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What really happened

Clyde: *notices that everyone’s getting a breakup letter except for him*

Clyde: Crap, I gotta do something…

Clyde: *quickly writes a breakup letter to himself, runs into the library and starts crying*

Clyde: (NOW I’ll fit in…)

Tweek (from a distance): Who was he dating?

Craig: His ego.

osomatsu-likes-beer  asked:

Hi, it's me, Alex. Well Damien now. I'm not sure if you remember me. Anyways, what the fuck happened in the new episodes I haven't caught up I heard about kyman feels and I don't care about spoilers because I don't know if I'll be able to watch it. Please.

Well first of all we have this great story that Cartman wrote, that’s called Little Red Riding Kyle who Cartman insists is gay. He starts off by saying “This is a story about a gay little boy and four hilarious women.”

Then later on he tries to confide in Kyle and prove that he’s not trolling, and he does so by walking in on Kyle in the bathroom and calling him BROSHIP

And Kyle just lets him be in there with him while he’s taking a poop

And Cartman looks into the toilet after he’s done wtf

THEN THERE’S THE NEXT EPISODE

Basically all the boys including Stan and Kyle destroyed all of Cartman’s electronics because they thought he was trolling the girls. Cartman was so traumatized by it that he became mute.  But then they found out that Cartman wasn’t a troll and Kyle clutched his chest and whispered “Oh my god…”

Then after the girls saw that the troll wasn’t stopping, they took it out on all the boys by giving them pieces of paper that say they’re breaking up with them. 

So while everyone is staring at papers and crying, Kyle is ALSO staring at a paper. So we’re thinking… “KYLE HAS A GIRLFRIEND?!?!”

NOPE

HE’S LOOKING AT THIS

JUST

AHHHHH

I Wanna Fall In Love With The Stars In Your Eyes // Art by Pachu-Yep

Naruto Themed Sexting by Panucci’s Pizza // Joanie by The Front Bottoms // Nothing’s Gonna Hurt You Baby by Cigarettes After Sex // Tonight You’re Perfect by New Politics // Apartment by Modern Baseball // Guillotine by Jon Bellion // Galaxies Will Be Born by Say Hi // My Love by Modern Baseball // Stop The World I Want To Get Off With You by Arctic Monkeys // Jenny by Studio Killers // Let’s Talk About Spaceships by Say Hi // Starry Eyes by Cigarettes After Sex

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Okay but consider

Kenny being very confident in sexual situations (because I’m pretty sure that’s canon) but the sECOND HIS ROMANTIC PARTNER SAYS SOMETHING MUSHY/CUTE EVERYONE MOVES AWAY BECAUSE HE JUST FLAILS HIS ARMS AND KICKS HIS LEGS BECAUSE HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW ELSE TO RESPOND