space hulk

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Shiro, you picked up the littlest one, no one is impressed.

Bonus:

Imagine the reencounter of Tony and Bruce
  • Bruce: Man I'm so glad to see you.
  • Tony: Hey what have you been up to lately.
  • Bruce: Oh I woke up on a different planet, fought in an arena against aliens, helped Thor to fight on his home planet, met the goddess of death and guess what Loki fought on our side this time!
  • Tony: .....
  • Bruce: So what have you done while I was away?
  • Tony: .....
  • Tony: Teenager stuff.
  • Bonus:
  • Tony: Oh and I got engaged.
  • Bruce: Vegas?
  • Tony: Wha-no.
  • Bruce: ....
  • Tony: Press-conference.
What About Lars?

Having just binge-watched the latest Stevenbomb, I see a lot of people on my dash freaking out about how Steven’s in the clutches of Gems who know he’s got Rose Quartz’s gem and are plotting to do who-knows-what to him, and how all his friends back on Earth are freaking out about his sacrifice and blah blah blah.

Not gonna lie, I’m worried about what kind of shit poor Steven is going through, but I’m more worried about Lars Barriga.

You know, the same Lars who, in “Island Adventure”, admits in a moment of weakness to feeling astoundingly isolated from others?

The Lars who, according to “The New Lars”, is suffering academically, probably because of a host of un-diagnosed mental issues?

The Lars who admits, in “Tiger Philanthropist”, he doesn’t know what would make him happy?

The Lars who, in “The Good Lars”, is desperate for friends but also unable to reach out to anybody for fear of rejection?

The Lars who probably thinks Sadie and everyone else hates him and thinks he’s a coward because he ran away from Topaz in “I Am My Mom”, when running from a hulking space alien who is giving Connie and Steven a hard time would actually be a perfectly understandable reaction?

And the Lars who would never admit to any of this and instead hides it behind being a sarcastic jerk who hates everybody, and is currently stuck on Aquamarine’s ship with Steven?

I’m honestly terrified for the guy.