of his time wandering around bored. Give the poor guy something to do.

Videl: What the fuck don’t fight Videl. That is the dickest of moves plus she was an actual superhero cop at the age of 16 what’re you gonna do that she hasn’t seen 8 billion times? Plus fuck you why would you fight her don’t you fucking do it you ass.

Hercule: You can definitely beat Hercule. Just do him a favour and don’t do it in public. And do yourself a favour and don’t do it in front of Buu.

Buu: NO.

anonymous asked:

im barry bluejeans and ive been seeing so much blu/pjeans hate its so discouraging... ppl call it a 'straight ship' when we were both trans and bi ;_; i wanna rb it/draw it but all my mutuals seem to hate it..

thecorteztwins  asked:

"Everyone wants to get with this. Women. Men. Animals at the zoo. Plants, probably."

Maria glanced down at her phone, setting her knitting in her lap to check her messages. One eyebrow raised as she hit voice-to-text and listened, then re-listened, to the text, then double-checked to make sure Peter wasn’t drunk-texting again(which reminded her; she should convince Rocket to program the not-Siri to speak in the voices of the people who sent the message)

Considering Peter was sitting at the kitchen counter in front of her with a mug of space coffee, that seemed unlikely. But stranger things had happened. 

“What in the Cosmos?” Adam mused one eye opening from zhir meditation.

“I have…no idea,” Maria admitted, turning on her own text-to-speech before asking, “Fabian, are you alright?” And hitting send. It was slightly more polite than “Are you drunk,” “Are you high,” or “Do you have a head injury?”

The latter was always a 50/50 shot, considering the slap strength of some of the women he harassed.

olimarandlouie  asked:

// I have absolutely no clue how or why this would ever happen but I'm curious, 'Nuzzle' for Louie lol

Send “Nuzzle” for our muses to rub noses!

     The space man had been promptly picked up, smile nice, bright, and shining as a nose met Louie’s. Had he done anything? Perhaps Rosalina had just been feeling a tad affectionate? Well, deciding by the chuckles and laughter, joy was undoubtedly had. A low hum of content escaped the traveler before finally speaking up.

     “Eat my children’s food reserves one more time and Louie, I swear to the Cosmos themselves, you will face the consequences.”

     The aforementioned joy blasted to the ends of time, swapping out for a smooth yet threatening tone in her voice. Eyes had meteor-streaks instead of comet-tails, putting some red coloring in her gaze. The gesture ended, placing the man down before leaving. She wasn’t kidding around.