space-cow

  • Me, just got into the shower: its so exciting that we get a lgbt character, i hope its klance or shatt that sure would be great
  • Me, still in the shower, a second later: holy shit what if the lgbt character is Kaltenecker

Shiro: No Lance, we can’t have a space puppy. It tried to kill Keith.

Lance: We’ll just keep it away from Keith.

Shiro: For the last time, no! We’re not keeping it.

Lance: You let us keep the cow!!

Pidge: He has a point Shiro .

Shiro: The cow didn’t try to kill Keith.

Hunk: And the cow saved our lives.

Shiro: It what?

Lance: That’s not the point! How can you say no to a space puppy.

Keith: *on the closet, glaring at the space puppy* It tried to kill me! Its trying to kill me!

Lance: You’re overexaggerating.

Space Puppy: *growls and tries to kill Keith*

Keith: YOU’RE A HORRIBLE BOYFRIEND!

Your aspect has two cows

Well, this isn’t the “title test” I was talking about before, but it’s about time I posted something, probably.

Space: There are two cows. You frolick with them in the wilderness. The three of you find the most fascinating plants and butterflies. Soon there will be a baby cow!

Time: You have two cows. In 150 years, nobody will remember who you were or how many cows you had. Not even your great-grandchildren. That’s just the way things are.

Rage: You are hiding under your kitchen table from a thing with horns and cloven hooves. It can only be a demon. Pure horror pulses through your veins when you realize there’s more than one.

Hope: You have two cows. If you took their barn apart, you’d have enough wood to build a ship. If your ship was on the coast, you could take it sailing. If you went sailing, there might be pirates. You’d better practice swordfighting.

Mind: You have two cows. The fluffy cow doesn’t know you know she knows the spotted cow suspects the fluffy cow heard the spotted cow confiding in you what she thought she overheard the fluffy cow pretended to mutter in her sleep. Just as planned.

Heart: You have two cows. You can tell them apart at a distance by how they moo. You’re not supposed to give them names. You do it anyway.

Blood: You have two enormous bulls. They fight to the death. You butcher the loser and set your house on fire to cook some hamburgers. You are screaming the entire time.

Breath: You have two cows. The chickens recruit one of them to be an umpire for their baseball game. The other goes into stand-up comedy telling really cheesy puns. You learn how to whistle.

Light: You’ve been asked to run a three million acre dairy farm in France. You’re a world-class cheese taster and helicopter pilot with a PhD in chemical engineering. This is the moment you’ve been waiting for.

Void: You have two huge, awkward beasts of burden with multiple stomachs and overproductive mammary glands. They poop absolutely everywhere.

Life: You have two cows. You herd them into the barn for the night, eat some macaroni and cheese, and watch TV before bed – the same thing you do every day.

Doom: You try desperately to explain to your cows that none of this is real and you need to leave the farm before this story ends and the three of you cease to exist. They don’t understand a word. It’s too late now anyway.

Matthew Daddario is a beautiful person, inside and out. He spreads nothing but positivity, and his smiles can literally brighten anyone’s day. He loves cows, space, plants and can provide random little facts about history. He makes silly puns, and loves malec just as much as we do (most likely more tbh) He’s an actual angel, and doesn’t deserve ANY of the hate he’s getting. Especially something as low as body shaming, you all should be ashamed of yourselves. We truly don’t deserve him. 

So canon has pretty much implied that Keith had no friends or people he considered to be his friends except Shiro.


Canon stated Shiro was the one who got close enough to impact Keith’s life after his parents left him.


Canon has confirmed Keith has abandonment issues and will push people away before he gets too attached…


Yet Shiro is the exception.


With Shiro, Keith did not or could not push him away.


Holy space cows guys, Sheith is motherfreaking close to being canon.


This type of trope is always used for canon ships like are you kidding me VLD just give Sheith the damn title at this point.


Anyhoo, so canon says Keith pushes people away before they reject him–meaning he assumes people will always leave him regardless if he tries to keep them.


Therefore none of the other paladins were ever his friends or even close enough for him to push them away to begin with, hence why he didn’t recognize them in episode 1.


The Garrison Trio (or anyone) did not leave a lasting impression on Keith for him to deem them important in his life.


No one was there for him or had drastically made a difference in his life after his parents.


Except Shiro.


Shiro has never given up on Keith.


Shiro has always believed in Keith.


Shiro has never left Keith (willingly).


So Shiro is the exception in Keith’s life.


And Shiro is also 100% the reason why Keith will forever do everything and anything for Takashi.


No one in canon (not even Shiro) can tell Keith otherwise.


Yup, my babies are heading towards canon and there’s nothing antis can do about it.

Voltron at New York Comic Con (NYCC)......

So here’s what I’ve read (meaning take this with a grain of salt in case I got something wrong) on what happened at the panel.

In Season 4 we learn that………


1. The cast and crew got stuck in an elevator when they were on their way to the panel.

Okay it’s not S4 related but let’s be honest, we are going to see fan art out of this during or before S4.


2. It’s been hinted that the team might be at each other’s throats.

Because Shiro is the universe’s punching bag it’s obviously going to be about him not adjusting to his new role (whatever that may be) because according to Shiro’s VA, there’s a part of him that wants his role as leader back because being a Paladin gave him purpose. 


3. Keith is training with the Blade of Mamora.

I wonder if that’s going to be problematic because the team can’t form Voltron without Keith, especially if he’s taking that Black Lion with him. I’m guessing that this is the ‘rift’ the writers talking about because Keith can’t just leave with the Black Lion even if he’s going with the Blade to become a better leader.


4. Lance and Hunk get more character development.

Lance is learning to get over his ego and insecurities while Hunk is learning how to be a diplomat.


5. Pidge still continues to look for her brother.

If you’ve seen the leak then you know she succeeds in that.


6. Kaltenecker the Space Cow is back.

Yay!


7. We see more layers of Lotor.

We’ve already been told that Lotor is a complex character so my guess is that we’re going to be seeing more of his ‘good’ side or his vulnerable side because Zarkon is back. We also learn from that clip the other day about how Lotor wants to go into the rift. Why? I don’t know. You would think that he wouldn’t go down the same path his parents did ( btw, Honerva is his mother unless he’s being deceived) but then again he’s smart so he probably found a way around the whole getting poisoned from prolonged exposure to Quintessence along with dying and becoming a Space Zombie.

Yeah, I’m sure he’ll be fine……….for now.



And that is all I got. Just a few more days to Season 4…….

SHIRO’S BIRTHDAY LIVESTREAM!! With Josh Keaton!

now that the stream’s over, here’s a recap on what happened!

What we’ve learned!
-Josh actually styled his hair like Shiro’s for the stream. It was amazing.
-If josh were a tree he’d be a japanese cherry blossom tree. Shiro would be a plumeria (whatever that one is)
-Shiro’s hairstyle is definitely something he does himself. There’s no way it just happens. lol
-voicing Shiro losing his cool was a highlight for Josh!
-Josh wasn’t sure what to expect with Shiro’s character when he first took on the job, only that he was excited because he grew up watching Voltron as a child.
-Besides Shiro, who would Josh pick to be? He said a cross between Lance and Pidge.
-Josh’s favorite lines as Shiro have been “Form Voltron!” and “Go, be great.” among others that are very inspirational.
-When asked about dealing with any difficulties recording, Josh said it wasn’t difficult but doing ADR can be tricky since he likes to do it on the fly.
-Josh gives tips and advice for those who want to try getting into voice acting!
-To get into Shiro’s voice, Josh likes to do forty push-ups before recording and he does some other elements of physicality, such as keeping excellent posture, to get into Shiro’s character.
-One of Josh’s favorite memories about Voltron is the announcement at Wondercon, it always makes him smile.
-He was then given some art that was posted online, and offered cupcakes.

Overall, it was a super short stream, but fun nonetheless, further details below the cut!

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there was no milk, so i poured soda in my cereal

prompt request by @the-space-cows-keep-mooing

reddie oneshot (lowercase intended)

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richie and eddie were best pals, everyone knew this. despite the constant arguing and name calling, the two could never abandon one another. that’s why 5 nights a week, eddie would wake up on richie’s brown stained, clothing ridden floor to the sounds of his animal-like snores. he was still bitter that richie denied him the privilege of INNOCENTLY sleeping in the bed with him, richie’s excuse being “i don’t wanna catch aids from your drool,” but deep down he was just nervous about being that intimate with eddie. was it gay to share a bed with your best friend who you want to hold hands with and kiss on the cheek all the time? richie struggled with that question a lot.

eddie woke up this morning the same way he normally did, squeezing the sides of the worn pillow richie lent him to his ears to block out the sound. the moment his eyes fluttered gently and he finally began to fall back to sleep, his stomach let out a GIANT growl. eddie was never one to ignore his bodily cues, fearing if they’d gone untreated he would explode or something along the lines of that.a pout on his face, he rolled himself up and and came to his tube-sock clad feet, turning his back slightly to glance at richie. the boy was sprawled as far out as he could on his unmade twin mattress, his glasses still on his face and pressing a mark into his cheek. eddie was unaware of the smile that danced it’s way onto his own lips as he waddled out of richie’s room, through the hallway, and into the petite kitchen.

richie’s parents weren’t home, nor were they ever, but eddie knew his way around the tozier household better than his own. the only thing that he didn’t know about the house was that in the top shelf in the cupboard above the bathroom sink was an extra inhaler that richie kept for emergencies. another growl pronounced itself and eddie pushed himself up onto his toes to grab the box of lucky charms in the cabinet above the greasy gas stove. a clean bowl was already laid out for eddie, blind to the fact that richie cleaned one for him last night because he knew he wouldn’t eat breakfast out of one of the nasty bowls piled in the sink.

as eddie pulled open the refrigerator and reached his hand in to grab the milk, he was hit with a realization; there was no milk.

“shit..” he muttered to himself, a slight panic kicking in. he figured he could just pour the cereal back into the bag as he shut the fridge, opening up a different cupboard, only to find it was empty. he sighed, moving on to the next; empty. then the next; empty as well. and finally, the last food cupboard in the house; nada. at this point his abdomen was cramping, unable to go much longer without food. this final moment would lead him to a decision he didn’t want to make. he opened the refrigerator door a second time, his eyes scrunched closed at first in fear of seeing what it beheld. after the door had screeched open, he slowly opened his eyes and to his horror, he saw that all the fridge contained was a half empty can of mountain dew

eddie gulped, readying himself for what he had to do. his shaky hand reached in to grab the soda can, pulling it out and setting it down next to the bowl of sugary cereal. he made a quick mental prayer, silently apologizing to his blood sugar levels for what he was about to eat. taking the can in his hand once more, he tipped it over the cereal bowl and quickly let out a shrill scream. ᴀ ʟᴀʀɢᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ, okay well, a spider smaller than a penny that eddie believed to be  ᴀ ʟᴀʀɢᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ , hopped out onto one of the rainbow marshmallows in the cereal bowl. several more screeches followed afterwards as eddie sped back down the hall, hopping directly onto richie’s back, tears streaming down his face.

richie jolt awake, grumpy but also concerned as to why eddie was riding his back. “what the fuck is your problem?”

THERE’S A FUCKING GIANT SPIDER IN MY CEREAL I SWEAR TO GOD IT’S OUT TO KILL ME THAT ASSHOLE HAD FANGS THE SIZE OF MARS JESUS FUCK,” eddie was out of breath at this point, heaving and having trouble catching his breath.

richie blinked his eyes a few times, quick to react to eddie’s breathing struggle and running into the bathroom to grab the inhaler on the top shelf. he returned to his room where eddie crouched in the top corner of his bed, and scrambled over to him only to shove the wrong end of the inhaler into his mouth with his other hand gently rubbing eddie’s back.

eddie reached to adjust the inhaler the proper way, quickly realizing that this wasn’t any of the 3 he had in his fanny pack he brought over. it took him a moment to understand that this was one richie had given him, leading him to find out richie kept one for him. his breathing evened out in this moment, making eye contact with the bug-eyed-boy in front of him. eddie had no words.

a few seconds later, richie had noticed that eddie was fine now. he nervously sniffed, stepping back off the bed. “so, where is this son of a bitch spider you’re telling me about?” 

it’s in the kitchen, it came jumping out of the mountain dew can. i swear if you don’t go down and ki-

why were you pouring mountain dew? i thought you were allergic to that shit?

there was no milk, so i poured soda in my cereal.”

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SO THIS IS MY FIRST ONESHOT… AND MY FIRST REDDIE ONE, AT THAT okay sorry i’ll stop typing in caps but this took me a good 3 days maybe! i think it’s kinda cute! thank you @the-space-cows-keep-mooing for sending in this prompt starter! i had a different idea at first but i think this turned out pretty decent. 

please feel free to send me your feedback, any suggestions, constructive or destructive criticism, what you liked, etc will be highly appreciated!! also feel free to suggest me more oneshots or prompts or just send me any sort of message (: