space eels

The Nyx Space Mermaid is the 2nd rarest class of spacemermaid, the beast master being the rarest. Incredibly costly to grow and rear only the most established of hives are able to produce these black beauties.

Their elustrius, billowing tails can create a black curtain in a empty universe or mimick the twinking stars.

Commonly sent out in small groups, these maids use their tails to disoriant small ships. Not only do the tails engulf the pilot’s vision it also absorbs any and all transmitions the vessle may be sending out rendering the vessle stationary and allowing workers to begin the harvesting process.


IMDB BLURB: Having relocated to a vivacious amusement resort in Coney Island, The Phantom of the Paris Opera House uses a pseudonym to invite renowned soprano Christine Daaé to perform. She and her husband Raoul have no idea what lies in store.

WARNINGS: Mutha fuckin’ SPACE EELS. Ben Lewis is an anaconda. There is a murder in the film but there is literally no blood. Attempted suicide. Love angles abound. 

RATING: My anaconda don’t want none unless you got a son, hon.

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