space for giants

The left arm and leg of a giant alien robot 

[the right side] [the head]

so apparently femshep’s official height is 5′3″, and garrus’ is 7′. that’s a height difference of a whopping 21 inches. I’m honestly so disappointed that this isn’t addressed in-game because you just know he’d absolutely rip the piss out of her for it 

“hey shep I’m pretty sure alliance regulations say that anyone under 5′7″ has to use a booster seat in the mako…” 

garrus…kiss ur tiny angry girlfriend before she decks you…

Imagine an entire Star Trek show about a group of people who aren’t members of the bridge crew or one of the higher ups, and each week it’s them trying to do their job while crazy shit happens that they don’t really understand, like:

  • They get an announcement from their superior officers that goes “You may notice a child walking around the ship in a captain’s uniform. That is in fact the captain and is to be treated the same as always. We’re quickly working on a solution.”
  • A transporter mishaps causes the chief engineer to turn into a vulcan. They try not to stare at the ears, and move on.
  • Shots of them reacting to superior officers running through the background in the midsts of a red alert that they don’t know what it’s in response to.
  • “Did you hear the away team landed on planet that had five years pass before they got them back?” “Man, I’m glad I got skipped over for that assignment.”
  • Trying to figure out if the rumor that their commander got kidnapped by an alien race that considers them their god is true or just something made up by a bridge crewman to mess with them.
  • Popping in and out of existence and taking bets on which All Powerful race it is that’s doing it and why.
  • anytime Weird Shit happens on the ship it’s never explained. why are there chickens in the Jeffrey Tubes? why does the captain have a double? why did the chief medical examiner briefly turn homicidal? they don’t know and neither do you.
  • Each episode ends with them pouring one out for the crewmembers who died that week.
Robots

Someone: *shit talking about robot characters also offending those who like them*

MAN

I AM SORRY

BUT

HAVE YOU CONSIDER

THOSE

HOW

CAN YOU

HATE

THEM?

WHY?

CAN YOU STOP

BEING RUDE?

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phew! so, there’s a lot to say but i’m not going to ramble on if i can help it. this is probably my first comic commission ever, for a very patient (and regular) commissioner over email! i’m not happy with how long it took for me to get it done, considering i should have planned my holiday better (forgot my laptop charger when i went home for christmas), and kept a better hold on the files as a whole page was lost at one point.

the point of this comic was to address an interesting dream – the text for it is word for word what was told to me by the commissioner! (what i’m saying is damn don’t they have a way with words) another point of this was to play with dimensions, reality and space. 

overall, this was a good project for me to work on, and i’m more than happy for this experience. hope you all enjoy it as much as i did making it!

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BONUS!

I meant to post this last night but it was already 3am

pt. I : x