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What About Lars?

Having just binge-watched the latest Stevenbomb, I see a lot of people on my dash freaking out about how Steven’s in the clutches of Gems who know he’s got Rose Quartz’s gem and are plotting to do who-knows-what to him, and how all his friends back on Earth are freaking out about his sacrifice and blah blah blah.

Not gonna lie, I’m worried about what kind of shit poor Steven is going through, but I’m more worried about Lars Barriga.

You know, the same Lars who, in “Island Adventure”, admits in a moment of weakness to feeling astoundingly isolated from others?

The Lars who, according to “The New Lars”, is suffering academically, probably because of a host of un-diagnosed mental issues?

The Lars who admits, in “Tiger Philanthropist”, he doesn’t know what would make him happy?

The Lars who, in “The Good Lars”, is desperate for friends but also unable to reach out to anybody for fear of rejection?

The Lars who probably thinks Sadie and everyone else hates him and thinks he’s a coward because he ran away from Topaz in “I Am My Mom”, when running from a hulking space alien who is giving Connie and Steven a hard time would actually be a perfectly understandable reaction?

And the Lars who would never admit to any of this and instead hides it behind being a sarcastic jerk who hates everybody, and is currently stuck on Aquamarine’s ship with Steven?

I’m honestly terrified for the guy.

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Shiro, you picked up the littlest one, no one is impressed.

Bonus:

MCU Characters as Named By My 24 y/o Brother

Originally posted by naih-reedus

-Steve Rogers (Captain America):  ‘Merica

Originally posted by littlemisssyreid


-Thor:  Too-sexy-for-my-shirt / Mom’s favorite

Originally posted by iwantcupcakes


- Tony Stark (Iron Man):  ROBERT

Originally posted by littlemisssyreid


-Bruce Banner (Hulk):  Your favorite

Originally posted by themarvelnerd


-Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow):  Badass Female Relief

Originally posted by hawkeyedenjy


-Clint Barton (Hawkeye):  Hawk-man (-guy/-dude)

Originally posted by omegalevel


-Nick Fury:  Samuel L.-MOTHERFUCKIN-Jackson

Originally posted by thunderbirdthor


-Phil Coulson:  Mr. Steal-Yo-Girl

Originally posted by sxy-seabass


-Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier):  Emo Edward Elric

Originally posted by dailyteamcap


-Sam Wilson (Falcon):  Literal Birdman

Originally posted by katarinadreams92


-James “Rhodey” Rhodes (War Machine):  Canon Black Guy

Originally posted by marveling-over-imagines


-Peter Parker (Spider-Man):  Spider-man the 3rd Esquire

Originally posted by patheticmortal-wtchemicaldefects


-Scott Lang (Ant-Man):  Bugzzzzz Life (5 z’s Ashley, it has to have 5 z’s)

Originally posted by miscellame

-T’Challa (Black Panther):  King Cat

Originally posted by littlemisssyreid


-Loki:  The Least Favorite Child

Originally posted by imagine-that-marvel


-Wanda Maximoff (Scarlett Witch):  Raven from Teen Titans

Originally posted by registeredalien


-Pietro Maximoff (Quick Silver):  I LIKE TO GO FAST

Originally posted by marvelheroes


-Peter Quill (StarLord):  StarLord MOTHERFUCKERS

Originally posted by paulruddx


-Gamora:  The Love Of My Life

Originally posted by superherofeed


-Yandu:  Space Merle

Originally posted by dailyavengers


-Drax:  I got nothin’…

Originally posted by dailyavengers


-Rocket:  The Raccoon Thats Not A Raccoon

Originally posted by adamwarlock


-Groot:  Giving-Tree