Allura: I don’t get it, you guys call him your father as a joke all the time? Keith: That’s what I said!
when I get a hand in it, every pairing is the shitpost couple. Alien confusion over those dumb earth-things is 👌 (THIS IS VERY MUCH ALMOST COPIED FROM A HOMESTUCK COMIC I SAW YEARS AGO but I can not track down the original tumblr post? If someone got a link so I can credit that would be great)
During the first mission of Sky Station Galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy 2, there is a sign in front of Yoshi’s house asking you to go around back. The third mission of the galaxy is a repeat of the first with a strict time limit, making it unlikely for the player to re-read the sign. However, if you do, you’ll discover the signature has been amended to say “Yoshi the space dragon”.
Am I the only one around here who's completely baffled by how many blue-eyed humans exist in the Mario-verse?
I mean, think about it. Every human character (Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, and even Pauline) has blue eyes, with the exception of Wario and Waluigi, whose eyes are technically grey.
But WHY ARE EVERYONE’S EYES BLUE? Like…is blue the dominant human eye color gene in the Mario-verse? Kind of like how brown eyes are the dominant human eye color gene in real life? Either way, I feel like blue eyes in the Mario-verse are kinda redundant, especially if the real world considers them to be a genetic rarity, and a gorgeous one, at that.
We need more eye colors than just blue in the Mario-verse. And no, different shades of blue do not count.
Give me Mario and Luigi with dark brown eyes to compliment their kindness, and their warm and friendly personalities. Italians also take great pride in their dark eyes.
Give me Peach with violet eyes. Violet is the color of royalty, is it not? And Nintendo makes a pretty big deal about the fact that she’s a princess! Additionally, violet eyes are a thing in real life! Liz Taylor had them when she was alive and people thought her eyes were absolutely gorgeous.
Give me Daisy with green eyes because of her affiliation with flowers and nature. The earth is teeming with life just like how Daisy is filled to the brim with liveliness. And it spreads!
Give me Pauline with light hazel eyes. Because light hazel eyes are freaking gorgeous, just like the rest of her definitely is. And they would match the gold earrings and bracelet that she wears.
Really, the only person who I think is most deserving of blue eyes is Rosalina. Because she is affiliated with the stars and the sky. And on top of that they would match her dress. I seem to recall a source mentioning that her dress is “a color that is said to exist only when the sun peers out of the clouds”. So…another connection to the sky.
So yeah. We need more eye color variety in the Mario-verse besides blue. I rest my case.