space controller

Intergalactic Noise Control

Apparently, radio waves broadcast out into space. So what if Earth is the planetary equivalent of that arsehole neighbour blasting shitty music at 3am?
It takes light-years to reach anyone capable of picking it up, but when they do it’s like we’re playing Skrillex, Beethoven, the Wiggles and Metallica simultaneously, at full volume with maximum bass.
Imagine Earth’s first contact being the intergalactic equivalent of Noise Control showing up to make us turn down our damn stereo so the rest of the galaxy can get some sleep.

The Baku Gardens and The true Evil of Voltron

The whole episode of “The Depths” is about brainwashing and what brainwashes what.

And eventually the conclusion is this:

Queen Luxia: “Please! The last thing I remember is that organism in the garden falling from space. I went to inspect it. I thought it was a plant.”

(and we are shown this picture of that snake creature)

Hunk: “Wait a second. We’ve been eating that plant.
And it’s delicious! It’s so safe and warm.”

Lance: “A-ha! Mind-swishing! It was the plant the whole time.
And the queen was the first one to be mind-controlled.”

Plaxum: “But why?”

Queen Luxia:The Baku has been harvesting us all. We are its food source.“

And we are made to believe the organism was this thing:

BUT WAIT

Waaaait

The snake is not the organism that fell from space and was mind controlling everyone.

It was the same thing that got Zarkon

This little thing that they let enter their universe through the rift:

The mermaids have been eating food contaminated with that purple quintessence stuff Zarkon has been gulping down.

“The Depths” are kinda telling us what happened to Zarkon before we see it in season 3.

Honerva (or Zarkon) was the first one to be mind controlled by the creature, and the creature is harvesting all life forms in the universe I guess because it’s it’s food source.

(It’s something that becomes very clear after S3E7, but it was right in front of our eyes since S2E2)

Since it doesn’t seem like team Voltron are on to it yet, they just know that Zarkon somehow came back to life after he died in the rift and blame him for all the bad the Galra Empire has done. 

Maybe Lance and Hunk would be the first ones to connect the dots and realize the real enemy is that purple demon thing.

And in “The Depth” they got rid of the brainwashing by using a fish..

So maybe someone should throw this thing in Zarkon’s face to save the universe haha

OK no, although that would be awesome.

That was a temporary solution, but it did seem to cancel the brainwashing effect of eating the purple quintessence, so maybe Plaxum, Blumfump and Swirn could help team Voltron understand what exactly was in that fish that did that in the future..

I mean if they will still be around.. because

The thing is still there when they leave the Ocean planet. They didn’t get rid of the real problem. They just got rid of the snake that was probably controlled by it.

Also if letting the purple quintessence into your system has the ability to brain wash you and puts you under the “Demon Thing” (NOT ZARKON’s) control…

Shiro has been like bathing in that stuff since the start, he got hit with it so many times haha

So unreal to complete my first Mission Control shift!! (With a mentor)

Got to coordinate with people in Alabama and Japan, give one of the ISS GOs for the initial Dragon launch attempt (hopefully all goes well tomorrow!), and send commands to the International Space Station.

I love my job 🌎🚀🎉😍 #foreverfangirling

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David Bowie references

  1. Oh, You Pretty Things:  Oh, you pretty things. Don’t you know you’re driving your Mamas and Papas insane?…
  2. Rebel, Rebel: You’ve got your transmission and your live wire. You got your cue line and a handful of ludes…
  3. Space Oddity:  Ground Control to Major Tom. Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong. Can you hear me, Major Tom?…
  4. Life On Mars?: Take a look at the lawman beating up the wrong guy. Oh man! Wonder if he’ll ever know…
  5. Under Pressure:  It’s the terror of knowing what the world is about. Watching some good friends screaming…
  6. Cat People:  It’s been so long. And I’ve been putting out fire with gasoline
  7. Starman: There’s a starman waiting in the sky. He’d like to come and meet us…

A snippet of a Klance-ish thing that I might be writing right now with like alien mind-control parasite-eque things.

*flings this into the internet and jumps back into my trash bin*

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“Leave Lance alone. Get the fuck out of him, you piece of—“

Pidge!” He lets out a mocking gasp, a scandalized hand over his chest. “Watch your language, young lady!” Shiro has to hold her back from him by the collar, his eyes steely.

“You heard her.”

“Well, seeing as you asked so nicely—“ He breaks off again, laughing as he ducks to avoid a swing from a fuming Keith. “Okay, now this is just getting irritating. Here, how about I don’t dodge your next blow? Let’s just get this over with. Or you, Pidge, care to use that little bayard of yours on me?”

Silence.

“Go on! Do it! Hurt me, and him along with me. That’s what you’re threatening to do, right?”

Pidge stutters, uncertainty in her gaze.

He smirks. “Exactly. Let’s just end this little charade and acknowledge who’s really in control here, shall we?” He takes a step towards Keith’s blade, smile widening as he pulled it away slightly, the anger on his face being replaced slowly by fear. “I’m as good as untouchable to you in this body, aren’t I, and I’d just hate it if something were to… happen to it.” He traces a fingernail down the veins in Lance’s wrist; Hunk looks sick to his stomach. Lance laughs, throwing his head back in a way that was far too familiar, too friendly, too Lance. Suddenly, he stops, and stares at Shiro like a predator, a dangerous glint in his eyes. “Lovely. Let’s have a talk, shall we, fearless leader?”

listen i just want to address something, i’ll try to keep it short and sweet

shipping things to cope with your own trauma? that’s fine. it’s okay!! it’s understandable, i hope things get better for you

don’t do it in fandom spaces

fandoms more often then not are audiences of 12-14 year olds. creating and posting ship art of abusive/incestuous/etc ships and posting it in public fandom tags where children can see them is not okay. cope shipping should be kept private and talked about in private, controlled spaces, like a group chat or even just between two people. not in fandom spaces. full of children.

don’t put your cope art in front of children and possible fellow victims that could be triggered by it

thank you